So earlier today I decided that I was going to work on my game, dress in a new outfit, and take a gigantic dose of vitamins before work, because they seem to have a very positive effect on my mood.
Today after 1000 mgs of vitamin c, a soy latte and these really awesome naturopathic adrenal suppliments ( they have maca, holy basil, astagalus, basically everything you need to keep your stress levels in check)....I was feeling *mighty good* I mean...strut your stuff good.
So I go to the club and start making money because I am feeling so great, just really slow and sexy and confident.
I end up giving a guy from tokyo a few dances and he is so excited that he keeps trying to pull my bra down and suck on me. It was hard to keep him off me because he couldnt speak english...but he bought a ton of dances and was pretty out of breath by the end of them.
Thats when I get called up to the office.
First thing they say to me is : "YOU are DRUNK, GO HOME."
Im like....what? No, I don't drink, why do you think i am drunk??
"A customer said you were slurring your words, like you are now"
"Actually, no ...I have a speech impediment where a tooth in my mouth is close to my tongue and when I let my guard down, you can hear it( believe me..its a lot of effort for me to enunciate my words clearly)."
"NO your DRUNK. You arn't acting like a lady, you let that guy downstairs suck on your boobs"
"Sorry, I was having trouble with him"
"YOU cant fool us, your not an idiot, you knew exactly what your were doing. THATS PROSTITUTION and its ILLEGAL TO BE DRUNK AT WORK."
Oh my god. They were so mean and degrading. I wasn't sure why they thought I was drunk...it must have had something to do with my good mood and a combination with my speech impediment (which I guess I need to work on, even if it does sound cute
They said I could come back to work, but I am not sure what to do now. I mean, does this mean I have to carry a breathalizer at work, just to prove im not drunk, even though I sound like I am??? Does this mean I should act less sexy or happy???
Does this mean I am fucked at work forever??
I don't want to go to any other clubs, because this is as far as I know the nicest club in town.



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