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    I've worked in a lot of different clubs and it seems like at one point or another every club I've worked at has had a customer wander usually shyly saying something like "bathroom?" or just walking away. one guy stood there staring until a girl chased him out with a stiletto. I've also seen female customers come in and say "ohhh so this is like your little dressing room thing" and then stand around because she's a girl so she thinks she can be in there

    have you ever had a customer walk into your dressing room?

    and if you ARE a customer have you accidentally (or on purpose) walked into one?

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    Default Re: customers accidentally or "accidentally" walking into the dressing room

    There's always someone bimbling towards the dr. Not sure if they've ever got in, staff usually stop them beforehand with a heroic dash across the floor to grab them haha. I don't think it's accidental becasue you have to go ACROSS the stage and by a velvet rope... kind of signs it's not for customers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smeca View Post
    There's always someone bimbling towards the dr. Not sure if they've ever got in, staff usually stop them beforehand with a heroic dash across the floor to grab them haha. I don't think it's accidental becasue you have to go ACROSS the stage and by a velvet rope... kind of signs it's not for customers!
    yeah this gives me the feeling that more often than not guys who "accidentally" wind up in the dressing room were actually looking for it. bunch of creepers O.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    and if you ARE a customer have you accidentally (or on purpose) walked into one?
    nope. having only been to a few places. I think it's pretty obvious, sans a horrible floor layout of a club, where the customers are supposed to be and where they aren't.

    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    yeah this gives me the feeling that more often than not guys who "accidentally" wind up in the dressing room were actually looking for it. bunch of creepers O.O
    yeah, they're probably just skeezers looking for a cheap thrill.
    I wish I knew what I was doing...

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    Default Re: customers accidentally or "accidentally" walking into the dressing room

    I've seen custies accidently walk in then leave right away.

    One time at my old club a custy followed a dancer into the dressing room. He was drunk, accusing her of ripping him off. He wouldn't get out and started trashing things. Bouncers and managers came and he started throwing punches. I actually missed all of this, but when I rolled into the parking lot, cops were there and four guys had to sit on the guy to hold him down while the cops came to arrest.

    Nuts.

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    It has happened a few times at clubs I've worked but, I think 1 of the times the guy didn't mean to, he was pretty tipsy, walks in but he apologized and walked back out, the other ones were no accident. Most clubs I have worked had signs on the door that say "entertainers only" "employees only" or like the club I'm at now a big red "KEEP OUT". I have seen clubs with the dressing room door unmarked right beside the bathrooms so I would be a little more forgiving then especially if they were tipsy.

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    I almost did once, thought it was the restroom... but it was a shitty layout and they had no signs... Thankfully I stopped to look for the "Mens" sign and figured it otu.

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    Here's something that i wrote back in the day. Steppin Out published it along with a pic!

    The dressing room. You people make up the craziest things in your head about us. A customer I am talking to leans in like were about to share a secret. He points to the dressing room door and says, " I see all the girls coming in and out of that door. What really goes on in there? You know he has visions of a decadant lesbian orgy dancing in his head. Do I entertain his fantasy and tell him that the last time I checked, Electra had her tongue in cupcackes ass at the end of a huge daisy chain conga line. While the Hungarians are playing musical strap on and cocaine and qualudes are freely dispensed from the vending machine, and to enter all you need is the secret password and a hard cock. Do I entertain his fantasy, or do I tell him there is no Santa Clause? Of course I do! I tell him there is no Santa Clause, cuz I am Tigerlily, the stripper who keeps it real. And because he is a customer who called me over not to give me any money, but to waste my time asking me a stupid ass question. So I tell him. Behind that door, we fasten our wigs and cover up our stretch marks and scars with cake makeup, we change our tampons and shit in a toilet that flushes half of the time, and complain about the guy who came in his pants, and we complain some more about our kids and our bills and our deadbeat boyfriends and our sick relatives.... So, do you wanna buy a dance?. No?, well then excuse me, I have to back into the dressing room to fart.

