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Tempest



"Welcome to DD, what can I get you?"
"I'll take one dozen donut holes and your, er, hole, on the side. Oh yeah, and a double cappacino."





Avoid the glazed donuts... just sayin'
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.


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