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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieMay View Post
    hmm, this could be an interesting experiment. Maybe if I get a typer in PVT I will pretend to be talking and just not make sound. See what he does or says lol.
    Haha I like how you think

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellyConnors View Post
    Not to go off topic, but I just had to interject this.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_t...short_story%29

    Short summary of a story by James Baldwin, "Going to Meet the Man" (read in an American Lit class a few semesters ago). Basically this white cop hated blacks during slavery days. One day this particular slave was being lynched at a "lynching party" and as they set fire to the body they also chopped off his big black dick. The cop's wife looked at the BBC very hornily, and that night when white cop came home he wanted to fuck his wife "like a nigger" and began fucking her aggressively while expressing his desire to her.

    I had *just* started camming that semester when I read this story and it really rang some bells but I couldn't speak on it publicly (though I wanted to)!
    I recently told a white American guy this in a private session after he kept agonizing over his obsession (all of our sessions are just about BBC)... so instead of giving a cutesy fetish response, I told him this... hey it is history

    He just sat and listened to me talking about it - then when I was done he was like "is James Baldwin a rapper?"
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    sigh, ^^^^^ thank deity-of-choice for the women of sw, on so many levels...

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    So last night I was on cam and a guy came in doing the, "Oh where are you from bb" thing. I ignored him the first time he said it and I got yoinked to pvt chat (YAY!)

    It was a very short pvt (Boo!) and I popped back out into free.

    "Hello again"

    He says hi and, picking up the conversation he said, "So you were just about to tell me where you're from. I'm from Maryland."

    I laughed and said, "No, actually, I wasn't about to tell you where I'm from but it's nice that you're from Maryland."

    It's like that old line where you chat w/someone and they say, "Oh I didn't catch your name." "That's because I didn't give it to you."

    They always get defensive when you decline to tell them where you're from. "Like what, you think I'm going to try and come find you?!" "Yes. Actually. Yes I do." "I wouldn't!" "Okay, well in that case, I'm from where you are." "OMG, Really! I'm in this city!" "Me too." "OMG! We should meet up!" "I thought you said you weren't going to try and come find me."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    hilarious and silly stuff:

    1) Talking about your family - hey you're paying me for a fantasy so if you want to bring yourself back to earth that's fine by me but its a boner kill for us both dude. Also, c'mon. what therapist is in a matching bra set, curved in a Playboy position so her waist looks nonexistent and ass/boobies look huge? But then again psychologists in private practice probably make more per hour than I do camming... so.... maybe this is a new business venture....
    I actually just got my Master's Degree in psychology so I COULD be this therapist hehe. Maybe I could start a camgirl/therapy service. Watch me get naked while u tell me about your problems. lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    They always get defensive when you decline to tell them where you're from. "Like what, you think I'm going to try and come find you?!" "Yes. Actually. Yes I do." "I wouldn't!" "Okay, well in that case, I'm from where you are." "OMG, Really! I'm in this city!" "Me too." "OMG! We should meet up!" "I thought you said you weren't going to try and come find me."
    OR if they give that response (where they say they wouldn't try to come find you) I'd reply with "well then it doesn't matter where I am, hmmm?"

    When I was a n00b, I got a little to comfortable and ended up talking to this guy that apparently worked right down the street from where my grandma lived. O___O Probably went to school with my mom and everything. So of course, he was prying and trying to get more personal information and it took a bunch of white knights jumping his shit and telling him to stfu and stop being such a scuzzy creep before he let it go.

    That was the LAST time I attempted to make small talk based on geography.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noa View Post
    My all-time favorite is "mak penty." "Mak penty bb." When I didn't mak penty, he begged and begged and begged, desperate for that sweet sweet penty-making. After some deciphering, I realized it was, "make panty." And I'm still at a loss.

    Lol, literally. My stomach hurts from laughing soooo hard. Maybe he meant smack panty or snap panty?

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    I'm assuming it's an English language problem again. "Make" is another word for "provide". Provide to me your panties.

    I think he wanted to see them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinnerette View Post
    OR if they give that response (where they say they wouldn't try to come find you) I'd reply with "well then it doesn't matter where I am, hmmm?"

    When I was a n00b, I got a little to comfortable and ended up talking to this guy that apparently worked right down the street from where my grandma lived. O___O Probably went to school with my mom and everything. So of course, he was prying and trying to get more personal information and it took a bunch of white knights jumping his shit and telling him to stfu and stop being such a scuzzy creep before he let it go.

    That was the LAST time I attempted to make small talk based on geography.

    Ugh! What a creep!

    Yeah, I go back and forth between trying to prove a point by pretending I live in their city and waiting until they ask me out or between saying, "well if you're not going to stalk me/meet me/fuck me in a dark back alley then it doesn't matter where I'm from." Depends on how busy it is.

    I once was doing the former and a photographer I shot with was in the room. I said something like, "Minneapolis? I'm from there too!" and the photographer said, "No you're not! You're from XXX" I was like, "Well now I'm going to go to [wherever it was that he lived] so that I can slap you in the balls for telling everyone in this chat room where I live. Would you like me to wait a second so you can go pull the model release and give these guys my home address?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    ^^^Ugh...I'd be furious! I'm so sick of hearing where are you from questions. I think guys think it's at least an ice breaker, but answering the same question 200 times a day is not my idea of fun.

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    Him, "Aw baby, you do roleplay?"
    Me, "I sure do! In exclusive."

