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    http://all-that-is-interesting.com/p...ie-proof-house

    Good to see that potential zombie invasion is now becoming an architectural priority.

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    hahaha. Love it!
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    This is fabulous. I'm embarrassed to say I am terrified of a zombie invasion... Saw too many scary films too young! I even picked my rented apartment on the basis of how safe it would be from attack... When I make my millions I'm going to get that house!

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    Default Re: Zombie Proof House

    Must. Have. This. House!

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    nicee, but what happens when the person living there runs out of food??? will all the zombie be waiting outside the one entrance when the person is going to get some groceries???
    Here is an interesting research http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html
    Last edited by tropicalust; 08-22-2011 at 05:34 PM.
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    I would just go by ArmySgt's disaster grocery list and be chilling in my zombie proof abode wearing fine linens and playing a piano whilst eating all the canned peaches I'd ever need. And I'd have extra can openers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalust View Post
    nicee, but what happens when the person living there runs out of food??? will all the zombie be waiting outside the one entrance when the person is going to get some groceries???
    Here is an interesting research http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html
    thank you. awesome article!

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    I should buy that house since it's psycho ex gf proof. lol
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    wouldn't the zombies just enter through the drains?

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    Actually this articles shows why a zombie attack will fail immediately
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...r4=recommended
    I dont know why I was kind of sad after reading it I guess for some sick reason I was waiting for a zombie invasion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelKing View Post
    I would just go by ArmySgt's disaster grocery list and be chilling in my zombie proof abode wearing fine linens and playing a piano whilst eating all the canned peaches I'd ever need. And I'd have extra can openers too.
    LOL

    Actually with all the rice I have put away recently........ Your nickname of "Chino" is being challenged.

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    ^Mmmm. What kinds of rice?



    Man. I'd be in HEAVEN in a zombie disaster with a stockpile of jasmine rice. Ohhhh yeah.
    I could eat that all day every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^Mmmm. What kinds of rice?
    200lbs of Blue Ribbon enriched long grain.

    I don't recall ever eating Jasmine. The next time I am in Costco I will get a bag.

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    great...I was just getting over my fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    LOL

    Actually with all the rice I have put away recently........ Your nickname of "Chino" is being challenged.
    I would gladly share it with the servants whilst being fanned with palm leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropicalust View Post
    Actually this articles shows why a zombie attack will fail immediately
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...r4=recommended
    I dont know why I was kind of sad after reading it I guess for some sick reason I was waiting for a zombie invasion!
    I'm sure ArmySGT will be thrilled with reason #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelKing View Post
    I would just go by ArmySgt's disaster grocery list and be chilling in my zombie proof abode wearing fine linens and playing a piano whilst eating all the canned peaches I'd ever need. And I'd have extra can openers too.


    The house is cool looking, actually. Now if they'd just make one shaped like a pyramid...
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    #1.
    Weapons and the People Who Use Them

    As we touched on briefly above, if Homo sapiens are good at one thing, it's killing other things. We're so good at it that we've made entire other species cease to exist without even trying. Add to the mix the sheer number of armed rednecks and hunters out there, and the zombies don't even stand a chance. There were over 14 million people hunting with a license in the U.S. in 2004. At a minimum, that's like an armed force the size of the great Los Angeles area.

    Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you're allowed to kill, because if you just declared free reign for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. Even the trees would be mounted proudly above the late-arriving hunter's mantles. It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to "all the rotting dead people trying to eat us," there will be no shortage of volunteers.

    Plus, if we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That's like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich. Actually, it's worse than that: Most top predators are only armed with teeth and claws, meaning they have to put themselves in harm's way to score a kill. Humans have rifles.


    Harm's way is about 4875 feet from the end of this.

    The zombies have no choice but to walk into bullets. And all this isn't even counting all the other household hand guns in the world, nor the fact that zombies also have to contend with IEDs, Molotov cocktails, baseball bats, crowbars and cars that the general public will no doubt be using to cull their numbers.

    And that's just from the civilian population; counting the military and police, we have another three million or so armed people, and instead of just handguns shotguns and hunting rifles, they have machine guns, combat shotguns, sniper rifles, assault rifles, sub-machine guns, grenade launchers and the occasional taser, not to mention the training to use them effectively. But why would they even bother? When they could just roll over swaths of zombies in tanks, blast them with cluster bombs and MOABs and mow them down with miniguns from the god damn Air Force that every zombie flick seems to forget about.

    Really, even if zombies existed right now, the whole concept of a zombie apocalypse is just laughable. Now robots, on the other hand...

    Read more: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com

    Yup, free fire zones and no bag limit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post


    The house is cool looking, actually. Now if they'd just make one shaped like a pyramid...
    Why could I totally imagine you as my next door neighbor in a zombie apocalypse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    i'm sure armysgt will be thrilled with reason #1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    That is possibly one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen?

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    ^^^Yeah I agree. What movie is it from ArmySGT? I want to see it!

    And yeah we'd make great neighbors, the zombies wouldn't stand a chance. Ever see Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead? Remember the punching bag the one guy had? We could have serious zombie-equipped gym.

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    If you can't afford the house, you can always get a vehicle like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoAP...ayer_embedded#!

    This should keep you safe from zombies, and if you run out of food, you can go to the McDonald's drive-thru

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    Hmmm I wonder what collector owns an XM706 aka the Cadillac Gage V-100?

    Kudos that it is restored with 89th MP Brigade markings.

    The Military Police units in Viet Nam used these in Base Defense. Discontinued when we left.

    How fun would that be to own one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    If you can't afford the house, you can always get a vehicle like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoAP...ayer_embedded#!

    This should keep you safe from zombies, and if you run out of food, you can go to the McDonald's drive-thru
    Those watermelons didn't stand a chance.

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