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    I had a guy who asked if I had fishing waders. Seriously. This: http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/c...ApqmPHrp8YI6Z6

    Actually I do have, because I fish with my father, but I did not know the english name. So I googled it, saw the picture and started laughing hysterically. I think it was taken as a "No, I don't have".

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    I had a guy ask if I owned a "horse dildo". Not too sure about that one. This was 5 minutes before asking if I owned an adult diaper. Even if I did I most certainly wouldn't be the one wearing it...

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    Oh jeeesu...I've been asked for the most retarded things ever in the past 2 years...
    yellow rubber kitchen gloves, a withes hat, flip flops, sneakers, a pie to pie myself in the face when I "cum", adult diapers, beer bottles, cucumbers/other insertable food objects, overalls, masks, a plastic bag to put over my head/face while I masturbate, hot sauce....I could go on & on lol
    Mind you....I only said yes to the shoes, the hat & rubber gloves

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    Quote Originally Posted by TinaLayne View Post
    a pie to pie myself in the face when I "cum"...
    I pictured that and LOL'd so hard.







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    Quote Originally Posted by TinaLayne View Post
    Oh jeeesu...I've been asked for the most retarded things ever in the past 2 years...
    yellow rubber kitchen gloves, a withes hat, flip flops, sneakers, a pie to pie myself in the face when I "cum", adult diapers, beer bottles, cucumbers/other insertable food objects, overalls, masks, a plastic bag to put over my head/face while I masturbate, hot sauce....I could go on & on lol
    Mind you....I only said yes to the shoes, the hat & rubber gloves
    I also got a glove guy! His name is gloveguy (if you know this SN you know where hes from) .. he wanted me to wear surgical gloves, and jerk off a dong Anyhow, I took an unexpected trip to the hospital, and got me some gloves... the next week he came in, spent $6 (my cut) and left. That was the last time I ever took a request without knowing the guy had real money to spend.

    But I've gotten all types of strange requests.. I was asked if I had a wheelchair before (I do.. but it's a little too strange, even for my taste ), I've been asked to try to smoke a cig with my vag, masturbate with foreign objects (beer bottles to be exact), and have even been asked for goggles

    Eh, they like what they like
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    I've been asked to try to smoke a cig with my vag
    I used to work at this tiny tiny strip club up north. One night we got snowed in and so we were just hanging in the dressing room and one of the girls decided to see if she could do this. It worked and I swear I almost pissed myself laughing... now I'm seeing it as a possible addition to "smoking fetish shows." Camming does weird shit to your thought processes. LOL
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    i got asked for chicken...
    the guy was like do u have any chicken?
    and i made a confused look and said huh, chicken?
    then he said yeah like a whole chicken...
    i looked confused again
    and he goes oh i must sound crazy
    in my head i was thinking uhh yeah you do lol
    but then he goes i don't mean a live chicken!! just a frozen one
    i was thinking ok..u still sound crazy
    and then he said oh a turkey will work too, do you have one?
    someone else took me pvt right then i was kinda hoping he came back after because i really wanted to know what the hell he wanted me to do with this "chicken" but he never did

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    You don't want to know about the chicken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    You don't want to know about the chicken...
    I'm curious to know what the chicken is for. I am sure it is some sick ass shit, but I just want to know. Please tell

    Before I eat my breakfast lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BustyAmeera View Post
    I'm curious to know what the chicken is for. I am sure it is some sick ass shit, but I just want to know. Please tell

    Before I eat my breakfast lol
    I only know a few things.. I have two ex friends that were food fetishist and one with a twist of beast necro..

    One. Is you fucking the bird with a toy.
    two. Is it fucking you with a toy.
    three. is you tearing it apart with you bare hands and biting it.
    four. Is rubbing it against your lady part till you cum..
    five.. Full stuffing.. please don't make me explain this one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    I only know a few things.. I have two ex friends that were food fetishist and one with a twist of beast necro..

    One. Is you fucking the bird with a toy.
    two. Is it fucking you with a toy.
    three. is you tearing it apart with you bare hands and biting it.
    four. Is rubbing it against your lady part till you cum..
    five.. Full stuffing.. please don't make me explain this one..

    HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS NASSSTTTTTYYYYYYYY HEHE

    EEWWWWW

    Thx now I know what to watch out for if someone asks for a chicken or turkey. I thought I heard it all, but nope!

    What the hell is wrong with people? My life is totally changed now. I will always wonder what fetish someone is into, when I see them. If I am at the store and a man is looking at the prices of chicken, and has a weird look, I will wonder, does he want to fuck that chicken? I don't need to know what full stuffing is lol. Thank you very much. I have read enough this morning lol.