    He takes me excl before he even explains what he wants (always makes me a little nervous) and asks me what my favorite roleplay is. I laugh and give him a little lecture about how people always ask that because they want me to say the thing that they want because it's just my top choice thing to do. However, there are so many different kinds of roleplay out there that I can't possibly think of all of them and he should just tell me what it is he wants because I'm sure I'll like it and I'm sure it's not too weird. He insists I tell him one.

    I sigh. "Ok. We're both dinosaurs, but lady dinosaurs. Lady T-Rexes. But we've got these little short-ass arms so we can't finger each other and now we're roleplaying trying to eat each others' dino pussies without cutting each other with our giant-ass teeth."

    His cam is on and he's got phone connected already. I see him stop stock still with a What the Eff look. Then he cracks up laughing. When he finally stops he says, in a fairly deadpan, Australian-accented voice (which he keeps for the rest of the call), "How about, you're a nurse, you're my sexy nurse."

    I start getting into it. A nurse is -of course- one of the costumes I happen to have. I grab the hat, put it on and start playing

    "Oh yeah? So why are you in the hospital today"

    "Um...Because I'm afraid my penis is too small."

    "Oh dear. Well I'd better examine it close up!"

    I'm thinking we're taking an SPH bent, but it rapidly becomes apparent that he just said the first thing that came to his mind and he doesn't ACTUALLY want SPH. I start putting on my sexy nurse dress.

    He says, "Why are you putting ON clothing, baby?"

    "Because you wanted me to be a nurse? A sexy nurse roleplay?"

    "Just get naked."

    I strip, "Yeah baby. I'm your sexy NAKED nurse."

    "....um. right."

    "Shall I examine the patient? Watch you stroke that cock for me to make it bigger?"

    "What? To make it bigger?"

    "...Because you were worried about it being too small...and that's why you came into the hospital, the sexy naked nurse hospital."

    "...Oh. Um. Yeah. ...Why don't you play with your pussy?"

    "That's right! Your big hard cock is making me so hot that I'm losing my professional, nurse composure and must touch myself!"

    "....right. Okay sure....are you watching me?"

    "Oh yes! I'm right here, watching my patient stroke his cock!"

    "Ok. I'm cumming."

    Then he ends the session.

    :eyeroll: Did we really need all the theatrics if he wasn't going to play along and was -in fact- going to totally forget he'd asked me to do that? *tch* Should have gone with the dinosaurs.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
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    When a guy asks me to type I put a copy and paste about going to pvt and then smile hehe.. I do not type to anyone either.. VERY RARELY.. only if not busy!


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    I think that's it prettygreeneyes. They will say anything to get extra attention. Typing takes attention away from the other guys so I won't do it anymore.

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    Im a dancer, but this thread makes me think of BLOWERS. You know, the guy that thinks blowing on you while giving a dance turns you on??? WTF is up with that? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymous camgirl View Post
    When a guy asks me to type I put a copy and paste about going to pvt and then smile hehe.. I do not type to anyone either.. VERY RARELY.. only if not busy!
    I ask one of my 'mods' (other guys in my chat) to type stuff out that I say to the guy without sound. If they r trolling for attention, that usually makes them leave asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmilyMichelle View Post
    Im a dancer, but this thread makes me think of BLOWERS. You know, the guy that thinks blowing on you while giving a dance turns you on??? WTF is up with that? lol
    LOL that just sounds gross

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    In general, seeing them "act out" what they would want to do to me is just funny...and slightly creepy because it reminds me of dancing and seeing all the tongue-wagglers....so weird!! Or, stroking the screen of the cam (yeah. that happens)...I mean, really! Do you think that actually turns me on?

    And I second the weirdness of descriptive cumming. Trust me, if you stop talking part way through a show, I'm going to assume that your hands are busy, I'm not going to think that you are not there any more and stop doing whatever it is that I am doing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmilyMichelle View Post
    Im a dancer, but this thread makes me think of BLOWERS. You know, the guy that thinks blowing on you while giving a dance turns you on??? WTF is up with that? lol
    When I was a n00b dancer no one ever explained this too me. One day a guy randomly does this, in my ear, and it startled me so much I slipped right off his lap and my ass bounced on the floor



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    Guys BLOW on you? Augh, I'd freak. I'd at least have to make a show of walking away digging in my ear, hahaha. I guess I'm too used to camming. I do weird shit on cam and get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    I recently told a white American guy this in a private session after he kept agonizing over his obsession (all of our sessions are just about BBC)... so instead of giving a cutesy fetish response, I told him this... hey it is history

    He just sat and listened to me talking about it - then when I was done he was like "is James Baldwin a rapper?"
    OH FFS REALLY? I would have been torn between the urge to ask him where he lived so I could go to his house and ass fuck him with my un-lubricated huge black dildo while beating him about the head and shoulders with the complete works of Baldwin or just weeping for humanity. "is James Balwin a fucking rapper?" SMDH *walks away muttering*
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiscJunk View Post
    Guys BLOW on you? Augh, I'd freak. I'd at least have to make a show of walking away digging in my ear, hahaha. I guess I'm too used to camming. I do weird shit on cam and get away with it.
    OMG yes. They looooove to blow on dancers. Thinks that it gets us hot. Its just freaky. As are the guys who don't touch, but who get reallllllyyy close so that they can smell you. Soul-inhaling weirdos...
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    ^^ In their defense, strippers smell wonderful!

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