http://all-that-is-interesting.com/p...ie-proof-house
Good to see that potential zombie invasion is now becoming an architectural priority.
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/p...ie-proof-house
Good to see that potential zombie invasion is now becoming an architectural priority.





hahaha. Love it!
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
This is fabulous. I'm embarrassed to say I am terrified of a zombie invasion... Saw too many scary films too young! I even picked my rented apartment on the basis of how safe it would be from attack... When I make my millions I'm going to get that house!





Must. Have. This. House!
nicee, but what happens when the person living there runs out of food??? will all the zombie be waiting outside the one entrance when the person is going to get some groceries???
Here is an interesting research http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html
I would just go by ArmySgt's disaster grocery list and be chilling in my zombie proof abode wearing fine linens and playing a piano whilst eating all the canned peaches I'd ever need. And I'd have extra can openers too.




I should buy that house since it's psycho ex gf proof. lol
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO
wouldn't the zombies just enter through the drains?
Actually this articles shows why a zombie attack will fail immediately
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...r4=recommended
I dont know why I was kind of sad after reading itI guess for some sick reason I was waiting for a zombie invasion!










great...I was just getting over my fear.










You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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#1.
Weapons and the People Who Use Them
As we touched on briefly above, if Homo sapiens are good at one thing, it's killing other things. We're so good at it that we've made entire other species cease to exist without even trying. Add to the mix the sheer number of armed rednecks and hunters out there, and the zombies don't even stand a chance. There were over 14 million people hunting with a license in the U.S. in 2004. At a minimum, that's like an armed force the size of the great Los Angeles area.
Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you're allowed to kill, because if you just declared free reign for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. Even the trees would be mounted proudly above the late-arriving hunter's mantles. It's safe to assume that when the game changes from "three deer" to "all the rotting dead people trying to eat us," there will be no shortage of volunteers.
Plus, if we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That's like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich. Actually, it's worse than that: Most top predators are only armed with teeth and claws, meaning they have to put themselves in harm's way to score a kill. Humans have rifles.
Harm's way is about 4875 feet from the end of this.
The zombies have no choice but to walk into bullets. And all this isn't even counting all the other household hand guns in the world, nor the fact that zombies also have to contend with IEDs, Molotov cocktails, baseball bats, crowbars and cars that the general public will no doubt be using to cull their numbers.
And that's just from the civilian population; counting the military and police, we have another three million or so armed people, and instead of just handguns shotguns and hunting rifles, they have machine guns, combat shotguns, sniper rifles, assault rifles, sub-machine guns, grenade launchers and the occasional taser, not to mention the training to use them effectively. But why would they even bother? When they could just roll over swaths of zombies in tanks, blast them with cluster bombs and MOABs and mow them down with miniguns from the god damn Air Force that every zombie flick seems to forget about.
Really, even if zombies existed right now, the whole concept of a zombie apocalypse is just laughable. Now robots, on the other hand...
Read more: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com
Yup, free fire zones and no bag limit!










^^^Yeah I agree. What movie is it from ArmySGT? I want to see it!
And yeah we'd make great neighbors, the zombies wouldn't stand a chance. Ever see Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead? Remember the punching bag the one guy had? We could have serious zombie-equipped gym.
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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If you can't afford the house, you can always get a vehicle like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoAP...ayer_embedded#!
This should keep you safe from zombies, and if you run out of food, you can go to the McDonald's drive-thru





Hmmm I wonder what collector owns an XM706 aka the Cadillac Gage V-100?
Kudos that it is restored with 89th MP Brigade markings.
The Military Police units in Viet Nam used these in Base Defense. Discontinued when we left.
How fun would that be to own one?
Last edited by ArmySGT.; 08-27-2011 at 08:04 PM.
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