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    Mind Blowing Weird Jobs Customers do for a Living

    okay, so i have this on and off regular who always spends $300 on me when i only dance for him for $200... he's very loaded but he wont spend them all on me.

    he's the most respectful, kindest customer that i've had. hardly anything turns him on. there are times when has a boner and there are times when he doesnt. i dont feel desired when i dance for him like hes not into me but he still spends .

    anyway, what he likes most is the lovers gaze. he loves my eyes and would stare at them throughout the dances. as i got to know him, i would ask what he does for a living but he wont tell me. he's very attractive around 37-40. he has toned arms.

    finally, after knowing him for months and months, i finally found out. apparently he's killed dozens of people from the military and from his current job in a russian loan shark.

    he doesnt look like hes lying and he doesnt even glamourize or talk a lot about his job. i was the one doing the asking. anyway, looking at the customer, he seems a very good boy although i find him more attractive and sexy now. it's a mixed of bad boy yet good to women. i looove it

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    I once met a professional dog chaperone who apparently drives rich people's dogs around for them while they are on vacation. Like the family flies to wherever and the guy drives the pets to the summer vacation place or whatever. Hah.

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    Lol, one of my regulars is a Tuna wrangler. oO It is actually a very interesting job once you start learning about it.

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    Sounds like your man is somewhat desensitized, M_W.

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    Bee Keeper... I didn't ask for details.

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    Skip tracers, aka bounty hunters. I actually ended going out to breakfast with them, and they seemed like normal guys until after, they had to bring food and drink to a guy tied up in the back of their van.


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    A food scientist, but not human food though. Dude was in a lab making the perfect food for zoo animals and yes he gets free samples. His mouth always stunk, but a heavy tipper. Another guy did security for a famous chef that's on TV. The last guy trained hippos. He showed me his beloved "family" it consisted of five hippos in the water with him. I was kind of speechless!

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    A guy who was trying to invent better plastic cutlery. He also qualifies for "most boring customer" after he spent our entire time in VIP talking about how he intended to make it big with the first plastic knife ever to be strong enough to cut through steak. Coz you know.... times when you need picnic cutlery usually coincide with a good steak


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    In-home chef. Comes to your house to cook for you. He said he'd do it for me for free if I did some private dances for him. Kind of bartering. Never took him up on it.

    Bounty hunter. Professional hunting guide. One guy who sold machines to hospitals. Rich kid who basically lived off his inheritance and smoked pot for a living.

    Those are the ones who stand out, compared to all the army boys I get.
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    a lot of my biggest spenders have been straight male dancers

    I've also met bounty hunters and one guy who supposedly robbed armored trucks. I didn't believe him though because he offered that information very quickly and easily.

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    Former armed robber. I called bullshit until he showed me his prison ID card thing. Was a little freaked out, but he spent enough, had served his time and I'm there to dance not to judge.

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