Ugh I don't even know what to say about this. This is a series of comments after one of my facebook friends announced that he would be celebrating his birthday at one of the strip clubs around here. Also sorry that it's not a screen capture but I don't know how to do that:
Brandon: Celebrating my birthday at LeGirls tomorrow. Everyone's invited...(cue the sounds of crickets chirping in an empty field.)
Mary: Bandaids is waaaaay more legit than Le Girls.
Brandon:It may be more legit, but I don't think it's as good of a place for romance.
Mary: because when one is looking for romance, one goes to the strip club.
Brandon:Dude, you'd be surprised. I'd be willing to bet most strippers are more romantic than 90% of the chicks that populate Casey Moore's or other conventional establishments. Those are the girls who just want to bone down with random dudes and with whom one shouldn't pursue romance with(excluding girls like you who epitomize female perfection and unfortunately have been in long term relationships with respectable guys since the dawn of time.) Anyway, it's a strange world we live in, and you never know if someone is worth getting to know unless you go balls out and give them a chance.
Mary: no no no no. I can guarantee that every stripper in there has either A.) daddy issues B.) was molested C.) has massive self respect/body issues D.) all of the above. A girl doesn't wake up one day and say, hey I wanna be a stripper. So would you rather date a girl at Casey Moores who is probably way more emotionally stable but who it takes WORK to date, or do you just wanna say fuck it and go for the floozy stripper who is throwing herself at you, and who is more than likely only being nice to you to get your money (that's their job) and who probably is emotionally fucked up the ass and will never know the definition of a stable and healthy relationship? YOU DECIDE hahahaha ;p
Mary: my boyfriends roommate brings home a new stripper every weekend, and they are pretty much all the same. Sweet girls, super hot, just messed up.
Brandon: Almost all the girls I know from Casey Moore's are bad news bears. Besides they're not even my type. They like those tattoo and piercings dudes with the gauged ears. I had my ear pierced once, but that's cause I was looking to start a boy band. Also, strippers may have a tendency toward the slutty side, but at least when I meet one they haven't been with all my friends already. Anyway the last time I got a lap dance the girl and I discussed the segments of Twilight Zone The Movie(1983 version where Vic Morrow was killed in a helicopter accident during the filming.) In any case I have known quite a few and they are definitely NOT all the same. Some are train wrecks while others are just trying to make some extra money to pursue their dreams. You just have to really eyeball them to get a feel for where they're at in life. No pun intended.
Mary:normal people work normal, respectable jobs when they need extra money. Normal, well balanced women don't say, hey I need extra cash Im gonna flash my vag. I didn't say that it's a bad thing that strippers are slutty, you don't have to be a stripper to be slutty. OMG she talked tv shows with you?! no way, did she tell you you were cute too
Mary: shit just got surious, son!
Mary:but in all seriousness, happy birthday. Obviously you'll have tons of fun with boobs in your face.
Brandon: Mary, no we weren't talking TV shows. It was Twilight Zone The Movie, which was based on the tv show. Two different yet somewhat related things. Anyway some of these girls are just real go getters. I don't think one should date a "career stripper" but someone who is goal oriented and willing to lay it all on the table and use the nuclear option is someone I can respect. People sell themselves to the man whether they have their clothes on or not, and whether they admit it or not. I don't really care about boobs or sex. The face and personality are the most important things for me. Wow did we really just write all that?
......WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()



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