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    I missed u guys
    im still fucking rappers lol
    but ive gained weight lots of it


    i wake up smoke weed
    just got a brand new jag so
    i drive around until i find xtc
    then i fade away until night i love yellow tuss
    thnks to gucci mane

    ive really been losin it i want from this


    to this 165 pounds

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    Hello my dear, welcome back.

    If you want to lose weight your first step is to lay off the drugs.

    You boobs look nice and big in both pictures. That's a good thing.



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    thnks im trying
    my dad died so im not the same at all

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    xtc makes me stay up at night
    i closed my escort services just couldnt focus anymore
    thnk god i saved 766,000 in my savings
    but im like charlie sheen spending fast

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    I'm sorry about your father.

    700k is a substantial amount of money. You really have to get yourself some help for your addictions so you can think with a good head, and spare your money along. That should last you several years, even if you had a few kids.

    Maybe hire an accountant?



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    alot on my plate right now
    i just drank a whole bottle of captain morgans
    i feel happy now

    but i did miss u ladies

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    maybe i need a kid
    im a lesbian hmmmmm

    i need more plastic surgery
    i love kim k face

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    Default Re: its barbie bitch

    The last thing you need is a kid. Once you have a reliable source of income, a stable long-term relationship, and have been completely sober for at least one year, preferably five, you can start to think about procreating.
    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I don't give a fuck if they throw it, crumple it, put it in my garter, my shoe, between my tits, in my thong, or in my hand. Just tip me, bitch.
    Join my weight loss group!







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    u right i gave my monkey away because i couldnt take it
    i hate kids HATE

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    Yeah no kids for you then. You gotta focus on getting clean. And investing your hard earned money.

    You won't have an ass to shake for forever. What will you do when you're 60?



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    I would invest in a house with that money ...
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    ^ I know, me too. I'd get a nice condo and go back to school, full time and get a doctorate. Still have half left over for investing.



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    Aww. I missed you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    ^^

    Same! Her and Vatasha are my two fav. posters, haha.

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    Is this post a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcash2126 View Post
    Is this post a joke?
    I was wondering the same thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat w View Post
    ^^

    Same! Her and Vatasha are my two fav. posters, haha.
    I know, haha.
    Gotta love the "I don't give a fuck, gonna make up some crazy lies to fuck with the strippers" posts.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    I miss vatasha.
    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    I don't give a fuck if they throw it, crumple it, put it in my garter, my shoe, between my tits, in my thong, or in my hand. Just tip me, bitch.
    Join my weight loss group!







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