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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    Avery please tell us the punchline anyway!
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    Lol I just went back and saw it in your original post. I must have been drunk last night!
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    Someone told me to put lemon, lime and ginger in water to drink everyday. I forgot all about that. I don't think I'm ready for the ginger- but how much lemon/lime should I use?
    One room temp lime is enough. I use two just to make my current tea taste like tea. No sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    One room temp lime is enough. I use two just to make my current tea taste like tea. No sugar.
    Explain like I'm a idiot please! Take a lime, cut it in half and squeeze it into a full glass of water?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PleasureVictim View Post
    Explain like I'm a idiot please! Take a lime, cut it in half and squeeze it into a full glass of water?
    yeah, I say it taste better when the water is hot. And your not a idiot.. People look at me like I'm a idiot when I peel grapefruits.. I just think its a less messy way to eat them..

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    Please dont use talc on your 'gina, there is a chemical in it that has been linked to cancer. There are powders without these chemicals in the femfresh range.
    I use a zip up lingerie wash bag for my clean dancewear which I keep in my workbag instead of ziplock.
    My workbag is a baby bag. There are heaps of compartments and small sections to help keep me organised.
    I carry a fan as part of my look, its very handy for sweaty stages & you can ask the custie to fan you during dance (which helps with Octopus hands).
    I knew a girl who swore by washing her feet several times per night.
    Try and avoid Mitchum (strong deodorants) if you can, once they wear off (you can only reapply to fresh pits), the BO comes back with a VENGENCE. I recommend trying asolution of white wine vinegar 1part 3partH20 {ehow} for awhile until your pores are clean. Also consider a regular steam/sauna.
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    Take your clothes n go get them dry cleaned. They smell and feel so fresh afterwards!

    In regards to addressing odor coming from perspiration, I found using an organic deodorant from Sephora made by LaVanila a life saver. I tried the Crystal Dry one too but didn't like applying that one. Before my boobs I never wore deodorant. But now that I actually have armpits I have to. I was wearing just regular brands from CVS or whatever and out of no where started to stink at work. After stage sets I would use hand sanitizer in my pits, baby wipe off, then reapply. But now I use the LaVanila in the morning and am good all day.

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    maybe try bathing with dial, or a deodorant soap. Dial is antibacterial, and will keep you smelling pretty fresh. I usually use it before I work out so when i sweat and my pores are open im not breaking out and all that mess. I do notice that I dont have much of an odor, if any after a 45 minute intense cardio session.

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