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    When I was more of a Saturday night regular I used to hear girls talking about it happening all the time. As more of a weekday guy now I hear less about it. I can think of a few clubs I go to where it would be fairly easy to get confused if you were drunk enough...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali Chin Chin View Post
    Here's something that i wrote back in the day. Steppin Out published it along with a pic!

    The dressing room. You people make up the craziest things in your head about us. A customer I am talking to leans in like were about to share a secret. He points to the dressing room door and says, " I see all the girls coming in and out of that door. What really goes on in there? You know he has visions of a decadant lesbian orgy dancing in his head. Do I entertain his fantasy and tell him that the last time I checked, Electra had her tongue in cupcackes ass at the end of a huge daisy chain conga line. While the Hungarians are playing musical strap on and cocaine and qualudes are freely dispensed from the vending machine, and to enter all you need is the secret password and a hard cock. Do I entertain his fantasy, or do I tell him there is no Santa Clause? Of course I do! I tell him there is no Santa Clause, cuz I am Tigerlily, the stripper who keeps it real. And because he is a customer who called me over not to give me any money, but to waste my time asking me a stupid ass question. So I tell him. Behind that door, we fasten our wigs and cover up our stretch marks and scars with cake makeup, we change our tampons and shit in a toilet that flushes half of the time, and complain about the guy who came in his pants, and we complain some more about our kids and our bills and our deadbeat boyfriends and our sick relatives.... So, do you wanna buy a dance?. No?, well then excuse me, I have to back into the dressing room to fart.
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    Luckily, in our club our dressing room is downstairs behind a door -so if they do walk behind the velvet curtain & door -they only wind up in our smoking room & bathroom area unless they happen to notice the stairs going down off to the side. To my knowledge that hasn't happened yet. But I will say that I have seen a few custies wander into the cloud of smoke in the back, though.
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    Default Re: customers accidentally or "accidentally" walking into the dressing room

    This always cracks me up. I have no idea what these guys are expecting to see--but some of their reactions are hilarious. My favorites are the guys who walk in and just freeze--I never know if they are in shock or attempting to make themselves invisible, lol.

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    Happens all the time, or they try it anyway. More than half the time they are just drunk and stupid. There is a sign saying "Employees Only", but a lot of these guys are foreigners who can't read English, most of them are so drunk they don't even try, and the sign isn't really big enough (considering all of the above).

    We try to cut them some slack about it when it happens, but they gotta get the fuck out of there and away from that door pronto, or there will be trouble. Then the guys who try using the women's room, same problem with signs, language, drunkenness, and stupidity.

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    ...Behind that door, we fasten our wigs and cover up our stretch marks and scars with cake makeup, we change our tampons and shit in a toilet that flushes half of the time, and complain about the guy who came in his pants, and we complain some more about our kids and our bills and our deadbeat boyfriends and our sick relatives...
    I can testify to the truth of this. I have seen some horrible things in those DRs, especially in certain clubs. Once in a very, very great while there will be something worth looking at, but the last thing you should ever do as a DJ, bouncer, or manager is to actually look--they know all about it, and then your credibility is gone. Sometimes they will try to tempt you, but usually it's not a problem because it ain't tempting lol.
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    a dude walked in once and a newbie was like oh thats alright whatever until we kicked him out. since when is it alright for a custy to hng out in the dr?

    u guess half em do it as a dare or coz they wanna tweet and facebook that they wind up in a dressing room with a bunch of naked strippers
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    Yeah once in a while a guy will try to tell me 'the girl said it was OK', usually when they are standing there holding the fucking door open. Doesn't work.

    You can always tell when they are making a mistake and when they are pushing it--like Anouk says a lot of them look at it as some sort of dare or game.

    The last club I worked in in Daytona has a big sign on the door "Enter here and you will be killed."

