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    Hello, in the interest of full disclouse, I'm male"metrosexual", in my mid 20s, I work out at the gym, I wear designer clothes, and wear make up, eyeliner, massacarra, I invest in the stock market. When I have captial gains I go the SC. I prefer blonds who are fit, must have abs, legs and calfs, not really a breast a guy. I tend to buy only champagne, on a typical visit i spend 500 to 1000. I'm a bitter typically I bite the neck behind the ear, and inside the thigh near the pussy. When I say I bite, I don't mean not nibble, I mean bite, once I find the nerve I tend to slowly apply pressure, till the girl says stop. That is what I expect from you in the champagne room. I would rather bite you then look at your pussy.

    Now here comes the twist, I know you girls like to hustle, and boost guys egos so you can make more money. As I mentioned earlier I buy champagne. I have three girls I tend to only see, each girl works at different club. Two of three are playful, once I start bitting they tend to respond and kiss me, french kissing and rubbing my cock, telling me their pussy is very wet and rub it, then finger it. I have had sex in champange room.

    I have all three girls phone numbers. I'm straight up with them, and I tell them, I will call/text you to find out if you're working tonight, if you are then, I'll visit. All of the girls know, that I invest in the stock market, for the past 2 months the stock market is down. They know its business with me, there is no need for games. When I show up, I'll buy you champagne, all I ask in exchange is access to your neck and your inner thing, let me bite you, if you like it,then oh well.

    Recently this is problem. I'm assuming SC business is slow, cause their calling/texting asking me to pay them a visit. I respond can't stock market is down, not making money, and refuse to use my money from the full time job, to see you. Those girls get all crazy and say, I'm not good for your full time job money. I'm only good enough for for stock market money. I tell them, look stock market dollars is disposable income for me, I use money that I had to work/sweat for, I'm going to expect a lot more from you for those dollars. This is my problem strippers who I spoil, they tend to think, they can get away with anything.
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    Tell them that you will be the one to contact them. If you are uncomfortable asking them not to contact you (it doesn't sound like it)...say you have a gf/so and can't get texts/calls anymore.

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    I expect to be able to physically assault you in the champagne room. I would rather cause you physical harm than look at your pussy. I am so hot that girls get soaking wet and finger themselves to being in my lap. I have sex at the strip club. I am smoking hot and buy designer close and spend large sums of cash every time I go to the club. Oh. BTW - the point is that I don't like when strippers call me and ask me to come.




    The answer to the problem, which may be real... is tell them to stop calling you, that you will not come in because they call you.
    Just... for the record No one gives a shit how much money you spend, what clothes you wear, how big your dick is, if you own a house in Europe whether or not strippers fuck you all the time or any of that. If you have a problem... all you need to do is state your problem and ask advice. Not make up a bunch of bullshit first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I expect to be able to physically assault you in the champagne room. I would rather cause you physical harm than look at your pussy. I am so hot that girls get soaking wet and finger themselves to being in my lap. I have sex at the strip club. I am smoking hot and buy designer close and spend large sums of cash every time I go to the club. Oh. BTW - the point is that I don't like when strippers call me and ask me to come.




    The answer to the problem, which may be real... is tell them to stop calling you, that you will not come in because they call you.
    Just... for the record No one gives a shit how much money you spend, what clothes you wear, how big your dick is, if you own a house in Europe whether or not strippers fuck you all the time or any of that. If you have a problem... all you need to do is state your problem and ask advice. Not make up a bunch of bullshit first.
    Taken with grain of salt. FYI I don't assualt anyone in champagne room. The three girls, I always ask for permission to bite. I told them if want me to stop then what's your safe word, if they say stop then I'll stop. FYI, this is tip a learned from a ex stripper, guys who wear designer clothes tend to have money, in her opinion she could measure how much money a guy would spend just based on his outfit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolceandGabbana View Post
    FYI, this is tip a learned from a ex stripper, guys who wear designer clothes tend to have money, in her opinion she could measure how much money a guy would spend just based on his outfit.
    And this is a tip from a current stripper: Guys who wear designed clothes tend to be douche bags who expect way too much for way too little.
    Case in point: You expect to be able to inflict physical pain on strippers just because you bought a champagne room.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Champagne room does not equal the right to bite someone. If the amount of money you spend means that they have to let you bite them and they think they need to have sex with you to keep you as a customer, you're not really "spoiling them" - you're paying for extras. But whatever - if they let you do it, that's their problem. You don't owe them any money that you're not comfortable spending so tell them to stop calling and then ignore them if they keep at it.

