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    Do you girls enjoy dancing for customers with bigger dicks over those that aren't as big? If so, does it matter if he is ugly and fat? I had a dancer friend tell me that if a guy was well hung, the dances were alot better cause it turned her on, even if the guy was ugly. And yes I am ugly fat and well hung.

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    Default Re: Do well hung customers get better dances?

    If a customer is well endowed in the wallet (and spends it) everything else can be looked over.

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    If I could I'd recommend this for Best Of SW.

    Hilariously stupid shit.

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    Gee - never heard this one before...

    Do a search on the subject, man. What you'll find is dozens of threads with hundreds of replies between them, the general consensus among the dancers here being that while there are a few dancers who get excited about more than money when they feel a sizeable package during a dance, the majority of them don't even notice, and those who do don't really care. Again; there are those who do enjoy it, but the VAST majority don't notice or don't care - the size of teh wallet matters a LOT more.

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    Umm, if I felt a big boner beneath me you definitely got a subpar dance! Who wants to grind on a giant boner?

    Small dicks you can ignore much easier!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo35 View Post
    Do you girls enjoy dancing for customers with bigger dicks over those that aren't as big? If so, does it matter if he is ugly and fat? I had a dancer friend tell me that if a guy was well hung, the dances were alot better cause it turned her on, even if the guy was ugly. And yes I am ugly fat and well hung.
    Absolutely.

    And to be honest, the uglier and fatter the better.

    Why just last week I happened across this stud


    And took him in back to hop-on-pop.

    Alas, I couldn't find his dick under all the rolls, so I left work sad and horny.




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    ^ LOL I've had dancers tell me they like my boner and are turned on as they dance for me. My belief in those words depends upon how many beers I have had

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    LOL you kill me, 4ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo35 View Post
    Do you girls enjoy dancing for customers with bigger dicks over those that aren't as big? If so, does it matter if he is ugly and fat? I had a dancer friend tell me that if a guy was well hung, the dances were alot better cause it turned her on, even if the guy was ugly. And yes I am ugly fat and well hung.
    I dunno, I'm ugly, fat, old, losing my hair and hung like a field mouse but I get pretty awesome dances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    Absolutely.

    And to be honest, the uglier and fatter the better.

    Why just last week I happened across this stud


    And took him in back to hop-on-pop.

    Alas, I couldn't find his dick under all the rolls, so I left work sad and horny.

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    One of the funniest SC stories I have ever been a part of came by way of my close friend at a bachelor party at the CH2 in Vegas. As cliché as it sounds he is 6'2", Italian, fit and packs a Kielbasa. We joke that he does not have to worry about getting anyone pregnant because he would pass out from all the blood rushing to his lower appendage so he can never have sex.

    He bought me a dance and I bought him one. The song starts, the dancers start to do their thing and about a minute in to it, the woman giving him a lap dance jumps up and yells "OMG!" then starts hitting the girl on the shoulder who was giving me a dance. She points down to his crotch (knee really) and says, "Look at that thing!" She made all the hyper-dramatic comments one might think that had him rolling his eyes and me in stitches. The song ends... I go to pay her and he tries to stand-up to pay for the one he bought me. She takes my money, pushes him down and says, "That was for you. This one is for me. Sit back down." I turned to the girl on my lap and said, "Sorry. I can't compete with that." She laughed and we talked for the next three minutes about something I cannot recall now or cared to even commit to memory. That was not the first time something like that happened but it was the biggest drama or scene that ever occurred as a result. He has never lived it down. So the point is... yes I guess sometimes, once in a blue moon under extraordinary circumstances it can matter. I doubt most men fit the bill though.

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    ^ sorry to burst your bubble [or your friends'] but i think she was only doing that to compliment your friend so she gets more tips / return dancers. we dont care about customer dick. a customer is a customer no matter how special his dick is and i dont think any of us really care.

    for example, i feel the guns of guys and tell them their arms are so big them must be working out, and how i love a man with strong arms. even if theres nothing there but skin n bones or fat. they fuckin love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    for example, i feel the guns of guys and tell them their arms are so big them must be working out, and how i love a man with strong arms. even if theres nothing there but skin n bones or fat. they fuckin love it.
    So my thinning gray hair and pizza gut are not sexy?
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    4 inches? 8 inches? Ladies I know prefer about 6 inches.....with the numbers 100 in the corners.

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    Big dick could actually be detrimental. I recall a few accidental "rackings" when the dick prominantly popped out through the pants and me trying to leverage myself against him w a knee on the inner thigh...but the thigh was obscured by boner..ouchie for him.

    Its never made a difference in the quality of a dance, I've told micropeens that I could tell they were packing and it was turning me on.