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    At one club I worked at there was no reason a customer should walk into the dressing room ie. far from main room, no where near toilets, signs everywhere saying "dancers only"... anyway some idiot walked in and the manager happened to be there. Told all the girls to move to the other side of the lockers (where we couldnt see them). As I said we couldnt see but only heard the sounds of the manager smashing the dudes face into a million pieces... it was kinda awesome. I think the manager was having a bad day LOL..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michele.2 View Post
    It has happened a few times at clubs I've worked but, I think 1 of the times the guy didn't mean to, he was pretty tipsy, walks in but he apologized and walked back out, the other ones were no accident. Most clubs I have worked had signs on the door that say "entertainers only" "employees only" or like the club I'm at now a big red "KEEP OUT". I have seen clubs with the dressing room door unmarked right beside the bathrooms so I would be a little more forgiving then especially if they were tipsy.
    yeah if the door's unmarked and RIGHT next to the bathroom I can see that, but I've worked at clubs where the stage and LD/CR areas are all on one floor and the dressing room is either upstairs or in the basment and customers STILL manage to find there way in there. seriously at every club I've worked at it seems like a customer just walks in unless the security is on point. even when in order to get to the dressing room you have to walk past the bathrooms, past the bar, past the stage, and behind the DJ booth customers somehow wind up there. and I don't care how drunk you are when there's a "no exit" "employees only" and a "do not enter" sign you should get your ass kicked by a bouncer for waltzing in and playing dumb!

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    Our dressing room has the women's bathroom in it. So the female customers use our bathroom. It's not a huge deal cuz it's pretty rare that women come in.... Maybe one or two women a night at most I think. But you can always tell that they're kind of like deer in headlights... they're thinking in their heads "be cool be cool be cool" while they're washing their hands at the sink. They feel like they entered our private lair... and I think they get kinda nervous. LOL.
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    LOL... well it makes me nervous to be in there sometimes too. So I don't blame anyone for feeling intimidated! Strippers can be a bitchy bunch!
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    I have an interesting story that was told to me by an old college friend. He was at Mons Venus for his bachelors party several years ago back when Tampa was attempting to enforce their infamous 6-foot rule. I don't want to go into the law or what they were doing other than to say they would raid clubs and arrest people who were violating it (getting a lap-dance).

    He was drunk and having a good time as were his friends. He happened to be getting a lap dance while the others were just hanging out at the bar. In comes the police and according to him, they told everyone getting a lap-dance that they were under arrest and to line up against the wall. He did but then the police officer went into an adjacent area to round up some more perpetrators. My friend seized the opportunity to make his escape. He said the exits were blocked but the dressing room was not. He made his way there undetected except for a couple of dancers who kept quiet. He asked them where to hide and they ended up covering him under a pile of dirty laundry.

    Unfortunately the story doesn't end well for him. He said the fact that he was drunk messed up his perception because he said they would have never found him in there, but he lost track of time. What seemed to him like hours was only 20 minutes and when he tried to sneak out the exit they caught and arrested him. I don't think the penalty was big other than a ride downtown and having to explain to his fiance what happened. I think that was about 10 years ago and they are happily married by the way.

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    Funny stories...especially about the freezing guys. One guy actually used our dressing room bathroom (a tiny one person bathroom), came out and stood there, staring at me. Took me a second to realize what was happening. "It's my birthday!" He announced. "Well happy fuckin' birthday, dude, but you can't be back here!" I said...as I tried to stop myself from chasing him out.

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    My club does a live radio broadcast from the club on a certain weekend nite once a month. I was usually never there for this. I see some bald headed guy go walking in the dressing room. I'm up like lightning behind him saying,"Excuse me, what the hell are you doing in here?" Turns out he's the dj from the radio station who is sharing the booth with our dj. We laugh about it now when I see him, but I thought he was maybe a crazy bf or husband about to go in there and start some drama. Ironically enough he told me in the few years he's been doing the broadcast only a handful of girls questioned him about being back there even though all our employees(except corporate) have uniforms so he obviously wasn't an employee and corporate never walks through our dressing room.
    Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.

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    I agree with you on that Lopaw!!!!! Dancers just have that special effect on us lesbians!!

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    I like to think of myself as a hard-to-ruffle chick, but if I had to share a bathroom with dancers milling all around me I would be nervous as hell. I guarantee that I would do or say something totally stupid, and the dancers would wonder if I was functionally retarded.

    You guys can be VERY intimidating.....especially in large groups near plumbing fixtures.

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