Last night I was talking on the phone with my mom, catching up, and she asked how my summer was going so far. I told her fine, but that the $ from my new job was slow to appear in my bank account because I have to use a payment processor (Alertpay.)
She asks me what kind of job it is exactly, and I hesitate, tell her she probably wouldn't approve.
Immediately she asks, "Is it MyFreeCams?"
Me:"No, but it's similar."
Mom: "Well I know that MyFreeCams site is nothing but hardcore porn! Which one are you working on?"
Me: "Streamate. It is similar, but for the most part, the hardcore stuff takes place in private rather than in public where everyone can see you. I also have (my home state plus the neighboring state) blocked so no one from here can see me."
Mom: "Oh, that's good. Stream Mate. Never heard of that one before. Do you need any sexy panties?"
Me: (can't talk, laughing hysterically) "I love you mom!"
Mom: "I love you too, you don't need my approval for anything, you're a grownup, I just want you to be safe. Do you want me to send you some sexy lingerie?"
Me: (still laughing) "No, that's okay, I can work with what I got. Thanks though. I'm totally safe, I'm at home."
Mom: "Okay, well get on there and make some tokens! Stay safe and stay home!"
Me: "Haha! I will!"
I think it's hilarious that she guessed what I'm doing right away, even if she got the site wrong. (I guess her husband is a MFC man.) She knows I've had SD's before, even if I didn't use those terms, so I guess it's not all that much of a stretch. Plus, she raised me so I guess she knows me pretty well. My birthmother, on the other hand, is a born-again Christian, and I will not be sharing this information with her. She's worried enough about my immortal soul as it is.
I hope some of you will get as much of a laugh out of this as I did!




"No, but it's similar." 

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