    But I agree with DesuvsDeath - nothing about how you look, act, or have to spend is relevant to your question of how to get needy strippers off your back. Just stick to the facts next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    And this is a tip from a current stripper: Guys who wear designed clothes tend to be douche bags who expect way too much for way too little.
    Case in point: You expect to be able to inflict physical pain on strippers just because you bought a champagne room.
    I don't expect to able to inflict physical pain, I respect the girls boundries. I think your defintion of pain is different from mine it's not S&M pain. Look at it like this have you ever got great massage? The massue hits all the nerves and releases the stress. That is what I like to do. But I like to use my the teeth. I gradually increase the pressure on the pressure point/nerve. That is my fetish. If the girl says stop, I stop. I don't know if your aware of this but a certain amount of pain, release endorphins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    Champagne room does not equal the right to bite someone. If the amount of money you spend means that they have to let you bite them and they think they need to have sex with you to keep you as a customer, you're not really "spoiling them" - you're paying for extras. But whatever - if they let you do it, that's their problem. You don't owe them any money that you're not comfortable spending so tell them to stop calling and then ignore them if they keep at it.

    But I agree with DesuvsDeath - nothing about how you look, act, or have to spend is relevant to your question of how to get needy strippers off your back. Just stick to the facts next time.
    interesting view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    nope, guys that wear designer clothes tend to be douchbags that like to flaunt their $50 worth of ones and not spend any of it. Good customers always dress down.
    This is what I was told from the girls I sit with, and what I have observed. The douche bags/worst customers are the guys who wear the tapout shirts, affiction shirts, those mma shirts and wear thick gold chains, and have cubic zirconas in they're ear.

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    You just need to just tell them your not coming in anymore to see them cause they called you. You told them you will do the calling so put your foot down if it bothers you. But I would say you need to take this out of the club and find yourself a pet/sub.. its would be much cheaper, and if you live alone you can have a maid as well.

    And no.. well dressed guys mostly mean douchbags with little money they wish to part with unless they get all their terms.. We only tell them that well dress men are the best to their face to make them spend.. Most men who dress well need the ego stroked to make them feel less of a moron for dressing up and opens their wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolceandGabbana View Post
    This is what I was told from the girls I sit with, and what I have observed. The douche bags/worst customers are the guys who wear the tapout shirts, affiction shirts, those mma shirts and wear thick gold chains, and have cubic zirconas in they're ear.
    In my club, those guys are the jackasses and a waste of time.

    But back to your question.

    It sounds like the girls are bothering you. If you still like them, they politely ask them to stop calling, you will call them. If they still bother you after that, maybe it's time to block/ignore/drop them and eventually find some new favorites.
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    (1) You are supposed to get their numbers, not give them yours.

    (2) You are supposed to call them from a disposable cell phone you bought for dancers and one-night stands.

    (3) Turn off the disposable cell phone when you don't want to be bothered.

    But, since you failed to do all of the above. --- Next time they call, answer the phone like this (with Spanish accent) - "Tierra Linda Mexican Restaurant,... this is Pedro... Can I help you?"

    I've heard of "metrosexuals" being guys who love to shop for clothes and shoes and like to be pampered with things like manicures and pedicures and $100 haircuts,... but, you (and other metrosexuals) wear make up, eyeliner, massacarra? (I'm not judging, just asking.)

    I'm also curious - Why do you feel this must be "disclosed" in your post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    (1) You are supposed to get their numbers, not give them yours.

    (2) You are supposed to call them from a disposable cell phone you bought for dancers and one-night stands.

    (3) Turn off the disposable cell phone when you don't want to be bothered.

    But, since you failed to do all of the above. --- Next time they call, answer the phone like this (with Spanish accent) - "Tierra Linda Mexican Restaurant,... this is Pedro... Can I help you?"

    I've heard of "metrosexuals" being guys who love to shop for clothes and shoes and like to be pampered with things like manicures and pedicures and $100 haircuts,... but, you (and other metrosexuals) wear make up, eyeliner, massacarra? (I'm not judging, just asking.)

    I'm also curious - Why do you feel this must be "disclosed" in your post?
    Because strippers that I approach say you dont dress like a typical guys here. Most guys wear mma shirts,polo shits,bright colored aloha shirts,hoodies with all the bling.

