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    Hey Girls,
    I was wondering if any of you have tried the Zerona laser, and if you have, did you like the results? I am considering having this procedure done on my upper thighs and lower tummy, but don't want to piss the money away for no reason. I am always skeptical of these types of things, but I recently saw Dr Oz talking about it on his show and they GUARANTEE a 3 to 11 inch loss at the end of two weeks to a month. Thoughts?
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    it's complete bullshit, don't waste your time. It's impossible to pee out your fat. Impossible.
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    it's complete bullshit, don't waste your time. It's impossible to pee out your fat. Impossible.
    Figures. I was half hoping someone here would tell me some miracle story of how it worked for them, and my suspicions were wrong! haha. Thanks

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    I did it and if I could by a time machine and go back in time and slap myself before giving up $1.2k for the shit, I'd do it in a HEARTBEAT!

    A) They take 9 measurements from all over your body. These measurements are in places that the machine NEVER touches! If you lose weight in any of these areas, it counts towards your weight loss. (No Joke!)

    B) You'll be on a restrictive diet of 1,200 daily calories, a STRENUOUS exercise program, AND given "water pills" to help you lose water weight that taste like shit and you'll have to take them before EVERY meal, daily.

    C) The laser is ONLY done on your stomach and back. I've never heard of anyone using it anywhere else and it isn't built to go anywhere else.

    Don't believe me? Check out realself.com's various user reviews. Most people rate it as a waste of money. The dieting, pills, and exercise ALONE will cause you to lose 10-20lbs AT LEAST!

    Save your money, and get gym membership!

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    i also did it, complete bullshit and waste of time. i wish i had kept my 1.2k.

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    Wow, that's harsh for you ash! Yipes sorry that happened to anyone..
    In Allure mag, they compare various cellulite treating methods. I am not sure which issue, recent, I have it around here. I would think it would be on their website also


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