The other night at work this young foreign guy who I didnt recognise came up to me and said "Hey you live in flat 14, I live next door in 13" I was a bit taken aback and sort of politely said hi and did a bit of small talk, I couldnt get out of it because I have a very distinctive sleeve tattoo and would have looked an idiot if I denied being his neighbour and then bumped into him in the lift.
Anyway as I quickly tried to wrap up the awkward conversation he says, "so what are you doing tomorrow?" I tell him I'm working. He says "ok Il pop round next week," WTF??!! I say" no you cant my GIRLFRIEND and I sleep all day and work every night." He doesnt take the hint and says "ok I'l make sure I knock after 3pm" and walks off. I just stood there stunned and weirded out. So far he hasn't tried to make contact and I seriously hope he doesn't because it'll be my girlfriend who will answer the door and I know she won't be all polite and awkward like me, she'll be downright rude!
Guys are so odd, just because I'm a stripper and I live next door doesnt mean I want to hang out and be friends!



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