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    Default Fat stripper

    Ive become a fat stripper
    my body is horrible i love to drank and take x
    smoke weed and lately take lean why cant i stop eating

    btw no club will hire me so ive be escorting

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    Default Re: Fat stripper

    LLLOOOOOOLLLLLL
    But seriously, do you want help, or what? The simple solution would be to stop drinking and decide not to eat so much. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
    Last edited by aqua; 07-23-2011 at 05:25 PM. Reason: -

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    I guess our new troll is bored this weekend!
    Women of color:
    Shake your ass and preserve your heritage.
    Bang those fucking drums.
    Do it for the present and future generations.
    Have fun and stick it to the man at the same time.
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    im not a troll im a popular stripper in va
    trying to be honest here

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    Default Re: Fat stripper

    Ummm.... So.....do you WANT to be a fat stripper, or are you trying to be a skinner stripper?



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    i read this and said, "i don't give a shit" aloud.

    and then i read through the responses and understood.

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    Did you want a medal or something?
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    Omg should i say my real name and get some respect around here lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    Omg should i say my real name and get some respect around here lol
    My real name is Natalie Portman. What's yours?
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    My real name is Natalie Portman. What's yours?
    I'm Steve Buchemi



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    I'm Steve Buchemi
    Oh. My. God. I am SUCH a big fan of yours!
    I even dressed up like you once!

    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Oh. My. God. I am SUCH a big fan of yours!
    I even dressed up like you once!

    Bitch you looked nothing like. Recent photo of me, Steve Buchemi, for comparison:




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    ^Oh. Wow... you're right. What a world of difference!
    Here... let me try again:

    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    ^Much better in that costume. I can see it in the eyes now. You're getting closer.

    If you need a picture of someone dressing up as me, Steve Buchemi, for reference, here's someone who did an amazing job:



    Hope that could help.



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    Wow! That's REALLY amazing!
    I will use that for reference for sure and post another pic the next time I try my hand at dressing like you!
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    Omg should i say my real name and get some respect around here lol
    Hi Lady Gaga!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatblkstripper View Post
    im not a troll im a popular stripper in va
    trying to be honest here
    If it really is you (saw the picture), my apologies.

    Taking all those drugs at once may have a lot to do with it, perhaps narrowing down to one? I've seen a few of the dancers I've known get hooked on X something awful. It's not as obvious as other hard drugs, but the toll is still apparent.
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    If you don't wanna be a fat-ass stripper then stop taking drugs and drinking, and then you won't BE a fat-ass stripper


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    Im confused your fat but the pic you posted says your waist is 22 .. what was that? 22 feet or something?

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    UGH! I don't know why I didn't recognize it sooner, but suddenly my memory was sparked in the escort thread.

    Looks just like BlackBarbie to me: http://forum.stripperweb.com/search....archid=2135568



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    i love u guys!!!
    its barbie bitch

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    Haha, Figured.

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/search....archid=2135576

    Welcome back dear. Hope things are well (aside from the weight).

    Why don't you become a BBW-type fetish model? If you can own up to your figure, then you can find some guys who are really into it.

    If you're dominating maybe you could start training in a dungeon?



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    haha im a dime

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    To the OP: Please come across as a decent, non-ignorant person and perhaps people will take you seriously. If u need help its truly all about how u come across to others. Have some decency and maybe others will take u seriously here at SW. If u come at us disrespectfully people will laugh at u and figuratively spit in ur face.

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    wasnt blak barbie banned b4 for bein a troll?

    by the way, my real name is Larry David. *shakes hands* great to meet ya, fat stripper/blk barbie

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