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    Duh Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    Wasn't sure where to put this. It's a little old but came across it and he is really really angry! Haha, jaded mf or what

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    Sounds to me like this bitter imbecile was thrown out of a gentleman's club, and this is his way of making his sorry ass feel better about it.

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    I wish more customers wanted less talking and more dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I wish more customers wanted less talking and more dancing.
    Never thought of that! (I'm not a stripper, I guess you can tell. ) I just thought his attitude was kind of hateful. Which made me seriously wonder whether he'd been thrown out of a club somewhere.

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    Ehh that was hard to read. He has some real issues with women.

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    @ Neph - Oh no... the guy totally has a shitty attitude and is obnoxious as hell. lol It's possible something happened that he's so bitter about the subject... more likely he's just one of those guys who likes to make himself feel "big" on the internet.
    I just meant... in general... would be cool if guys were like "No, no talking. Just dance." LOL Would make my job super easy.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    @ Neph - Oh no... the guy totally has a shitty attitude and is obnoxious as hell. lol It's possible something happened that he's so bitter about the subject... more likely he's just one of those guys who likes to make himself feel "big" on the internet.
    I just meant... in general... would be cool if guys were like "No, no talking. Just dance." LOL Would make my job super easy.
    Ah, gotcha! lol. I work in a public library and sometimes I think my job would be easier, too, if I could just climb up on the circulation desk and dance! dance! dance!

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    ^Lol. I used to work in a library. <333
    The library > the strip club.

    Except in terms of income. LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^Lol. I used to work in a library. <333
    The library > the strip club.

    Except in terms of income. LOL
    LOL. One thing about working in a library -- every night you're booked! Hur hurrr

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    There is a big difference between a dancer saying, "I don't want to talk, I just want to dance" and a patron saying, "Shut up. You're being paid to dance. Just dance"


    Something must have happened (that was his fault) that ended up with him being thrown out of a club. And now he's bitter.

    If he didn't piss off whoever he did, he wouldn't have been kicked out.

    That's like that story about a patron suing a strip club because a dancer kicked him in the head. (He grabbed her ass.) It's like, what did he think was going to happen when he touched a dancer without her permission?
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    lol he dog sits and has a MetroPCS...when I see guys pull out their MetroPCS phones I jump right into their laps and start the friction........ lololol
    what a bitch

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    He's just mad because strippers don't jerk him off. Did you read some of the comments?

    "Right on, brother! Strippers and ho's are for fucking - not for conversation. I enjoyed your piece immensely. And I love this line..."You're not a nice girl outside of your job; you're a demented wench who stalks all her ex-boyfriends and freaks out when they find someone who's not a psychotic whore." I couldn't have said it better myself."

    Anyone who gets mad that a stripper is talking and not grinding, is just mad that the stripper isn't being enough of a whore and pulling his cock out of his pants. If you don't want to talk and just want the dance, just say "let's skip this and go dance." I don't understand why guys like this, who clearly don't give a fuck about the fantasy, even go to strip clubs.

    "The 3 girlfriends that I have were all lying, cheating psychos." - Oop! There we go - found out his hatred of women. Clearly a damaged jackass.

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    Wow, a sexist asshole on the internet? *GASP* How unprecedented!

    This guy has some serious, serious issues. Sounds like the type who wants to date a girl who is dumb as a brick because he can't stand the idea of a woman who might conceivably be smarter than he is.

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    This was hilarious and awful. I wish there could be a middle ground though! I work at more of a "gentleman's club" and I am so sick of talking to guys. Why can't I immediately just leap towards them while leaving about a foot between us and start dancing while not touching their dicks?

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    Default Re: Jaded loser rants about how strippers should do their job

    The article, ok whatever, you're a dick, there are many like you.

    But the comments below? Pissed me off.
    Here's an example

    El Duce:
    All chicks are car guards. The only reason I ever speak to women is because they have boobs and there's a chance I'll get laid. I don't talk to them because they're fun. Just the opposite in fact, they're idiots. When I want to discuss things like sport, politics or camping, I don't run to a woman, I speak to one of my male mates . . . because they're not dumb and irritating.
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    ^^ He must not like sex very much, does he?

    He's not going to be getting any for quite some time, after a comment like that.

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    Ugh, my brain hurts. I can put up with dissenting opinions as long as they're presented in mature and logical ways. But wtf was this? The comments section was full of retarded children and I mean that not as a petty insult, but as a serious observation. How old is this dumbass supposed to be? Fucking tryhard.

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    Sorry to say, Caitlin, I've heard guys make comments like that many, many times and get laid much, much more than a guy who is genuinely respectful towards women.

    By very stupid women, of course. But for every dumbass guy there's a dumbass girl. And they invariably blame all their subsequent romantic problems on the opposite sex. Much easier than asking themselves why they keep picking the bitches and assholes of the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Sounds like the type who wants to date a girl who is dumb as a brick because he can't stand the idea of a woman who might conceivably be smarter than he is.
    You hit the nail on the head. I didn't bother reading any more after this little tidbit:

    "The gentlemen's club stripper will sit next to you and gab like she's actually interested in you. She will talk, talk, talk, talk about personal matters of your life and will not shut her cock-trap up until you ask for a lap dance." (my bold print)

    Any guy that refers to a woman's mouth as a 'cock-trap' could never gain a shred of respect from me.

    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    The article, ok whatever, you're a dick, there are many like you.

