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    Sooooo post op. I'm gonna be sore as hell popping out with 6llb fun bags and.....I heard from several other friends they couldn't wipe their assholes to go poopy


    What did you ladies do? OMFG I am kinda disgusted and freaking out at the thought of not being able to wipe my own ass
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    Don't poop then. Everytime I go to a festival I don't shit for a week, just because I really, really don't want to shit in the portaloos.

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    A lot of people get constipated from the anesthesia. Let's hope you do!

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    My ex was on her period when she got hers & guess who's job it was to clean that...? ME & I'm sure there is some freak out there who would love to have that job. Temp just find a slave to whipe your ass for that week....you might even make some money...lol

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    ^ Yeah, you probably won't have to go that often anyway with all the painkillers they give you. I wish all bathrooms automatically came with bidets here! I remember watching a documentary on midgets and one of them had arms too short to wipe herself with so she used a device similar to this in order to reach back there: http://www.amazon.com/Schylling-Robo.../dp/B00180VCQM Kinda weird, but hey whatever works.

    Haha I love the title of this thread...

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    Anesthesia and pain meds will make you constipated in the beginning. Then you'll be hoping to poop!

    Honestly hon, everyone reacts differently. You won't know til you're there. Don't let horror stories fool you. I didn't have a problem wiping or showering or even doing my hair once I was a few days out from surgery. Do you have someone that can help you when you do need it? I found that to be the most comforting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Sooooo post op. I'm gonna be sore as hell popping out with 6llb fun bags and.....I heard from several other friends they couldn't wipe their assholes to go poopy


    What did you ladies do? OMFG I am kinda disgusted and freaking out at the thought of not being able to wipe my own ass
    You'll be fine

    Just follow the post-op instructions and get a stool softener - it's straining on the loo that will hurt your incisions more than wiping your butt.

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    You'll be okay. I didn't have a problem wiping/ putting in tampons. Showering is a pain. I just kinda sat in the tub and let the water run on top of me. I had my SO wash my hair for me, having my arms over my head for that long sucked. And he was more than happy to do it just to get a glimpse of my new boobies.

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    I didn't have any problems with pooping and cleaning up after myself. Did have my s/o wash my hair for me, though. The whole reaching up thing
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    Take a shit, then take a shower. A half the planet does this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Sooooo post op. I'm gonna be sore as hell popping out with 6llb fun bags and.....I heard from several other friends they couldn't wipe their assholes to go poopy


    What did you ladies do? OMFG I am kinda disgusted and freaking out at the thought of not being able to wipe my own ass
    Get Chris to do it.

    Srs if he can't wipe your ass by now....



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    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    My ex was on her period when she got hers & guess who's job it was to clean that...? ME & I'm sure there is some freak out there who would love to have that job. Temp just find a slave to whipe your ass for that week....you might even make some money...lol

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