    Oh, another another male phenomena...small penis guys who think, or act, like they have huge ones. I recently encountered this in my civilian life, but at least he was above average. Lots of custies would love to talk to me about me loving their huge cock but I could tell from sitting in the lap that this was so not the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    ^ sorry to burst your bubble [or your friends'] but i think she was only doing that to compliment your friend so she gets more tips / return dancers. we dont care about customer dick. a customer is a customer no matter how special his dick is and i dont think any of us really care.
    Normally I would agree with you that 99.99% of the time you are correct. No bubble burst. I won't go in to my background. It is mentioned in another thread. However, absolute statements do not account for the 1 in 10,000 that it does not holds true for. I was paying. She should have asked me or him for more than the one song fee or asked if he wanted another dance after the second song. She did neither. That is hedging her hustle quite a lot for a return on a weekend night during prime time. Plus she interrupted my dance... the person paying her... to make the obnoxious scene. I wasn't going to tip her extra for ruining my dance or buy a third for him because of it. Maybe she hated the girl he picked for me. Maybe she was new. Either way, we all laugh at the story nowadays and ask him about his blood pressure when we go to clubs. Yeah sophomoric but really funny when you have a few drinks in you.

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    I really try not to think about my customers' penises... if anything, a big dick makes me give a worse dance because the second I feel it, I want to avoid it. This makes my dance horribly awkward. It's been said on here a few times in a few different threads, but penises to women are not like boobs to men. We don't get really excited about them. I've met one girl my entire life who was like "Man, the second I see a penis, I get SO wet, and I know I'm gonna have an orgasm cuz it's just like 'penis penis penis!'" Strangely enough though, this girl couldn't stand semen

    Bottom line, I guess, is I'm not going home with a customer so I really don't care about how big his dick is or with impressing him with an extra-good dance in the hopes that I'll get to see it.

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    Why would I give a fuck what size your dick is? I'm not fucking you. Nor do I have any desire to get up close and personal with that appendage.
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    I know you girls only care about the money, at least thats what you tell yourselves. But lets be real, big dicks are not like big boobs, boobs are more visual. Big dicks on the other hand can make for great sex. Haven't you girls ever been with an ugly guy and once the sex started his looks didn't matter because the dick felt so good? So you girls are telling me you never fantasize about fucking a custy that's well hung. I mean come on, you girls didn't stop being human because you became dancers. I just wanted some honest answers too what I agree is a ridiculous question that I'm curious about.

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    You know, I feel for you. With such a big dick life must be incredibly difficult. Is it like living a real life version of an axe body spray commercial? You poor thing.

    Go back under your rock. If you can fit that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo35 View Post
    I know you girls only care about the money, at least thats what you tell yourselves. But lets be real, big dicks are not like big boobs, boobs are more visual. Big dicks on the other hand can make for great sex. Haven't you girls ever been with an ugly guy and once the sex started his looks didn't matter because the dick felt so good? So you girls are telling me you never fantasize about fucking a custy that's well hung. I mean come on, you girls didn't stop being human because you became dancers. I just wanted some honest answers too what I agree is a ridiculous question that I'm curious about.
    LOL No. Becasue I can get a guy outside the club who's both good looking AND well hung.



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    Lol I agree with voodoo, not all the scantily clad women in a sexy work environment have shut down their natural instincts. I give credit where credit is due to the big guns but I hate when a guy has abig head about it like expecting my eternal adoration, or expecting me to talk about it at great lengths ie, to worship it...So no I don't make too much a fuss about it but ultimately the bigger the boner the more I feel satisfied I'm doing a good job! I personally am attracted to those signs of wealth and vitality: well hung or well fed more than I am some bag of bones with a nice watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo35 View Post
    Haven't you girls ever been with an ugly guy and once the sex started his looks didn't matter because the dick felt so good? So you girls are telling me you never fantasize about fucking a custy that's well hung. I mean come on, you girls didn't stop being human because you became dancers.
    Maybe I don't speak for all women, but my main thought of the day isn't how big of a penis I can get the next time I have sex. If I'm actually about to have sex with someone, I hope they have a sufficient package. But I've never heard about a guy having a big dick and been man like "Man, I need to tap that!" If anything, I've been with so many guys who had big penises where the sex was awful that shit like that is more prone to turn me off. Having a large dick is not the only thing that goes into good sex but guys with big dicks seem to think it is... Like I said, I'm not going to sleep with a customer so the size of his penis really doesn't even register in my mind unless it's obnoxious. Big penis does not = me wanting to have sex. Attractive guy who's not a douche = me wanting to have sex and hoping for something that will satisfy me.
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    I don't fuck anyone who is not as good looking or better looking than I am, regardless of dick size.

    You can have an awesome cock but if you're fat, ugly or both I'll never care to find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo35 View Post
    I just wanted some honest answers too what I agree is a ridiculous question that I'm curious about.
    You got honest answers, plenty of them from what I'm reading here. Your question is almost as ridiculous as the guy in another thread who asked girls if they would still be strippers if there was no money involved.

    Duh, it's a job. The only people fantasizing in a strip club are the guys who spend their money but need to somehow feel that something besides their money is what is getting them attention...
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