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    Ha! Chicken fetish. Somewhere out there, there's a forum dedicated to members of the frozen chicken and/or turkey fetish community.

    By comparison, my requests have been pretty tame: bubble wrap, men's boxer briefs, corn syrup, stuffed animals, eggs (raw), and multiple requests for pies. Lots of very specific food-in-pussy requests, like I'm a walking juicer. I can't count the number of times I've been asked to stuff random foods up my cooch, squish them up, then push them out. Those guys should buy stock in Monistat.

    The egg one was sort of a chicken thing. Guy asks if I have any eggs, I say, "Where are you going with this?" He tells me that he wants me to stuff as many as I can into my pussy, squat, then push them out one by one like I'm a chicken laying eggs. And then, of course, push them back in so I can crush them with my powerful twat and push out the broken shells and goo.

    Ah, Adultwork.

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    What I find disturbing is not that they ask crazy shit on webcam...
    But when they attach a face to their weird fantasy...

    U know that handsome guy you saw once at " insert whatever place here".....
    he has the frozen chicken fetish.!!!
    These people are real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BustyAmeera View Post
    What has the world come to?
    Seems to me it's come to about everything!

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    AHAHAH I love this weird thread!
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    I've been asked if i have any ants
    o.o
    the only weird item question i had

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    Chicken and eggs in the vag. Mmm, salmonella of the pussy.

    I honestly believe most of the strange requests camgirls get have NOTHING to do with sexual gratification. More like, "Let's see what this desperate bitch will do for a dollar" type shenanigans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinnerette View Post
    Chicken and eggs in the vag. Mmm, salmonella of the pussy.

    I honestly believe most of the strange requests camgirls get have NOTHING to do with sexual gratification. More like, "Let's see what this desperate bitch will do for a dollar" type shenanigans.
    That reminds me, on Easter I saw a girl on MFC putting eggs in her pussy and pushing them out! LOL! They were real eggs too, hope they were hard boiled but I'm not sure! haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    I only know a few things.. I have two ex friends that were food fetishist and one with a twist of beast necro..

    One. Is you fucking the bird with a toy.
    two. Is it fucking you with a toy.
    three. is you tearing it apart with you bare hands and biting it.
    four. Is rubbing it against your lady part till you cum..
    five.. Full stuffing.. please don't make me explain this one..
    hahaha how does that work? lmao

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    Bwaaaahahahaha I love this thread
    Can't believe we forgot about the cheese guy on SM!
    I seriously could not stop laughing when I read about the chicken laying eggs guy.
    The fella that asked me to pie myself in the face actually did a c2c show with me anyway (even though I didn't have said pie) but he had one and totally pied himself. It took every bit of effort I had not to crack up or give him a face

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    this thread is the best one yet! i always say that when a good one comes along but this is so full of win! i'm trying to think of more, i know i have them. i did get yellow latex gloves guy. he wanted me to blow bubbles, like soap bubbles, at the same time.

    i, too, think a lot of this is moreso "lets see what this desperate bitch will do for a dollar". i do light fetish stuff but things that i feel would make me look really bad if they were to pirate them and put them out on tube sites, i just won't fuck with.

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    oh oh oh! i was asked if i had boxing gloves! a guy had the muscle fetish and wanted me to be super strong woman knocking him into submission. also, one of those small mercury filled thermometers, to take my temperature up my asshole.

    all of this is so funny... should the "info for new camgirls thread" be updated? lol... in addition to the obvious, a truly prepared cam girl should have at the ready the follow items:

    several slices of cheese
    adult diapers
    pies
    boxing gloves
    latex or dishwashing gloves (preferably both)
    eggs (a few hardboiled and a few raw)
    horse dildo
    mercury thermometer
    fishing waders
    beer bottles
    overalls
    masks
    bubblewrap

    annnnd...

    a WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN

    I think that might slow down the influx of new camgirls flooding all the sites haha! jk

    And could you imagine keeping all of those items in view of your cam at the same time? What hoarders we'd look like!

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    wow...I am loling so hard at the whole chicken/egg thing. I have been asked for an adult diaper...been asked to stick various objects in my pussy ( a hairbrush, a perfume bottle, a hairspray can, this was all one guy), the cheese slices, and one guy...I think it may have been gloveguy, kept asking for an authentic dentist nurses get up, with gloves face mask...the whole outfit, even the shoes. Then he got mad at me when i told him I wasn't going to buy all that stuff for one guy. hehe

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    Someone should add a line to the Starting Place for Camgirls stickie that says: "You will be asked to put weird shit in your vagina."

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    diapers ... swim cap ... that's about it for now :p
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