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    Thumbs up Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    http://morallowground.com/2011/07/12...-as-sex-slave/

    if this is not the most fucking hilarious thing you ever read...

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Dang....where is this woman's shop? Maybe I can try to break in....she's pretty hot...this guy breaks in and is rewarded...

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    i need to start robbing
    "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    This is crazy. lol

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    I'm confused. Why did he run to the cops?
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Quote Originally Posted by Naida View Post
    I'm confused. Why did he run to the cops?
    seems like he felt he was raped?
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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Man, he left that salon with WAY more than he could have successfully stolen. Food, clothes, money AND pussy? Sounds like he had a pretty sweet set up while it lasted, except for the whole tied to a radiator bit.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    That'll show him.
    "Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    This would make a good porn flick.

    Would be even better if the hair stylist was a gay man too.
    Last edited by Vyanka; 07-13-2011 at 12:22 PM.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Dude is an ungrateful bastard. He had a straight from a movie, once in a lifetime experience while trying to commit a felony. And he goes to the cops.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Lol, "what a bastard."

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Okay, so rape is never okay.

    However, for a guy to try to rob and traumatize a female business owner-- I can't really feel sorry for him.

    I was also curious about the rubles. Seems 1,000 rubles = $35.

    is she just a fan of True Blood or something? (most recent episode has jason stackhouse being forcefed mexican viagra to be a breeder to a horde of dirty women.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post

    if this is not the most fucking hilarious thing you ever read...

    XD

    omg
    we must be lurking in the same places...I posted the same article! maybe I should have read all the threads first...(but there's so many!)

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    i read it in the australian paper today lol so i searched it

    yeah i dont know why he would call the cops since hes guilty of a break and enter and possession of weapon kinda thing.

    its like when my ex's dad bought weed off some guys in the city park [well it was actually grass from the ground] and he smoked it and realised it wasnt weed [lol] he ran to the cops on the corner about being ripped off when buying drugs
    and got arrested

    its like why bother

    but it worked out even better for the dude in the article
    i thought the woman would be like a troll but shes not
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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    I had to repost that on fb so all of friends could enjoy a good laugh!

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    I.. really don't know what to say.. Rape is bad.. But I think that would be enjoyable..

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Wow! I gotta hang with that hairdresser sometime-new Dominatrix trick to try lol! We could do a double....

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    This would make a good porn flick.

    Would be even better if the hair stylist was a gay man too.
    Rule 34.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Not porn, but . . . .


    Christina Ricci's character was chained to the radiator in Black Snake Moan.


    Boy George handcuffed a male escort to a wall in his home. Apparently he thought the escort was stealing computer program files from him.

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    OK...so how come she had a large stash of Viagra to hand....? Maybe that's what he was trying to rob her of....??
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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Wonderin what the charges were for each, and who got charged worse?

    This guy should be on that stupid criminal show lmao

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    Default Re: Hair stylist captures robber, ties him to a radiator and keeps him as a sex slave

    Quote Originally Posted by kthnx View Post
    Wonderin what the charges were for each, and who got charged worse?

    This guy should be on that stupid criminal show lmao

    Yeah....WTF. You can either go free, with 3 days of sex behind you and go on living your life(a small penalty, seeing as you are a piece of shit trying to commit a felony)

    Or you can report her crime, which will implicate you in your own crime.....and do more time (and probably will be faced with more non-consensual sex.....with something not NEARLY as attractive as your last rapist)

    and what does he choose? She must have really fucked with him....i want more details....She deserves a parade

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