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    Default Kate Ally I salute you!

    Ok so I've done some searches and aside from people who are clearly not the person I'm looking for I have no idea who Kate Ally is.

    Kate, if you're a real person and you're here on the SW boards, thank you for promoting me but you sent your client to me instead of to you last night.

    Otherwise, I can't even get over it. I had a guy on SM last night who alternately ignored me and typed rants at me for 20 solid minutes in paid chat. Supposedly he'd been on yahoo chat and this lady Kate had contacted him. She gave him a link (to my chat room) and told him that he could talk to her through that link by entering the code she gave him in "the big red box".

    He seemed normal at first. Then he wanted to know where to enter the code. I played along b/c I know the affiliates sometimes pretend to be us but I didn't know where a discount code could be entered. Then he started saying, "No it's me, Brad! Brad from yahoo!" He refused to believe that I wasn't Kate. I told him I could pretend to be her. He didn't think that was funny. He pressured me to "fess up" and admit I was Kate, begging, "Please, please just tell me where to enter the code! Where is the red box?!"

    I started to think I was doing some kind of roleplay but wrong. I wasn't sure wtf was going on but I eventually realized he was still talking to her while he was talking to me. Through all this he kept insisting that I MUST be Kate and when I convinced him I wasn't her he asked me where I was hiding her.

    I panned around the room to show him there wasn't anyone else there. He was silent for a very long time and then said:

    all u had to do was tell me where to enter it
    (several minutes more)
    and we were getting along so good on yahoo

    Then he left. I suspected that maybe he was talking to a porno spam bot but I really have no idea what happened there.

    It was just so strange that I had to share. Anybody have any ideas on wtf was going on there?

    In any case, Kate Ally, be you porno spam bot or living human, I salute you for bringing me a lucrative, entertaining and genuinely wtf customer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    OMG Isobel that was fucking hilarious!

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    LOL, yea it was prolly an affiliate fucking around with him.....i just find it so amazing that a guy with a 'hard on' is willing to believe anything that a sexy pic tells them to do.LMAO. oh well at least you got paid for the rants

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    Oh.my.god...

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    I remember on one site, maybe webcams.com? they say that if a guy comes to your room acting like you and he were chatting elsewhere, to play along with it, as sometimes traffic would be sent to our rooms. But seriously, at least let us in on wtf the red box is first?! LOL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittykrane View Post
    I remember on one site, maybe webcams.com? they say that if a guy comes to your room acting like you and he were chatting elsewhere, to play along with it, as sometimes traffic would be sent to our rooms. But seriously, at least let us in on wtf the red box is first?! LOL...
    EXACTLY! I started asking my regs who were sitting in free chat waiting for me to come back, "Hey guys, when you enter payment info or when you come to chat is there any kind of vaguely red box looking thing where you can enter a code?!"

    They all said no. Which led me to believe that it was a broken spam bot. Maybe it was mixing my information with "Kate's" information and then one chat site discount code with another chat site code.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblegumbitch View Post
    LOL, yea it was prolly an affiliate fucking around with him.....i just find it so amazing that a guy with a 'hard on' is willing to believe anything that a sexy pic tells them to do.LMAO. oh well at least you got paid for the rants
    I knoW! It's so crazy! He was like, "well you look nothing like your pictures."

    My pictures?

    "Yeah, you sent them to me at the beginning of the chat."

    Why on earth he continued to believe that I was the person the affiliate/bot told him I was even though I didn't look like her and had no idea of anything he was talking about...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    LMAO!!!

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    i think it scammed him.....lol
    told him the chat would be free if he put in the code....
    or maybe he is just drunk or high....

    Remember Kids "Just say NO!"
    I feel like im in the French Revolution!!!!!! "Sooooo Many heads sooooo little time!!"


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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    this situation sounds pretty similar:
    http://www.ripoffreport.com/adult-we...webc-e5976.htm

    the last comment in the replies was from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblegumbitch View Post
    this situation sounds pretty similar:
    http://www.ripoffreport.com/adult-we...webc-e5976.htm

    the last comment in the replies was from me.
    Good comment on the article. The thing that was weird was that I was on SM, not WC. I don't think the SM affiliates do yahoo chat ups.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    yea i happen to find that when i was having problems with WC and that is when i wrote the comment. i believe affiliates promote models in all sorts of ways, i really don't think that there is a rhyme or reason in how they promote. i don't think two affiliates promote exactly the same way cuz they are hustling to get guys to sign up for the sites to make money. that's why they call it e-whoring..

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    loved the way the guy writing in the ripoffreport insulted the chica left struggling to deal with him after he entered her room (really, such class...) I'd love to see some of the guys who get off on criticizing the ESL chicas deal with a room full of Russian- or Tagalog-speaking women yammering at them to show ass and answer stupid questions. Good for you for writing back, BGB

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    ^^thanks i luv isobel's comment also, i really like how she elaborated it more, Lol.

    these guys are such morons, how does one think that if they put in they're cc number, they won't get charged and just would get to take a nice peek...ugh idiots!....obviously they want ur cc number for a reason, Lol.

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    Default Re: Kate Ally I salute you!

    hype! I'm obviously a damn genius at 4am (my time) cuz it didn't even occur to me that 'Isobel' on the link was...Isobel I loved (and appreciated!) your comments too

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