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    Omg I hate when someone in your chatroom asks something like: "So what *won't* you do in VIP?" to try to find out your limit. Ummmm....there's thooooousands of things I won't do in VIP! It's a pretty broad subject! Why don't they just say 'Hey I want to see XYZ, do you do that?' Ohhhh that's right, they don't do that because they want to get off on you discussing sex acts for free lol.




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    Subscribe... But this happens to me less often than: What DO you do in private?

    Equally maddening. I'm sure they expect me to go on and list..."Well, usually I strip and touch myself, but if it's to your liking, I can also spend half an hour blowing kisses to the camera, I can be brushing my hair, I could be wiggling my toes..." I short circuit when I see that question. I have a whole section on my profile describing what I do and don't do. My guess is the guys are either too lazy and too shy to discuss their fetish, in hopes you'll randomly mention it "Oh, my favorite thing in private is popping baloons with my ass!" "REALLY??" ---private session has begun--

    OR (more likely)

    They're hoping for detailed descriptions and that gets them off.

    Sorry, I hijacked your rant with my rant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    Subscribe... But this happens to me less often than: What DO you do in private?

    Equally maddening. I'm sure they expect me to go on and list..."Well, usually I strip and touch myself, but if it's to your liking, I can also spend half an hour blowing kisses to the camera, I can be brushing my hair, I could be wiggling my toes..." I short circuit when I see that question. I have a whole section on my profile describing what I do and don't do. My guess is the guys are either too lazy and too shy to discuss their fetish, in hopes you'll randomly mention it "Oh, my favorite thing in private is popping baloons with my ass!" "REALLY??" ---private session has begun--

    OR (more likely)

    They're hoping for detailed descriptions and that gets them off.

    Sorry, I hijacked your rant with my rant.

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    I usually say stripping/dildo/fetishes/roleplay/c2c/masturbation ... it's broad and easy, and it's not enough information to get them off but it's enough information for them to know what you're willing to do in your show. The thing that annoys me is how a lot of guys say "see ass" then when I tell them I'm not going to show my ass for free, they say "well I'm not going to buy something without checking it out first" as if I'm some sort of object at a store. Do you work for free? No? Well, neither do I.

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    ^^^^
    ^^^^EXACTLY Misty!!!! It's like.... 'C'mon dudes. You think we don't see cheapos like you fifty times a day?? You think we're not onto you??' LOL! They can be so naive!

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    lol, yeah...it's like they're the first guy who I'm talking to and my one brain cell just an NOT handle it..tt..tt..tt*buzzing out*

    PrincessLavender, I too love the requests to show them your ass. When I respond they can see it on my pics, they say "Yes, bb, but it's better live."

    No shit, Sherlock? That's why there's a price tag next to my screen name.

    We actually have whole threads dedicated to stupid annoying shit we hear on cam. Seriously hilarious stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    Omg I hate when someone in your chatroom asks something like: "So what *won't* you do in VIP?" to try to find out your limit. Ummmm....there's thooooousands of things I won't do in VIP! It's a pretty broad subject! Why don't they just say 'Hey I want to see XYZ, do you do that?' Ohhhh that's right, they don't do that because they want to get off on you discussing sex acts for free lol.

    Ooh, I hate that shit too! Usually the guys who ask "So what WON'T you do?" are the ones who are mad picky and kinky anyway, and are likely to request shit that you refuse to do. I think it's kind of a waste of time when they sit there asking a bunch of questions about that. Just flat out ask me "Will you do ____?" and stop wasting my time, dammit.

    Also, it makes us look bad to OTHER guys in the room when we have to sit there telling someone "No, I don't do this...I don't do that..." Just ask me about the thing you DO require in order to take me private.
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    I fucking hate this too. Also "how kinky are you?" "how dirty do you get?"

    Just tell me what you want you prick. I do understand that some guys are shy but it's the fucking internet they need to grow a pair for fuck sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juliette25 View Post
    I fucking hate this too. Also "how kinky are you?" "how dirty do you get?"

    Just tell me what you want you prick. I do understand that some guys are shy but it's the fucking internet they need to grow a pair for fuck sake.

    Yup, and that's another thing...if they are sitting there in your room for a long time in total silence (even when you say hi to them by name) due to being shy, I think it's pretty rude of them. I think a small percentage of the non-talkers are shy, while most of them don't give a damn about common courtesy, and just wanna watch us on cam while they bust a nut.

    Yeah, it's the internet, and they're just screen names on the right-hand side of the screen. We don't know them personally or know what they look like or where they live. I'd think they'd be able to put aside their shyness since it's just the internet and it's unlikely that we'll ever meet. It's not like they're about to ask us to the prom...I don't know what there is to be so shy about.
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    Next time someone asks you this reply " Answer stupid questions." I do also hate when they sit there in silence. I give them 5 minutes or so and then boot them. It's funny because they come back in the room and immediately say hi.
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    I always say what are u looking for? I never say what I do because I am afraid they are asking so they can bust a nut for free!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JGB2009 View Post
    I always say what are u looking for? I never say what I do because I am afraid they are asking so they can bust a nut for free!!!!

