http://morallowground.com/2011/07/12...-as-sex-slave/
if this is not the most fucking hilarious thing you ever read...
XD
omg





http://morallowground.com/2011/07/12...-as-sex-slave/
if this is not the most fucking hilarious thing you ever read...
XD
omg
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FUCK YEAH finally retired after 6 years dancing!!
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Dang....where is this woman's shop? Maybe I can try to break in....she's pretty hot...this guy breaks in and is rewarded...




i need to start robbing
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO





This is crazy. lol




I'm confused. Why did he run to the cops?
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.




Man, he left that salon with WAY more than he could have successfully stolen. Food, clothes, money AND pussy? Sounds like he had a pretty sweet set up while it lasted, except for the whole tied to a radiator bit.
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.
That'll show him.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."





This would make a good porn flick.
Would be even better if the hair stylist was a gay man too.
Last edited by Vyanka; 07-13-2011 at 12:22 PM.



Dude is an ungrateful bastard. He had a straight from a movie, once in a lifetime experience while trying to commit a felony. And he goes to the cops.
Red Foreman voice "Dumbass!"
Thank Goodness I smartened up! The old me is dead and gone.
Lol, "what a bastard."




Okay, so rape is never okay.
However, for a guy to try to rob and traumatize a female business owner-- I can't really feel sorry for him.
I was also curious about the rubles. Seems 1,000 rubles = $35.
is she just a fan of True Blood or something? (most recent episode has jason stackhouse being forcefed mexican viagra to be a breeder to a horde of dirty women.)





i read it in the australian paper today lol so i searched it
yeah i dont know why he would call the cops since hes guilty of a break and enter and possession of weapon kinda thing.
its like when my ex's dad bought weed off some guys in the city park [well it was actually grass from the ground] and he smoked it and realised it wasnt weed [lol] he ran to the cops on the corner about being ripped off when buying drugs
and got arrested
its like why bother
but it worked out even better for the dude in the article
i thought the woman would be like a troll but shes not
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I had to repost that on fb so all of friends could enjoy a good laugh!




I.. really don't know what to say.. Rape is bad.. But I think that would be enjoyable..


Wow! I gotta hang with that hairdresser sometime-new Dominatrix trick to try lol! We could do a double....![]()
Not porn, but . . . .
Christina Ricci's character was chained to the radiator in Black Snake Moan.
Boy George handcuffed a male escort to a wall in his home. Apparently he thought the escort was stealing computer program files from him.




OK...so how come she had a large stash of Viagra to hand....? Maybe that's what he was trying to rob her of....??![]()
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"



Wonderin what the charges were for each, and who got charged worse?
This guy should be on that stupid criminal show lmao
Yeah....WTF. You can either go free, with 3 days of sex behind you and go on living your life(a small penalty, seeing as you are a piece of shit trying to commit a felony)
Or you can report her crime, which will implicate you in your own crime.....and do more time (and probably will be faced with more non-consensual sex.....with something not NEARLY as attractive as your last rapist)
and what does he choose? She must have really fucked with him....i want more details....She deserves a parade
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