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    If a customer asks you about ANY dancer, even if you despise the bitch and would gladly throw her under a bus, KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!!!

    "I don't know her too well" or "Ask her" are always 2 good responses, not "Oh yeah her real name is Jane Smith, she's dating John Smith and they have a cat named Fluffy".

    Whether done out of malice or ignorance giving away personal info about another dancer to customers can have consequences and not all of them minor.

    List some other MAJOR INFRACTIONS in stripperland...
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    Stealing regulars is generally a bad idea, and a quick way to make other girls hate you.

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    > Should be common knowledge: Don’t ask me how much money I made at the end of the night or you know… at any point…ever. I’m liable to give you an absurd, inflated figure just to let you know in a passive-aggressive way that your question is totally inappropriate. “Did you do well tonight?” is very different from “Omigodz! I’m gonna be leaving here with twenty seven bucks! How much did you make?!” I understand that misery loves company but if you’re going to ask me about money, please be vague.

    > If you have a problem with my lateness, take it up with management. Don’t proclaim at the top of your voice in the dressing room “It’s almost 11! You just got here?! Why are you always so late?!!” Like I said, bitch about it to management if it bothers you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aqua View Post
    Stealing regulars is generally a bad idea, and a quick way to make other girls hate you.
    Stealing? see i know there are girls who do attempt to take customers from other girls, BUT if he's really 'your' regular then he should still take you on a regular basis right?



    I DISPISE girls who lie to customers and say so and so isn't here tonight, so take me for a dance. Then after the fact low and behold they see who they asked for in the first place walk around the corner and are like wtf?
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    Stealing cash. That is the ultimate stripper sin to me. They should have their hands chopped off.

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    Hustle blocking. Don't throw yourself at a customer if another girl is always sitting with him (Unless he's your reg and waiting for you, of course).

    Don't you let me catch you putting on lotion. Srsly. If you're already at work it won't have enough time to dry in by the time you make it to stage and YOU will cause me to slip and twist an ankle. Put your lotion on at home, after you shower.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    Stealing cash. That is the ultimate stripper sin to me. They should have their hands chopped off.
    Om fuckin g one of the biggest.

    I do have to add, sitting with another girl or even with a customer blatantly talkin shit about a girl on stage.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    STEALING, period!

    but here's another I dislike:

    Hustling the stage customers while they are tipping, when there are plenty of other customers to hustle. Leave the stage customers to tip. When they stop, or move away, or when there is a break between girls-THEN go and hustle stage customers.
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    Don't be late getting off the stage. I don't need to be halfway through what should e been my first set because you're too greedy/slow/stupid to get off the stage in time. You know there's someone after you. Move your ass.

    Do not dance for customers at my stage.
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    - Coming up to me on the floor when I am trying to hustle and engaging me in mindless, dressing-room type conversation. I do NOT want to know if you need baindaids when I am closing the deal with a custy.
    - Talking shit about the other girls. You just come off catty in any case.
    - Dropping in on my conversation with a custy. Fuck OFF
    - "Borrowing" stuff from my locker/makeup bag whatever
    - Asking to borrow costumes every night. Buy your own shit.
    - If you are new, do NOT expect me to sit and coach you through your night. Or follow me around like a 14yr old on work experience.

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    I've heard a lot of girls talk about bringing their bfs to work. In some clubs it's against the rules (like mine), and last week, I realized that I had a big stage tipper who just happened to be someone's boyfriend. Every stage set, he came up and tipped big, especially for a slow night. Hours later, I find out I'm hanging out with some chick's boyfriend. Great. Doesn't feel so good for another dancer (me) and it probably didn't make her feel great either.

    I second much of what other girls are saying--lotion, oil (no matter how much you hate someone, wanting them to break their neck is not cool, even if a dancer is a herpetic customer stealer), talking to customers while other girls are on stage (against the rules at my club and really, WHO does this??), and one of my pet peeves--hard selling/approaching MY big stage tipper for a dance IMMEDIATELY as my song ends as I'm collecting my tips and thanking my tippers, getting off stage. So effing rude. I don't do that to you, skank bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    - Talking shit about the other girls. You just come off catty in any case.
    I agree. Especially when the girl is on stage! Please, what is the freakin point of bringing your customer up to my stage and talking crap about me to him while he is tipping??? rarr! I'm0 so sick of this behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j9schmetterling View Post
    I've heard a lot of girls talk about bringing their bfs to work. In some clubs it's against the rules (like mine), and last week, I realized that I had a big stage tipper who just happened to be someone's boyfriend. Every stage set, he came up and tipped big, especially for a slow night. Hours later, I find out I'm hanging out with some chick's boyfriend. Great. Doesn't feel so good for another dancer (me) and it probably didn't make her feel great either.
    That happened to me once. It is embarrassing and awkward to say the least.



