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    How do you say common strip club phrases in French? I have connected with some good French Canadian customers but I don't know a lick of French beyond "bonjour", "je m'appelle" and "c'a va". I want to impress!
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    kitinboots would be the one to ask

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    "voulez vous dances avec moi?"(do you want to dance with me FORMAL). Just think of Lady Marmalade and change the word to dance. Super easy. If you want, you can add in "c'est soir" (tonight) just like the song, as well. You can even sing it. Guys giggle when I say that.
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    Default Re: Fast French Tongue

    Go to Google Translate and type in a phrase in English. It will give you the annunciation as well.

    I know a lot of girls that hustle guys in Spanish.

    Also when they ask "Parlez-vous français?" you say "No." or "Non."

    Don't make them think that you can hold a conversation with them.

    But most guys will be impressed if you made the effort to learn to ask for dances.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Go to Google Translate and type in a phrase in English. It will give you the annunciation as well.

    I know a lot of girls that hustle guys in Spanish.

    Also when they ask "Parlez-vous français?" you say "No." or "Non."

    Don't make them think that you can hold a conversation with them.

    But most guys will be impressed if you made the effort to learn to ask for dances.
    NIIIIICE! Good looking out!!!! I was wondering how I would perfect my accent and that tool is on point!
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    Est-ce-que tu voudrais une dance avec mes beaux, beaux saines?
    (Would you like a dance with my pretty pretty boobies?)

    I definitely agree that you dont need to know a whole bunch of phrases, but they help. I'm an anglophone and i work in a mostly francophone club, though my french has improved A LOT since I started working there, at the beginning I got by with minimal. French guys just like it when you try, I used this one when I was new at this club:

    "Tu parles francais?" (You speak french?)
    "Oui, juste un petit-peu, mais je sais ma meilleur" (Yes, but only a very little bit, but I try my best!"

    These also might help you out:

    "Qu'est-ce-que tu fait dans la vie?" (Literally, what do you do in life, but really refers to what do you do for a living?"

    "Est-ce-que tu passer un bonne soiree?" (Are you having a good night?)

    "Qu'est-ce-que tu preferer a fait pour les amusantes? (What do you like to do for fun?)

    I hope these help, I got through my newbie days with just a few phrases. Yeah, I started at a club that I couldnt communicate with half the customers and learned french in a strip club lol!

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    I know I already posted this *elsewhere* (sorry Optimist!) but I figure there's probably a few other ladies here on SW that might find this useful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3pcfM_GQ4 It's just me saying a few key phrases that come in handy when interacting with French customers, good for getting the pronunciation right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odette View Post
    Est-ce-que tu voudrais une dance avec mes beaux, beaux saines?
    (Would you like a dance with my pretty pretty boobies?)

    I definitely agree that you dont need to know a whole bunch of phrases, but they help. I'm an anglophone and i work in a mostly francophone club, though my french has improved A LOT since I started working there, at the beginning I got by with minimal. French guys just like it when you try, I used this one when I was new at this club:

    "Tu parles francais?" (You speak french?)
    "Oui, juste un petit-peu, mais je sais ma meilleur" (Yes, but only a very little bit, but I try my best!"

    These also might help you out:

    "Qu'est-ce-que tu fait dans la vie?" (Literally, what do you do in life, but really refers to what do you do for a living?"

    "Est-ce-que tu passer un bonne soiree?" (Are you having a good night?)

    "Qu'est-ce-que tu preferer a fait pour les amusantes? (What do you like to do for fun?)

    I hope these help, I got through my newbie days with just a few phrases. Yeah, I started at a club that I couldnt communicate with half the customers and learned french in a strip club lol!

    saines= seins
    je sais ma meilleur= i know my best
    je fait de mon mieux= i try my best

    Qu'est-ce-que tu preferer a fait pour les amusantes?:
    what do you like to prefer for amusing

    Qu'est-ce-que tu aime faire pour t'amuser: what do you like to do for fun


    Im fully bilingual so if you need help let me know
    Hope this helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by shanna dior View Post
    I know I already posted this *elsewhere* (sorry Optimist!) but I figure there's probably a few other ladies here on SW that might find this useful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3pcfM_GQ4 It's just me saying a few key phrases that come in handy when interacting with French customers, good for getting the pronunciation right.
    OMG THANK YOU! I could not have gotten the pronunciation. I studied Spanish and Italian but the pronunciation in those languages are different. That sounded so sexy and fun! Tres jolie! (I think)
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    Glad you find it helpful! If you want to know anything else, just let me know.

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