    YES!

    The ones who come in asking "When did you last have sex, bb?" "Have you ever done a threesome?", etc. are probably looking to bust a nut for free. Notice that if you answer those kind of questions they're like "Mmmmmm."

    These two guys on SM were asking me so many questions that I told them they're gonna need to take me private or tip GOLD. One guy tipped a small amount, and the other guy actually DID take me private...yay!
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    I h8 when they sit there quietly too, I also give 'em the boot. You're not gonna sit there and lurk and get off on 'watching' me interact with others.

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    -see yall dont understand the other side of the chat room
    -people click into your room.....then walk away from the computer.....
    -have it on mute because they dont want mommie and daddie to find out
    -cover the window
    -pass out drunk
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    I always ask "What are you interested in?" instead of making a list.

    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    The thing that annoys me is how a lot of guys say "see ass" then when I tell them I'm not going to show my ass for free, they say "well I'm not going to buy something without checking it out first" as if I'm some sort of object at a store. Do you work for free? No? Well, neither do I.
    Fuck, I hate that. How dumb do they think we are? This one guy was like "I wanna see your boobs first, bring them close to the cam my screen is really tiny."

    Lol, no. Yeah, pay me and I'll do the whole show in extreme close up, but I'm not gonna fill up the screen with a nipple for free for your cheap ass who's never gonna take me pvt any way.

    I never, ever fill requests for "Do X and I'll take you private" because they NEVER do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MzStar View Post
    -see yall dont understand the other side of the chat room
    -people click into your room.....then walk away from the computer.....
    -have it on mute because they dont want mommie and daddie to find out
    -cover the window
    -pass out drunk
    I can understand if they have to leave their computer for a couple minutes, but if they're just sitting there for ten minutes? Peace! The 'mute' issue doesn't apply to my site, if they covered the window or unable to type due to secrecy they probably won't be able to actually do a camshow. If they pass out drunk? Then they deserved to be kicked and prolly won't even know I did it lol!

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    I fucking HATE these ppl with a firey passithat will destroy their fucking souls!!!

    Sorry, having a bit of a bad day. But those cheap bitches need to die...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DottieMay View Post
    Next time someone asks you this reply " Answer stupid questions." I do also hate when they sit there in silence. I give them 5 minutes or so and then boot them. It's funny because they come back in the room and immediately say hi.
    Good idea. I'm going to try the 5 minute thing. It's so annoying when I'm trying to be nice, and no one is talking or going private.

    I'm not sure which annoys me more; not talking, or asking me a million of stupid questions right after the other. "Where are you from?" "Which part of the US?" "Which state?" "How old are you?" "When did you turn 18?" "Are you horny?" "Do you have a bf?" "Are you having fun tonight?" "Does anyone ever walk in on you while you're on cam?" "Will you pretend to be my daughter?" Ugh.

    It seems lately, there's been a lot of guys that I kick that come back just to say "fuck you" or "bitch." Don't they realize I'm being nice by kicking them instead of straight out banning them?

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    I'll give a member a couple of minutes since theres been a few times where I'd comment that someone wasnt talking and they'd respond with "oh sorry..I was just reading your profile" oops..lol..I didnt realize they read those the million questions drives me fucking nuts! especially when they start asking where I live. Why the hell does it even matter?

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    When they ask where I live I will usually honestly say SoCal since a lot guys worldwide tend to stereotype SoCal girls as hot beach bunnies.... it adds to the image. Just think up a cool locale and lie.

    Now my rant is that it's freakishly slow today!! I don't know wtf is going on today but I have a feeling it's going to be a looooong night.

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    I say SoCal too, hehe.

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    Lately I've stopped typing to them and just answer with audio. When they ask stupid stuff like that I try to ignore, unless it's they are asking for something against the rules in which case I ban them.

    Sometimes ignoring these idiots makes them come to private since they realize they need to pay if they want attention.

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    On my site we're not really supposed to ignore them.....otherwise I totally would! We are however able to disallow guys who are unregistered and guys with $0.00 balances. Cuts down on sooooooooo much fucking pointless yipyap.

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    I just piss them off by answering their question by rephrasing their question.

    "So what are you into?" -whatever you're into
    "What do you do in pvt" -depends on what you're into

    and when they obviously are phishing for more 'details' I bust out the abbreviated answers:

    "what does sph mean?" -small penis humiliation
    "oh okay, how small is small?" -idk

    "bb my huge cock is hard for you" -k


    and when they play 20 questions in free chat I will answer one or two and say "mmm those are good questions we can discuss the answers in pvt"
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    ^ lol, I might have to try your 20 questions line, that's a good answer

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    I say something similar to guys when they start asking me a bunch of questions just for the sake of asking me shit, like 'Are your boobs real?''What's your favorite sexual thing to do?''Do you have a bf?' I tell them "You can interview me in private or vip."

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