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    What are some of the corny pick up lines you've had thrown your way. Anybody had some good ones?

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    It's not quite a 'pick up' line, 'cos were were already on the date - but I spent an evening with a rather cute guy once - sort of a blind date through a friend - and he was showing me his very expensive Rolex.

    He got to the alarm functions - and asked me "What time do you want to get up tomorrow morning.....? "!!!
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    I wish i was remaking the alphabet so i could put "your sister" and "i" together.
    "Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."

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    If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, or would you just feel even more self conscious about your butterface?
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    Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all night... screaming for help
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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyinboots View Post
    It's not quite a 'pick up' line, 'cos were were already on the date - but I spent an evening with a rather cute guy once - sort of a blind date through a friend - and he was showing me his very expensive Rolex.

    He got to the alarm functions - and asked me "What time do you want to get up tomorrow morning.....? "!!!
    LOL. smooth

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    I need a phone number, can I borrow yours?

    How about breakfast in my bed?

    Ride me like a bicycle!

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    My boyfriend says: check a girls tag on her clothing and say, "just what I thought, made in heaven." This is actually cute. I'm surprised at him!
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    my friend came up with this one

    *holds out shirt

    does this feel like boyfriend material?

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    Icebreaker said during a dance: "We're much alike: You're a work of art and I'm a piece of work."

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    Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.

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    I actually said this once... (yes, I'm aware that it's uber-cheesy):

    "My watch uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, it says you’re not wearing any panties."
    She replied, "it's wrong."
    I said, "Damn thing’s an hour fast”
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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