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    Ugh I don't even know what to say about this. This is a series of comments after one of my facebook friends announced that he would be celebrating his birthday at one of the strip clubs around here. Also sorry that it's not a screen capture but I don't know how to do that:

    Brandon: Celebrating my birthday at LeGirls tomorrow. Everyone's invited...(cue the sounds of crickets chirping in an empty field.)

    Mary: Bandaids is waaaaay more legit than Le Girls.

    Brandon:It may be more legit, but I don't think it's as good of a place for romance.

    Mary: because when one is looking for romance, one goes to the strip club.

    Brandon:Dude, you'd be surprised. I'd be willing to bet most strippers are more romantic than 90% of the chicks that populate Casey Moore's or other conventional establishments. Those are the girls who just want to bone down with random dudes and with whom one shouldn't pursue romance with(excluding girls like you who epitomize female perfection and unfortunately have been in long term relationships with respectable guys since the dawn of time.) Anyway, it's a strange world we live in, and you never know if someone is worth getting to know unless you go balls out and give them a chance.

    Mary: no no no no. I can guarantee that every stripper in there has either A.) daddy issues B.) was molested C.) has massive self respect/body issues D.) all of the above. A girl doesn't wake up one day and say, hey I wanna be a stripper. So would you rather date a girl at Casey Moores who is probably way more emotionally stable but who it takes WORK to date, or do you just wanna say fuck it and go for the floozy stripper who is throwing herself at you, and who is more than likely only being nice to you to get your money (that's their job) and who probably is emotionally fucked up the ass and will never know the definition of a stable and healthy relationship? YOU DECIDE hahahaha ;p

    Mary: my boyfriends roommate brings home a new stripper every weekend, and they are pretty much all the same. Sweet girls, super hot, just messed up.

    Brandon: Almost all the girls I know from Casey Moore's are bad news bears. Besides they're not even my type. They like those tattoo and piercings dudes with the gauged ears. I had my ear pierced once, but that's cause I was looking to start a boy band. Also, strippers may have a tendency toward the slutty side, but at least when I meet one they haven't been with all my friends already. Anyway the last time I got a lap dance the girl and I discussed the segments of Twilight Zone The Movie(1983 version where Vic Morrow was killed in a helicopter accident during the filming.) In any case I have known quite a few and they are definitely NOT all the same. Some are train wrecks while others are just trying to make some extra money to pursue their dreams. You just have to really eyeball them to get a feel for where they're at in life. No pun intended.

    Mary:normal people work normal, respectable jobs when they need extra money. Normal, well balanced women don't say, hey I need extra cash Im gonna flash my vag. I didn't say that it's a bad thing that strippers are slutty, you don't have to be a stripper to be slutty. OMG she talked tv shows with you?! no way, did she tell you you were cute too

    Mary: shit just got surious, son!

    Mary:but in all seriousness, happy birthday. Obviously you'll have tons of fun with boobs in your face.

    Brandon: Mary, no we weren't talking TV shows. It was Twilight Zone The Movie, which was based on the tv show. Two different yet somewhat related things. Anyway some of these girls are just real go getters. I don't think one should date a "career stripper" but someone who is goal oriented and willing to lay it all on the table and use the nuclear option is someone I can respect. People sell themselves to the man whether they have their clothes on or not, and whether they admit it or not. I don't really care about boobs or sex. The face and personality are the most important things for me. Wow did we really just write all that?



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    BULLL shit! fuck that!

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    Ugh! That pisses me off so much. It's annoying enough when girls pretend to respect you for it "wow I have so much respect for you, you have sooooo much courage to do this but I would NEVER do that! Don't you find it degrading?" but the assumption that we all live up to some stereotype is so much more offensive.

    One customer last night, blind drunk, couldn't stop saying to me "what ate you doing here? You're too pretty to be here.". Okay then, well what should I be doing with my pretty face then? Going round judging whether other people are in the right profession for the way they look?

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    ohhh when customers start " u are so pretty to be here " shit i just tellem " we have ugly. missin teeth, stinky ones u wanna see one of them . if u want i can help u to get u one?" than they stop sayin bull shit

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    I know! I couldn't believe that she seriously said that ALL strippers either have daddy issues, were molested, or have serious self respect issues. I was like WHAT!

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    Wow.... both are kinda messed up - but at least I don't want to punch the guy in the face like I do with the girl.

    He annoys me with his "I'm gonna date a stripper!" mindset but then he at least went on to defend that strippers are real people.

    The girl is just... UGH. I happen to have a perfectly healthy, stable relationship, thankyouverymuch, MARY. I don't have daddy issues, I was not molested, and I have self-respect out the wazoo and love my body. And even if some strippers do have those issues, there are plenty of women out there with those issues who are not strippers - let her explain that one.

    I especially love the part where she says, "you don't have to be a stripper to be slutty." I know that's a comment often repeated on here, but I love how she says it - like ALL strippers are slutty, and it's not the SLUTTINESS that is bad - it's the stripping. Like she's saying "it's ok, girls. If you want to act like a slut, you don't have to degrade yourself by stripping and making money off of it. Just go fuck a bunch of random dudes and take it all off at parties for nothing! That's sooo much more respectable than stripping."

