




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





the only part of this that i disagree with is the part that says "breaking news..."
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





The only good thing about these cities are the music. Otherwise they are pathetic. No offense to any Detroit or Cleveland people.



What about Gary Indiana? Don't know if it's got any of the doggy poop bacteria floating around, but it definitely smells like shit.





Not just Gary, but most of NW Indiana.



Hey now, I am in Michigan and not sure how fair this is. Not only are we downwind from Chicago; we are both downwind from Denver. ;-)





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