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    Dizzy You know you're dating a stripper when

    I thought I'd start one up for the SO others of strippers. Feel free to add..
    You know you are dating a stripper when:


    People think you're a drug dealer because of your large wads of cash
    Having a 3some is a mundane occurrence
    You wonder if the lingerie she buys is for you or for work
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    Love the thread!!

    She's always fully shaved
    She's never body conscious during sex and doesn't try and hide under the duvet
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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    why would the SO of a stripper have large wads of cash???

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    She has zero qualms about walking around naked 100% of the time, and she often has to remind herself not to do it when there are people over.

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    Dinner is breakfast, and Breakfast is dinner.

    Every bought all your groceries with ones?

    Buying babywipes, black eyeliner, bottled water, and the today sponge at 9am; for her.......

    Scheduling meals with an errand to run after, so you can be supportive of her "diet", and get some Taco Bell to tide you over after.

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    When grocery shopping at 4am becomes the norm

    You know EXACTLY how to behave properly at a strip club, and what to say to really piss a stripper off

    Going on a date before 10am is a rare occurance, while staying out til 3am is quite normal

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    Quote Originally Posted by aussiebelle View Post
    She's never body conscious during sex and doesn't try and hide under the duvet
    Hmm, I disagree with that statement. I hooked up with a topless dancer who was very shy about letting me see her vag. She covered it with her hand and would freak out when I tried kissing her around that area. As far as I could tell, there was nothing abnormal down there and she wasn't on her period. She was really comfortable with her boobs though, lol.
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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    When you wake up to go pee and trip on the practice pole

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    why would the SO of a stripper have large wads of cash???
    I give my hubby wads of cash to pay for stuff with (makes him feel more manly to pay, I guess) lol.
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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    yeah the walking around naked on tip toes with the curtains open, not caring and he freaks out. neighbors can see.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    People ask if you're a waitress because you always have so many ones.

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    ... when in the apartment complex laundry room, one of your fellow neighbors comments on the large amount of neon thongs in your laundry basket

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    why would the SO of a stripper have large wads of cash???
    Suitcase pimp?

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    I give my hubby wads of cash to pay for stuff with (makes him feel more manly to pay, I guess) lol.
    I never give my bf money o__O am I the only one stripper who's bf doesn't have large wads of cash?

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    ^ I give mine large amounts of cash to deposit for me. He always gets weird looks from the bank teller or other people at the ATM... lol. Oh, and I've sent him with wads of cash to buy me makeup for work at MAC while I was in class. The ladies loved him!

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    Default Re: You know you're dating a stripper when

    If I'm too embarassed to pay with a wad of singles or whatever I give it to whoever I'm with and make them do it.

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