    But the comments below? Pissed me off.
    Here's an example

    El Duce:
    All chicks are car guards. The only reason I ever speak to women is because they have boobs and there's a chance I'll get laid. I don't talk to them because they're fun. Just the opposite in fact, they're idiots. When I want to discuss things like sport, politics or camping, I don't run to a woman, I speak to one of my male mates . . . because they're not dumb and irritating.
    God I hate talking to douchebags about sport, politics, or camping. I'd much rather talk to a dancer in a 'gentleman's club' trying to empty my wallet.

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    Wow that whole site is full of losers. I did go through and read some more of the articles for more lols, the one about small penises is hilarious, I gotta give them that, sorry can't link cause I'm on my phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post

    El Duce:
    All chicks are car guards. The only reason I ever speak to women is because they have boobs and there's a chance I'll get laid. I don't talk to them because they're fun. Just the opposite in fact, they're idiots. When I want to discuss things like sport, politics or camping, I don't run to a woman, I speak to one of my male mates . . . because they're not dumb and irritating.

    I'm not sure if this is a wind up... it's just so typically sexist and matches exactly the attitude the writer gives, I expect it to start saying women should only talk about knitting and kittens. Could be a very subtle piss take of the writer, you never can quite tell the tone in text though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    I just don't understand his whole point: "strippers gab on and on for 30 minutes waiting for you to ask for a lapdance."

    ....then why not just ask for a lapdance upfront? I know he's an idiot that just likes to complain but seriously.....I just...nevermind.
    Because he's afraid to ask, as I suspect he's secretly intimidated by strippers and perhaps even women in general.

    It really looks like he works out all his pent-up insecurities through impotent and angry rants like this one. His reference to women's mouths as "cock-traps" is an effort to self-empower himself.

    Somebody posting a comment over on that site found out that this guy works as a pet-sitter, which fits the profile, because animals can't talk back and he can feel powerful around them (something that he apparently can't feel around women). Personally, I wouldn't leave this guy alone with any pet of mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    He's just mad because strippers don't jerk him off. Did you read some of the comments?

    "Right on, brother! Strippers and ho's are for fucking - not for conversation. I enjoyed your piece immensely. And I love this line..."You're not a nice girl outside of your job; you're a demented wench who stalks all her ex-boyfriends and freaks out when they find someone who's not a psychotic whore." I couldn't have said it better myself."

    Anyone who gets mad that a stripper is talking and not grinding, is just mad that the stripper isn't being enough of a whore and pulling his cock out of his pants. If you don't want to talk and just want the dance, just say "let's skip this and go dance." I don't understand why guys like this, who clearly don't give a fuck about the fantasy, even go to strip clubs.

    "The 3 girlfriends that I have were all lying, cheating psychos." - Oop! There we go - found out his hatred of women. Clearly a damaged jackass.
    oh yeah I loved the comment section. I love men who parade around chanting that all strippers are whores and cocksucks. so ignorant.

    clearly this guy's view of strip clubs have been warped because SUPPOSEDLY some hot "european" (yeah right you don't even remember what country she was from?!) gave him a handjob and now he expects that every time.

    and the whole "strippers making 500 dollars a night just from swinging on poles" is such a stupid mentality. it's a SALES job and we use SALES tactics and one of those sales tactics is to pretend you like your client. DUH. if I went around jumping into every guy's lap I'd be making like 20 dollars a night. guys don't enjoy that sort of thing. it's basically saying "hey you're a human wallet and I do this to everybody I see! want a dance?!" this condescending attitude about a job he clearly knows nothing about just pisses me off.

    believe me, if I couldn't mke money off customers by charming the everloving shit out of them, I wouldn't fucking bother! everyone does their job a certain way because they find it most effective. some 5th grade teachers yell at their students because sometimes it the only way to get the kids to shut the fuck up and pay attention. some cars salesmen are pushy because some buyers cave under pressure. I don't like it, but I'm not going to sit at home and write a blog about how I hate teachers and cars salesmen and they don't know how to do their jobs.

    I can see him in 15 years being a strip club regular who stands in the corner with his warm beer growling and scowling at any girl who tries to get a dance out of him and staring at the stage from afar especially since his idea of a date is "paying $20 dollars to hear a bitch talk for a half hour" what a charmer

    he clearly has no respect for women and to be honest I can see why he's been cheated on and treated like shit. he projects this holier than thou attidude like people have to be good enough for HIM and anything he disagrees with is automatically wrong and illogical.

    even his rant about it being called a "gentlemen's club" was so immature. so maybe your brain can't wrap itself around the idea of political correctness, but I'll give you a hint... not everyone in town wants to drive by and see "COME IN AND SEE NAKED WOMEN GRINDING ON POLES". parents don't want their kids looking out their schoolbus window and seeing "Ray's Strip Bar".

    And I love the fact that he automatically assumes that when that girl gave his friend her number it's a fake number or she's not going to answer. I mean seriously...? you're basically telling your friend that he's not good enough for any girl. Strippers DO like their customers sometimes and SOMETIMES customers become boyfriends. Just because you're a bitter asshole you don't have to drag everyone else down. His poor friend just wanted to have a good time and talk to a girl and he's talking about shoving a chair up her ass and shooting her with a nailgun? Grow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryPepper View Post
    Ehh that was hard to read. He has some real issues with women.
    This. He came off as bitter and defensive. IMHO his issues go way beyond just strip clubs.

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    I wouldn't even come near him.. not in a strip club.. and not even in the "real" world...

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    That article was long as hell for someone who doesn't like to listen to other people talk.

    I'm just sayin'.

    I started feeling the same way he did.. about 1/4 way through it, I was just wishing he'd shut the fck up. Promptly closed the window.

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