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    When other girls want to tell my regulars that I'm a lesbian--chances are they already know, but why announce it like it belongs on channel 7 news.

    I also hate when i've decided to date a girl at work that kept our relationship on the dl while we were dating, but after feels like putting coworkers & custies into our personal business. Hello dl bi girl you are not the only 1 that wanted to keep it a secret & we still have to work together why bring it to managements attention or make me want to hurt you anymore then I do when I rather try & stay civil keeping it private between us.

    Last mortal sin is when dancers from other clubs come in to my club as customers & try to show off making out w/ me or trying to tell me what to do while I'm on stage--look cool I love dancers & if you are a hottie I'll make out w/you, but in the bizz doesn't give you any perks that make your dollars anymore powerful. It's still my stage set at my club & not only do I still run my routine, but you are not trying to steal my spotlight from me. Act like a custie & show me some respect.
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    -Continually forgetting your security code so I have to let you in backstage while I'm redressing and trying to prepare for sattelite podium AAArrgggHH
    -Taking customers from stage
    -Stealing my babywipes/perfume/tampons from backstage and continually leaving me short! I will Kill you when I find you
    -Blocking me and custie from getting to the bar when you're served.
    -Rude/short bartenders who ruin the vibe by being a cnt to my custie (WE work together bitch! you are already getting paid! suck it up and serve coz your attitude would get you fired in another environment)
    -Fake compliments/unconstructive criticism in an attempt to derail my mood
    -On a break, you tell me which customers are yours, and not to bother talking to them (what are you going to do? run back and forth between them?)
    -Being a cunt to new girls- esp the attractive ones, cmon we want our club to have a reputation for the hottest dancers in town- Use your brain dummy.
    -I second lotion and taking your time getting off stage once your set is over
    Once I had a girl walk back and forward in front of us, then sit nearby and look over her shoulder at us (literally every 5sec) and finally when I got up to perform stage she was standing DIRECTLY behind me, I mean if I stepped back I would have knocked her over. I responded by rejoining after my stage and preventing her sale- tit for tat, mwa ha ha
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    Well since most has been covered above. Don't eat my food or steal my drink-- buy your own! Don't talk crab about another dancer- take it up with them, even if I do know them. Don't ask me why my customer is sooo in love with me, even when I don't go OTC with them- have u fucking seen me? And never mention or or speak of drugs in my presence with a customer like it's the norm, I don't do them and I do not appreciate you enforcing the sterotype more so.

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    Bitching about someone dancing to "your" song. Seriously? Did you write it? No? Then stop hassling everyone who isn't you for dancing to it.

    Defacing another girl's belongings. I once had someone pour Jager inside my bag because they were trying to run me out. I've seen girls piss on other girls' things too. Fucking terrible.

    Same goes for stealing, as written above. I had my street clothes stolen several times and a purse once. Doesn't matter what it is or why, it sucks.

    Providing prostitution services in the club. It makes the playing field uneven and puts everyone at risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I've seen girls piss on other girls' things too. Fucking terrible.

    That's disgusting... What are they??? Animals?!?
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    The worst one Ive found (that isnt mentioned already) is giving out your number to 'cute guys' cos you are single and want to hook up.
    Seriously you WANT them to spend no money cos they can have it all for free later???
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
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    Besides stealing customers,tip blocking.Keeping a customer away from stage on purpose when he should be going up to tip.And then acting like they didn't do it.

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    Oh,wait,another one.When sitting at a table with a customer,with more than 2 people,do not dominate the conversation,include everyone,don't make anyone feel left out!

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    Using toilet bowl cleaner to wash your soiled undies in the bathroom sink. using the bar phone to call your drug dealer because you can't afford a cell phone.
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    Stealing!!
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    Ha, I guess saying anything bad or personal about other dancers is a huge sin.
    1- I got bitches telling customers I had butt implants just cause they were jealous I had a big behind, what is even worse is that I dont have implants and even if I had they should stop hating and keep their mouth shut.

    2- After I had a baby I came back to the same club to work again, for my surprise all the customers new I had baby, the name of my boyfriend and that I lived with him. WTF

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    Leave your boyfriend and drugs at home! Don't try to be everybody's fucking friend! When a dancer is counting her money don't fucking ask how much she made

    SMH they need to make ball gags for some bitches I almost decked one today.
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