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    Default Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    the only part of this that i disagree with is the part that says "breaking news..."
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    The only good thing about these cities are the music. Otherwise they are pathetic. No offense to any Detroit or Cleveland people.

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    What about Gary Indiana? Don't know if it's got any of the doggy poop bacteria floating around, but it definitely smells like shit.

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    Not just Gary, but most of NW Indiana.

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    Hey now, I am in Michigan and not sure how fair this is. Not only are we downwind from Chicago; we are both downwind from Denver. ;-)

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Not just Gary, but most of NW Indiana.
    I think Gary has it's own strain of bacteria, and that it's spreading to the rest of NW Indiana.

    Remembering those hot summer days, being stuck on I94, in a car with no AC.

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    Default Re: Breaking News: Science confirms that Cleveland and Detroit smell like dog poop

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider View Post
    Hey now, I am in Michigan and not sure how fair this is. Not only are we downwind from Chicago; we are both downwind from Denver. ;-)
    Every time I pee outside I smile. Depending on which side of Colorado I am on, both Texas and California are down stream.

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