What are some of the corny pick up lines you've had thrown your way. Anybody had some good ones?
What are some of the corny pick up lines you've had thrown your way. Anybody had some good ones?




It's not quite a 'pick up' line, 'cos were were already on the date - but I spent an evening with a rather cute guy once - sort of a blind date through a friend - and he was showing me his very expensive Rolex.
He got to the alarm functions - and asked me "What time do you want to get up tomorrow morning.....? "!!!![]()
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"
I wish i was remaking the alphabet so i could put "your sister" and "i" together.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me, or would you just feel even more self conscious about your butterface?
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all night... screaming for help
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."









I need a phone number, can I borrow yours?
How about breakfast in my bed?
Ride me like a bicycle!



My boyfriend says: check a girls tag on her clothing and say, "just what I thought, made in heaven." This is actually cute. I'm surprised at him!
"Do what thou wilt..."-Crowley
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my friend came up with this one
*holds out shirt
does this feel like boyfriend material?![]()
Icebreaker said during a dance: "We're much alike: You're a work of art and I'm a piece of work."
Sad
Blonde jokes are two lines long so that men can understand them.





I actually said this once... (yes, I'm aware that it's uber-cheesy):
"My watch uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, it says you’re not wearing any panties."
She replied, "it's wrong."
I said, "Damn thing’s an hour fast”
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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