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    A cpl days ago, I had a guy contact me for a date...

    He said he had a fetish he was hoping I would explore with him.

    I asked him to give me a general idea of what his fetish is...

    He just got back to me with the reply

    "well, my fetish is me putting an earthworm on (not in) your pussy. It will be clean"

    WT#$%^&^%$#$% is wrong with people?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I apologize for LMAO at this. I think it was the whole "It will be clean" that killed me.

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    Oh no worries... I see the twisted humour in it too....

    I can see it now... "Oh Hell N..oh wait its clean?! ...Well oakies let's do it!" lol Yeah...

    He hasnt responded since my very polite decline to fulfill his fantasy...

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    That is crazy! Earthworm fetish? Hmmm...

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    Default Re: WTFuuuuck?!

    That's WTF alright !

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    Just when I think I've heard every fetish, something surprises me! Some men are WEIRD!

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    I just don't do fetishes this is nuts
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    Yes there are many freaks in this world... I don't think we will ever get it? WTF do people think... remember to just smile and wave...just smile and wave... people are crazy!

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    Default Re: WTFuuuuck?!

    It's cool. I'm going to wash the worm first.


    For the record... there's totally an 'earthworm' video on efuckt... So I guess there's more than one guy out there who digs worm on vag action.
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    Default Re: WTFuuuuck?!

    Weird. I've heard of earthworm fetishes before, although in that case the person also had a thing for dead and decaying bodies, rotting in the ground.

    Pass.



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    Dudes just get stranger and stranger

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    People should be scanned at birth.
    If their IQ is lower then 10 they should be killed
    Waste of life
    Tell him u have a fetish too. Blowing his head off
    WTF!!!!!!!!!!

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    that's one fetish i haven't heard of before! although i swear, there is a fucking fetish for EVERYTHING out there. did he take your decline gracefully? lol! i'm with minniesoporno...this is why i don't do fetishes when i'm prostituting or escorting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    People should be scanned at birth.
    If their IQ is lower then 10 they should be killed
    Waste of life
    ...wow. just fucking wow. i say that as someone w/a developmental disability that (thankfully) isn't detectable before birth. b/c if it were a lot of people (including very respected thinkers and scientists) would have supported me being aborted or killed shortly after birth. regardless of the fact that i live a full and happy life and so do most pwd i know. hearing shit like this (and i do a lot, since people seem to think it is funny) just makes me want to throw up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Afroangel View Post
    Dudes just get stranger and stranger
    So true. Still you can add this 'new fetish' to the don't dos list.

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    @tiny..
    relax ..
    my reply was in regards to this fucktard....
    dont take my lines so seriously...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinydancer23 View Post
    that's one fetish i haven't heard of before! although i swear, there is a fucking fetish for EVERYTHING out there. did he take your decline gracefully? lol! i'm with minniesoporno...this is why i don't do fetishes when i'm prostituting or escorting.



    ...wow. just fucking wow. i say that as someone w/a developmental disability that (thankfully) isn't detectable before birth. b/c if it were a lot of people (including very respected thinkers and scientists) would have supported me being aborted or killed shortly after birth. regardless of the fact that i live a full and happy life and so do most pwd i know. hearing shit like this (and i do a lot, since people seem to think it is funny) just makes me want to throw up.
    Ughh....Not to derails the thread but that article made my stomach churn. Harriet was such a strong woman. I don't think I could have tolerated what she went through on her trip to Princeton. I would have LOST MY SHIT at the professor.

    I'm torn on the issue, but on a personal level - I'm trying to think of how weird my life would be if my parents opted to kill of my brother once they found out he wasn't 'normal'. I can't imagine my life without him in it - it's too painful.

    To think that my parents might have had the right to do away with me if they'd known about my medical problems....*shudders*.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    @tiny..
    relax ..
    my reply was in regards to this fucktard....
    dont take my lines so seriously...
    the problem is, people want to "joke" about this shit all the time, but it is not funny. the idea that people should be killed because they don't fit (insert category, social norm, ideal, whatever here) is actually pretty well accepted, at least in american culture, and i hear it all the time. maybe if you had to listen to people seriously debate whether you should have been killed as an infant, or tell eugenics jokes in your presence frequently...it wouldn't be so humorous to you.

    Ughh....Not to derails the thread but that article made my stomach churn. Harriet was such a strong woman. I don't think I could have tolerated what she went through on her trip to Princeton. I would have LOST MY SHIT at the professor.

    I'm torn on the issue, but on a personal level - I'm trying to think of how weird my life would be if my parents opted to kill of my brother once they found out he wasn't 'normal'. I can't imagine my life without him in it - it's too painful.

    To think that my parents might have had the right to do away with me if they'd known about my medical problems....*shudders*.
    the article is from her book, "too late to die young." it's an awesome book, i'd definitely recommend it (and that is the saddest essay...most of the essays are rather hilarious, she's a great writer). i don't agree completely with her viewpoints on assisted suicide, only because i know some people who genuinely would want assisted suicide and the situation doesn't have the baggage of ableism involved...but for the most part i think she addresses the problem of people promoting infanticide & assisted suicide for pwd very well & that's the main reason i love this article. because i can relate to it so much & because it's something i hear a -lot.- i don't know. rereading her story about meeting singer makes me feel better, and it's more productive than throwing up or banging my head against a wall, which i'm kind of tempted to do when people talk about this subject. *hugs*

    anyway, sorry to derail the thread back on topic. some people have really bizarre fetishes. lol!

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    Back on track.... Yes, that is why I do not list or advertise that I do fetishes of any sort. I was talking to someone about this a couple of days ago, that If I were to do domination, I would have it completely separate from escorting.

    Mixing sex and fetishes would be out of control....doing straight up domination like I did in the old days is the only way for me. Though I do wonder, as the girl I was talking to said that when she went into domination, all the guys she met with were expecting escort-type services as well. I was doing pro-domme almost 10 years ago, and with the way things have changed so much with everything else, I shudder to think that there are dommes providing sexual favors of any sort. *ARGH!*

    Still freaked out about the earthworms...
    The thought alone makes my skin crawl..pardon the pun.

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    Damn. Just when I think I've heard everything..... One thing I both love and hate about this work is that there is always some new weird shit popping up. When I danced at the Lusty Lady in San Francisco, we found out one night that there are at least three (3) different men in the greater SF area who like be called daddy while also fucking themselves in the ass with vegetables. I spent a whole shift with two other dancers trying to figure out how to get them together.

    I had a client last week who wanted me to do nurse role play. I did it, but half way through the session realized that I felt completely ridiculous and nearly got a terminal case of the giggles - which is why I don't role play, like, ever. I Can Not stay in character for shit.

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    There are some women on here I wouldn't mind putting my earthworm in. It's not much bigger than a real earthworm. It is clean though

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    Ohhh hell no!!

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    I would have been curious about how he cleaned the poor thing...bubble bath? little wash cloth? hmm if I ever get approached with this fetish I'll have to ask lol

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    well, that's...different. ugh.

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