




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Wait, what?
People watched them having sex for half an hour before complaining to the pool manager.
Yeah, I'm sure they were highly offended.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




^eh, I'm sure it only became really obvious when they switched positions![]()
"All right you guys!...I'm going to give you 45 minutes to knock that shit off!"
It was Tempest!!!
I thought there were pics 2..
highly disappointing lol




well from what I gather from the article the people couldn't tell they were having sex it was only when the officer saw his cock they knew for sure they were fucking. they were probably being as discreet as possible about it. couples who get off on getting it on in public don't exactly want to advertise what they're doing.
my guess is that the guy was standing up with her legs around his waist and from far away it looked like he was just holding her. that's the only way I can think of to have sex in the water without falling over
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