How do you say common strip club phrases in French? I have connected with some good French Canadian customers but I don't know a lick of French beyond "bonjour", "je m'appelle" and "c'a va". I want to impress!





How do you say common strip club phrases in French? I have connected with some good French Canadian customers but I don't know a lick of French beyond "bonjour", "je m'appelle" and "c'a va". I want to impress!
“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE




kitinboots would be the one to ask![]()




"voulez vous dances avec moi?"(do you want to dance with me FORMAL). Just think of Lady Marmalade and change the word to dance. Super easy. If you want, you can add in "c'est soir" (tonight) just like the song, as well. You can even sing it. Guys giggle when I say that.




Go to Google Translate and type in a phrase in English. It will give you the annunciation as well.
I know a lot of girls that hustle guys in Spanish.
Also when they ask "Parlez-vous français?" you say "No." or "Non."
Don't make them think that you can hold a conversation with them.
But most guys will be impressed if you made the effort to learn to ask for dances.
Est-ce-que tu voudrais une dance avec mes beaux, beaux saines?
(Would you like a dance with my pretty pretty boobies?)
I definitely agree that you dont need to know a whole bunch of phrases, but they help. I'm an anglophone and i work in a mostly francophone club, though my french has improved A LOT since I started working there, at the beginning I got by with minimal. French guys just like it when you try, I used this one when I was new at this club:
"Tu parles francais?" (You speak french?)
"Oui, juste un petit-peu, mais je sais ma meilleur" (Yes, but only a very little bit, but I try my best!"
These also might help you out:
"Qu'est-ce-que tu fait dans la vie?" (Literally, what do you do in life, but really refers to what do you do for a living?"
"Est-ce-que tu passer un bonne soiree?" (Are you having a good night?)
"Qu'est-ce-que tu preferer a fait pour les amusantes? (What do you like to do for fun?)
I hope these help, I got through my newbie days with just a few phrases. Yeah, I started at a club that I couldnt communicate with half the customers and learned french in a strip club lol!
I know I already posted this *elsewhere* (sorry Optimist!) but I figure there's probably a few other ladies here on SW that might find this useful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3pcfM_GQ4 It's just me saying a few key phrases that come in handy when interacting with French customers, good for getting the pronunciation right.

saines= seins
je sais ma meilleur= i know my best
je fait de mon mieux= i try my best
Qu'est-ce-que tu preferer a fait pour les amusantes?:
what do you like to prefer for amusing
Qu'est-ce-que tu aime faire pour t'amuser: what do you like to do for fun
Im fully bilingual so if you need help let me know
Hope this helps





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