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    Duh Your WORST Tanning Story...

    So I go tanning tonight nothing out of the norm. Same bed same routine.
    I lay down and fell asleep 1,2,3 and the alarm woke me up.
    I sat up to find the sock fell of my (part I don't want tan). I was spinning to put my feet on the floor sitting on the edge of the bed. I was about to get my clothes and start to get dress as I went to sit up.
    My BALLIES got pinched some how between the glass cover and the edge of the bed. HOLY SHIT I screamed liked an 11 year old girl.

    So now I have a burnt pecker and a nice cut/scratch across my bag.
    Good times, Good times.

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    Default Re: Your WORST Tanning Story...

    .....ballies?

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    Default Re: Your WORST Tanning Story...

    sorry but I laughed reading this,be careful next time.

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    Default Re: Your WORST Tanning Story...

    Went tanning after a round of antibiotics that cause sun sensitivity. Didn't realize they were still in my system. After 5 minutes (out of 10) came screaming out of the bed. Went straight to the pharmacy, was told to take about 5 advil, drink as much water as possible, and slather my skin in aloe gel. It actually worked and the burn wasn't so bad.

    I no longer tan in beds.

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