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    Skull Please read and make me feel better???

    remember that Porn Wikileaks hack back in march.. .well.. a friend told me to google my name and what you have it.. number one under my name and the thing is I never went through with doing video porn.. the director guy talked me out of it last min. Shit but ohh man.. now a days with bosses hiring they google future employers name.. I;m to the point that I was super sad, but then Now I;m at the fuck it level. But just in case I go back to the super sad, please someone tell me its going to be alright.. or a nice little lie.

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    Does it showyour face? If not, you can just say it was someone else with the same name and you have no idea about any porn. Unless it has you in the act, they can't actually prove it's you. It's not like your social security number is attached. But even if it were, you never did it so they have nothing but a name with no actual video footage so I would say you're fine.

    I would deny it like hell.

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    Deny deny deny. Unless it also lists your current adress and phone number, deny. In the immortal words of Shaggy "it wasn't me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrgirl81 View Post
    remember that Porn Wikileaks hack back in march.. .well.. a friend told me to google my name and what you have it.. number one under my name and the thing is I never went through with doing video porn.. the director guy talked me out of it last min. Shit but ohh man.. now a days with bosses hiring they google future employers name.. I;m to the point that I was super sad, but then Now I;m at the fuck it level. But just in case I go back to the super sad, please someone tell me its going to be alright.. or a nice little lie.
    If it helps there is a great phrase in environmentalism that helps with this:

    "The solution to pollution is dilution"

    (not my phrase obviously, but it applies when it comes to your google visibility and social media)

    So, if that is your first hit on google - you need to bury it. Bury it with a blog (like a non-porn one), have a twitter in your real name (and keep it PG), publicize your facebook (ehhhhhhhh discretion is advised), post your real full name on forums (obviously not this one but like a "Cookbook" forum or something).

    Just be public about your real name. Post it whenever you're doing non-porny things online.

    Do whatever you can to bury the information to the second or third page . Pump up your SEO for the blog and twitter (have followers, keep it unlocked, retweet like mad, register on Klout and track your Klout score, etc).

    Bury it. Make sure it is not the first hit on your name. Most HR departments don't do deep investigations online unless something seems worrisome - they check the first page or two and that's about it.

    Also do a check on pipl.com as that is a popular search engine for HR types in addition to google. Put up a google alert of your real name to see if that Wikileaks article ever gets cross-posted so you can know that you need to continue to make a practice of bury it under your search results.

    Just get it to the second or third page. Then it is easier to deny it is you.

    Its good practice in general since the internet is such a critical machine when it comes to job searching, retention, and security... and in a few years anonymity will probably be an anachronism. So really boost up your "real self's" online presence. All of the tricks and tools youve learned about SEO through being a sex worker strategically apply it to your real name and persona.

    Then you can more easily deny it - because what young professional with a crisp clean online presence would ever ever consider going into porn. Pscht. I mean my goodness, that is what people with low internet literacy do... not a savvy Gen Y/X web user!

    (sarcasm - but manipulating people's biases to your advantage can be helpful)





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    Love it

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    My god!! I forgot SEO is my best friend and you WONDERFUL roast!!!! THank you! Thank you off to join the sewing forums!

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    I was going to make the same suggestion as roast. This can be buried, it just takes time.

    Also: deny, deny, deny. Don't look ashamed, don't hint about going through a rough time. If you can say something like "Yeah, in Sweden I'm a nuclear physicist. Weird, huh?" that helps too. Make people think there's someone (or many someones) out there with your same name. And never, ever bring it up first.

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