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    Angry Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    So I have a routine where I log in early in the day and early evening. The early morning sessions I DON'T bother doing makeuo & showing my face... sometimes even the night ones. I can get privates just off of my body alot of the time. So this asshole goes in my room:

    him: Can we see your face
    can we see your face bb


    And I tell him to read my profile; which CLEARLY says FACE ONLY IN EXCLUSIVE
    Then he goes off on me:


    him :are you fucking serious? you won't even show your face in free? would you buy a car before you saw the front of it?

    Me: never had a problem with my customers. they have the pleasure of knowing what i look like not passer byers


    Then he goes off on how I lost a customer and how I have bad sales blah blah blah..... so I kick him. he comes in again calling me a bitch and logs off immediately like the pussy he is. Ugggh. Trying to not let it phase me but I was in a good mood today. Bleh.

    I had 4 exclusives just off the fact of wanting to see my face yesterday and they were LONG after they saw it was totally worth it. it's like dude, wanna see my face that bad, go to pvt ATLEAST. lucky enough to even see my body. grrrr

    -LX
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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    It doesn't matter what you do or what you offer. Losers will always complain about something they can't have (for me it's anal - so many beggars sitting there trying to convince me rather than just go to a host who offers it and enjoys it)! Such idiots!

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    I had a few today (or same person, different handles) trying to convince me I should do porn in Hollywood because I was'so hot '. Amazing how after I told him I wasn't interested, I am suddenly 'ugly' etc.... I never retaliated, just whooped out my BAN with no warning.


    "If you don't stand for anything, you'll fall for everything"

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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    I don't always show my face in free chat either!!!!

    I have had the same thing happen!!!!

    Men like this are just complete losers!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    thats not the worst lol
    I totaly hate when u showed ass for enough time and right when u sit down or dont show anymore... they wanna see ASS!!
    Seriously I think doggy style position with your face turned to them its the only one they cant complain about lol

    I remember one of the "Girls Next Door"( Playboy Girls Reality show) was complaining at a photoshot that arching your back to get both ass and face in the picture was so uncomfortable......
    Yet camgirls do that 500 times a day...

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    i have been wondering if I should show my face in free chat...im glad to see this. It worries me bc of a personal issue I just didnt know if it will effect my sales which it doesnt seem like it does..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    thats not the worst lol
    I totaly hate when u showed ass for enough time and right when u sit down or dont show anymore... they wanna see ASS!!
    Seriously I think doggy style position with your face turned to them its the only one they cant complain about lol

    I remember one of the "Girls Next Door"( Playboy Girls Reality show) was complaining at a photoshot that arching your back to get both ass and face in the picture was so uncomfortable......
    Yet camgirls do that 500 times a day...
    lol I remeber that! lmao i have cracked my back so many times doing that stupid pose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    Seriously I think doggy style position with your face turned to them its the only one they cant complain about lol
    lol, Now that you are showing face and ass, here comes feet guy,
    feet bb
    feet bb
    please show feet bb
    please bb i pvt u!
    FEET NOW!
    Y U IGNORE ME?
    put u feet to back of head in doggy bb

    Then armpit guy, tit guy and whatever else you not showing lol! You have to be a damn contortionist to please them all.

    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    Seriously I think doggy style position with your face turned to them its the only one they cant complain about lol
    Then they would say: Tits bb, show boobs. No ass bb. Rub tits bb pls. Pls Boobs.

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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    i needed this laugh

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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    Yeah but you all's spelling is too correct. It's "bobs" not "boobs"

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    It doesn't matter what you do or what you offer. Losers will always complain about something they can't have! Such idiots!
    Yep. I always say, this is just an example of why we will always make the money. I laugh every single day at the pure stupidity of men. haha


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    Default Re: Uhm, Excuse me? *Rant*

    LOOOOOOL
    I know I know..

    I wonder if guys who write "ass bb" tits bb.. etc etc... are from out of USA/UK?
    I used to think only people from other countries do that..
    But now
    I think its universal

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    Rub Bob? lol

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    nuuuuuu "ruN bobs! Run tits bb pls. "


    First time I was like wtf. But another guy helped me out and told me it was rub..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latin View Post
    i have been wondering if I should show my face in free chat...im glad to see this. It worries me bc of a personal issue I just didnt know if it will effect my sales which it doesnt seem like it does..

    It honestly doesn't.... especially if you have a bomb ass body (I'm VERY porportionated; BIG titties NARROW waist and HUGE ass *no cellulite*).
    I've noticed that I make MORE just dancing around NOT showing my face I get more pvts & exclusives than me just sitting down not doing shit but smiling (even though my face is nice as well).

    I guess I just lure guys in to buy a pvt by my body. *shrugs*
    I think its easier so if a guy says something ridiculously stupid I can make a weird face without him knowing hehe
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    thats not the worst lol
    I totaly hate when u showed ass for enough time and right when u sit down or dont show anymore... they wanna see ASS!!

    That's why when I stand up and guys start saying 'sit down and let me c face bb' or 'ass bb' I'm like

    "I'VE BEEN HAVING TO SIT DOWN AND STAND UP FOR THE PAST HOUR(WHEN IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 MINS LOL) BECAUSE YOU GUYS CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND SO NOW I'M JUST GOING TO STAY STANDING! '

    They shut up after that lol.
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glasses View Post
    nuuuuuu "ruN bobs! Run tits bb pls. "


    First time I was like wtf. But another guy helped me out and told me it was rub..
    Run tits? hah wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glasses View Post
    nuuuuuu "ruN bobs! Run tits bb pls. "


    First time I was like wtf. But another guy helped me out and told me it was rub..
    So now they translate for each other? lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Carmen~ View Post
    So now they translate for each other? lmao
    Aye the translator felt sorry for someone I guess. Either for the run tits guy or for me.
    I'm all flirty, chatty then I read "run tits babe" I freeze, stare, then make a face and slooowly: RUN.MY.TITS? What the fuuuuuuuuuck you mean duuuuuuuude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Carmen~ View Post
    Yeah but you all's spelling is too correct. It's "bobs" not "boobs"
    No... it's not "boobs" or "bobs" bb, it's "breast"

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    cum bb
    all time fave.

    cum bb .... cum bb ...cum bb.....
    SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol

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    "open tits bb"

    me: um, how do I open my tits? lol
    I like naked chicks.

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    I refuse to feel guilt about my sexuality. I REFUSE to feel bad about my job.

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    ^^^^LMAO!!!
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by naughtycammer View Post
    "open tits bb"

    me: um, how do I open my tits? lol
    Twist your nipples till they fall off lol!

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