
Originally Posted by
FiendishGyrator
saw a groupon for it:
here's the groupon ad:
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $115, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at 360° MedSpa and Wellness Center in Southlake (up to a $600 value). This Groupon is valid toward treatments on a small area, which includes the upper lip (a $300 value), chin (a $300 value), bikini line (a $600 value), abdomen trail (a $300 value), sideburns (a $300 value), ears (a $300 value), and underarms (a $300 value). Customers may also purchase multiple Groupons to apply toward larger bodily areas: two for the front and back of the neck (a $600 value), four for a Brazilian treatment (a $1,050 value), or four for the lower legs ( a $1,200 value).
360° MedSpa's expert hair expellers banish unwanted body fuzz with six laser hair-removal sessions. They’ll gingerly barrage designated body acreage with laser beams, reducing the growth of follicular forests more safely and effectively than hiring unlicensed hobo clowns to operate epidermal bulldozers. Laser hair removal is quick and gentle, much like ripping off a bandage made from kitten fur. Typically, six sessions per area are required to successfully shepherd skin into a state of lasting silkiness.
I can buy up to six groupons to use for myself-- $115 for $600 worth.
Yay or nay?
Want my legs and bikini hair gone.
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