    Well, miss NORMAL girl, Mary can keep her NORMAL job. I hope her minimum-wage job makes her feel well-balanced and respectable.... lol

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    wow mary must have some serious issues. maybe she's mad cuz she gives it out for free when stupid strippers gets those same guys to give up hundreds or thousands of dollars for some dances or a couple of hours with no sex. I wonder how much mary makes? I think I should give up my $2000 a week stripping a few nights and being able to go to school and spend time with family to work a respectable job. cant wait to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week for $500 before taxes. sounds real smart eh?

    oh and since when is it so easy to date a stripper?? guys dream about that and drop tons of cash to catch a stripper and cant lol dumb bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post

    Well, miss NORMAL girl, Mary can keep her NORMAL job. I hope her minimum-wage job makes her feel well-balanced and respectable.... lol
    Hahah I know that's what I was thinking!!! When I worked my job before I started stripping, I was making $9 an hour, working 40 hrs a week and I could BARELY pay my bills, I was always stressed out about money, I would check my bank account balance and I would cry because i would be overdrafted, etc... I think that THAT is what is degrading. Now that I am dancing, I have the freedom to live the life that I want, on my schedule, and free of serious financial woes.

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    i seriously have true hatred for women like this, and i sooooo would of posted somthing smart and mind blowing to her to shut her jelous arse face up!

    im impressed that the guy acknowlegded that we are real people, and not all the same stereotypical stripper ppl make us out to be.

    the whole "ur too pretty for here" shit annoys the fuck out of me, ive taken to saying "would you come here if we were all disgusting ugly bitches?".

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    One does not go to Peta expecting to order a steak for dinner.....as well as one does not go to the stripclub expecting to meet their wife or prom date. Ugh.

    And as for the girl -she can take her emotional issues opinions of strippers & shove em up her ass. Twat.

    Thats all I'll say on it.

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    Don't let shit like this bother you. Every woman I have ever met who is rabidly anti stripper is fucked up in exactly the same ways they claim strippers are all fucked up. Their insults have nothing to do with us and everything to do with them and their own insecurities.

    Case #1 A woman my husband worked with who would come into work every few months and announce that her vag hurt because she had to go get scraped again. The woman had five kids by five different men and constantly talked about getting abortions. She was eventually fired for it because she could not shut up about her vagina.

    Her thoughts on strippers: EW, they all have herpes and syphilis from having unprotected sex with all those men. (Hello hypocrisy!)

    Case #2 Another woman my husband works with has sex with every man in the company who will have her. She is currently attempting to fuck a married man (who doesn't want her) and she's so blatant about it that her job is now in jeopardy. She has confronted his wife about the issue and badmouths the wife on facebook because she won't let her fuck her husband. She is the girl who goes out to clubs every weekend and has sex in the bathroom. She also had sex in a port-a-potty at a construction site. The girl fucks for rides, drinks and drugs regularly.

    Her thoughts on strippers: They have no self esteem. I would never lower myself to that. (Hello hypocrisy)

    I could go on and on with these. Normal, healthy people might not like the idea of stripping but they don't feel the need to post three comments in a row on facebook insulting people they don't even know.

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    These aren't your friends, are they??

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    Mary is one or all of the following
    A) Fat
    B) Ugly
    C) Low Self-esteem

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    I am sensing Mary has some personal issues that she needs to work out...and she is just using an easy target - strippers - to vomit up her inner problems and insecurities on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    Mary is one or all of the following
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    Not to be mean but....thats exactly what I was thinking as I read her responses. Shes like, white knuckle balls to the wall fight this to the death two enter one leaves alive on this.

    She sounds more screwed up than the perceived strippers shes talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    Mary is one or all of the following
    A) Fat
    B) Ugly
    C) Low Self-esteem
    D) Not making half as much money as any of us


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    Lmfao. Poor pathetically unenlightened soul. Thank god for them truly. Otherwise everyone and their mom would be lining up to dance.
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    I'd be blocking her (so since in socializing with idiots) & letting him know that trying to hook up with the strippers who are working is disrespectful. Besides, shouldn't he actually be celebrating his life with friends/family?
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    You should post this thread to her wall so she can see how she's being judged by all the "nasty strippers" - let her know how it feels to be slammed.

    I still can't get over: "I didn't say that it's a bad thing that strippers are slutty, you don't have to be a stripper to be slutty." Sluttiness isn't bad - it's being a stripper that's bad, and "you can be slutty all you want without LOWERING yourself to stripping" basically.... cracks me up every time I re-read that. Stupidest thing I've ever heard from an "anti-stripper activist."

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    You should post this thread to her wall so she can see how she's being judged by all the "nasty strippers" - let her know how it feels to be slammed.
    I think this would probably just lead to more problems. Where you around when Athena's "stripper stalker" came about? The girl had serious mental issues. Sometimes its better just to walk away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    I think this would probably just lead to more problems. Where you around when Athena's "stripper stalker" came about? The girl had serious mental issues. Sometimes its better just to walk away.
    No, I wasn't around back then. I never saw that issue. My comment was more a jibe than an actual suggestion anyway. Personally, I would have jumped into the fray directly on fb when this all came about but the OP clearly didn't want to get involved so I know she wouldn't do something as drastic as this now. I just found it amusing how Mary was going on and on about her assumptions about strippers and then a bunch of strippers were going on about all the assumptions about her. I just wish people like this knew that they are just as easy to make fun of as any stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    One customer last night, blind drunk, couldn't stop saying to me "what ate you doing here? You're too pretty to be here.". Okay then, well what should I be doing with my pretty face then? Going round judging whether other people are in the right profession for the way they look?
    That line pissed me off!!! so I was like "well if I was ugly would you be here talking to me now"?
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