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    Never ive been escorting for 7 years never have sex wtf

    thats how u get busted

    ive been to many stings and walked out untouched i never have sex bj nothing not even getting nude thats a lewd act be smart girls;d

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    I haven't walked in to a sting once and am lewd as fuck.

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    What happen ive been in 3
    twice arrested but dismiss
    one ticketed for massage without a license


    u cant massage without a license its illegal i didnt know that

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    But i never have sex i use to let the guys jerk off but thats
    illegal sooooooooo no

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    Girls use your brains !!!
    Hpv is real half the world have it
    half this board have it

    u get it just from grinding touch even with a condom
    safe whoring

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    What are you talking about? How could you not know "massage" without a license is illegal? That is why we wankers call it a "body rub". Stop being a dingbat and know your shit. You might even be able to charge more after some education. I really wish this is Malaya dicking around!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strippername View Post
    I haven't walked in to a sting once and am lewd as fuck.
    I really want to start a band called "Lewd as Fuck"
    "I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
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    I don't know who this is but its not malaya
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    i know now i did call it a bodyrub still want to jail
    im just trying to be helpful please be nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    What happen ive been in 3
    twice arrested but dismiss
    one ticketed for massage without a license


    u cant massage without a license its illegal i didnt know that
    So you never went to jail?


    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    i know now i did call it a bodyrub still want to jail
    im just trying to be helpful please be nice
    Oh, You did go to jail?

    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    Girls use your brains !!!
    Hpv is real half the world have it
    half this board have it

    u get it just from grinding touch even with a condom
    safe whoring
    So, you are semi-smart enough to know that the CDC claims 50% of sexually active adults have come into contact with HPV.. but fail when it comes to your knowledge of how the disease is spread. You also must not know that in 90% of all cases, the HPV will clear itself within two years. I think maybe you could have scared us more with herpes, or perhaps a life-threatening case of untreated syphillis, HOWEVER...

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    just want us to share stories
    yes i want to jail but my expensive lawyer
    took care of it

    u cant touch the client in a way where hes excited thats illegal a lewd act
    u cant say rubdown and then get a fee thats illegal
    number 1 rule no talking

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    but hpv does clear itself up but u can get it from
    non sexual touch like foreplay and stuff ..... please be nice ppl

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    I think it's time you find a new hobby.
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    I think it's about time you went and walked into another sting, honey


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    trolololololol

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    Wait....

    Is this BlackBarbie? She comes on here once every few months with new random usernames. They usually have the word "black" in them.

    She spouts incoherent advice for a while and is either banned or forgets her password. Looks like her posts though.



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    Yep, Looks like the re-incarnation of Black Barbie.

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/search....archid=2135568

    Funnnnn!!!!

    I LOVE this piece of escorting advice. Take notes ladies:

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthr...83#post2030983



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    Wait....

    Is this BlackBarbie? She comes on here once every few months with new random usernames. They usually have the word "black" in them.

    She spouts incoherent advice for a while and is either banned or forgets her password. Looks like her posts though.


    LOL- I was thinking the same thing when I was reading the posts.

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    I thought it could be her, too. I was joking about the Malaya thing.

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    Now now ladies am I doing to have to drop the Bitch Hammer? If this thread doesn't go anywhere I'm going to shut it down.

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    Okay I'm totally JUST starting to read about escorting (it's like a 1% possibility right now, but still, I wanna soak up all the info I can!) soo...
    totally innocent question here...
    doesn't it *completely* depend on where you are?? like, what city / state / country?


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    Hun as far as location you are soooo much better off for escorting where you are than where she is *wink*

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    Yeah, Miss Ego, if you are where I think you are then you're in a good area for it.

    But that's only if you're in the location I think you're in. I could be wrong.

    .....

    ^^^Edit: I had to come back and add this because I realize how useless the above information is. Brain fart.
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    xxxxxxx
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    ^Naida pls don't push the situation or this thread will be closed. Thanks

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