    I like to shop don't buy expensive shoes. Just Docs, i dont do manicures,pedicures.

    The disclosure was to give somebackground info.

    As for disposable phone that is best advise i have gotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    In my club, those guys are the jackasses and a waste of time.

    But back to your question.

    It sounds like the girls are bothering you. If you still like them, they politely ask them to stop calling, you will call them. If they still bother you after that, maybe it's time to block/ignore/drop them and eventually find some new favorites.
    Would like to find new favs, but they' re few and far between. I like the fitness type bodies. However if she does'nt have a fit body. But if she wears Betsey Johnson perfume, and its a good chemsirty then I'll might buy a bottle.

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    Probably could have left out the first two paragraphs in your OP. Would have saved you having to respond to the more judgmental replies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolceandGabbana View Post
    I'm assuming SC business is slow, cause their calling/texting asking me to pay them a visit. I respond can't stock market is down, not making money, and refuse to use my money from the full time job, to see you. Those girls get all crazy and say, I'm not good for your full time job money. I'm only good enough for for stock market money....

    ...This is my problem strippers who I spoil, they tend to think, they can get away with anything.

    You could have saved yourself the trouble of typing everything before this part. Your not special, your just a customer. You have dancers that you usually spend money on calling you because you haven't been in to spend money on them. I got two texts for the same reason in the past week and I don't wear designer anything or bite people...
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    You forgot to tell us what kind of car you drive, the square footage of your home, how good you are at dancing, how many times a week you eat at fancy restaurants, the measurements of all the models you have dated, and the length/diameter of your cock. How are we supposed to advise you if you don't give us all the info?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris91 View Post
    You forgot to tell us what kind of car you drive, the square footage of your home, how good you are at dancing, how many times a week you eat at fancy restaurants, the measurements of all the models you have dated, and the length/diameter of your cock. How are we supposed to advise you if you don't give us all the info?!

    I was venting, not seeking advice, and I'm over it. However nice Interrogatories on your your part.

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    D&G you sure did build yourself up before they knocked you down...lol Insecurities are a bitch huh?

    DesuvsDeath I would love to see what you do in person...hilarious

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    OMG I think I just peed a little ROFL!!!! Was this guy serious? You ladies have GREAT comebacks!

    LMFAO

    I expect to be able to physically assault you in the champagne room. I would rather cause you physical harm than look at your pussy. I am so hot that girls get soaking wet and finger themselves to being in my lap. I have sex at the strip club. I am smoking hot and buy designer close and spend large sums of cash every time I go to the club. Oh. BTW - the point is that I don't like when strippers call me and ask me to come.

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    You need to pick better dancers that are not so desperate for money.

    Biters don't make my call list. I don't care how much money they spend.




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    Now when you say you like to bite the dancers "neck"..........



    ....do you really mean their penis?

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    ^^Yes.

    Mr. D&G, your problem is that you are too sexy for the club. The girls can't stop thinking about you at night. They think about you while having sex with their boyfriends, but it's not the same. They wish that you would come in because they are so horny, and that is why they call you all the time. The money is just a ploy. They're too embarrassed to admit that they've fallen head over heels with you, Mr. D&G, when it's supposed to be the other way around.

    Don't cut them down for wanting you too much!

    You should buy a prepaid phone. At least this way, though, you'll walk into the club next time knowing how much of a stud you are. It won't be a surprise when the girls fall all over you. If I were a man, I would want to be you.

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    So you mean you're acting out your Twilight fantasy? As if clubs need more eyeliner clad vampire wannabes.

    You act like a freak show, expect the girls you attract to be the same.

    I would also hope any capable VIP host or bouncer watching the VIPs would instantly stop a customer with his face down near a chick's vagina. I know the sight of that would stop me in my motherfucking tracks.

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    I agree with BringOnTheMen-having been a real time Dominatrix for many years, reading this surprised me-this isn't strip club behavior, dude you need to go to your nearest Dungeon or join a play party. Geez! Seriously, you say it's not S & M type pain, but it IS, and as you even said it yourself, a FETISH! So go where those who mutually act out fetishes go and leave the strippers to do what they do best-NOT acting out fetishes or enduring pain because they want the $$$$. Wrong place and wrong people to do this with, inappropriate. Like asking your secretary for a lapdance, well don't ask strippers to fulfill your fetish. Go to an S & M club. Or I'll beat you with my canes myself!

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