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    We've all done it, but let's see who actually admits to it?! lol What's your favorite way to pass gas on stage? Is it during a pole trick or a good seductive stretch?

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    just walking from one pole to another i fart a little bit, if i have to, especially if the music is really loud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post
    just walking from one pole to another i fart a little bit, if i have to, especially if the music is really loud
    AAHAHHAHAHA:d THATS too funny

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    On stage, mostly. I try to keep it in the bathroom though...
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    I just started dancing at a club this weekend and this occurred to me.. So glad sw has covered EVERYTHING LOL

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    I have a really immature fascination with farts at work, lol. So do some of my coworkers, so it is only encouraged. I'll walk past an asshole to let one rip, he'll probably just think it's the bathroom anyways. At one club there were these jerks that came in all the time and just expected all the girls to talk to them for free because they were so great and they talked shit about everyone that worked there so far as mimicking dancers on stage, and never spent a cent over the bare minimum required to be there. I would always walk past them if I had to toot! One memorable occasion, I flipped upside down on the pole n one came outa no where, oops. If I'm dancing for someone I just try to stick my butt out and time it when somebody walks past if we're gonna be there for a while. But I wouldn't risk it if we were in champagne.

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    I haven't passed gas out of my ass (YET), but I pussy fart all the time LOL! it usually happens during sexy stretches/floor work :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ecdysiast View Post
    but I pussy fart all the time LOL!
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    I rip ass on stage if I have to, and grin after.

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    Us girls have a running gag with the DJ where we'll find him and back that thing up on him to fart lol! haha custies are always wondering why he takes off running from girls dancing on him, their like whats he complaining about a sexy girl on him for? Then in the private dance room we have a wall of mirrors facing the couches, and to fart we walk over to the mirror and dance sexy/ let it rip. Well one night a friend needed to pass some nasty gas and stuck her butt against the mirror and FOGGED THE GLASS!! We didn't let her live that one down for a long time.
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    I only remember queefing onstage.
    Ive farted dancing for plenty of customers though.

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    If I'm gassy and a customer at stage is really pissing me off ("Work for this dollar! Shake that ass, bitch!") I'll go out of my way to fart in his fucking face. We're pretty interactive so I'll just shake my ass in front of him in one of the million ways I have to do it and let loose. The closer the better, I have no mercy for assholes. Mine are rarely that bad, though. I wish I could pull off one of my boyfriend's, he rips off some quality grade A stinkers. They even offend our cats. I've also queefed. I do lots of kegels when I'm bored and sometimes one of the exercises I do will get a little air in there.

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    I've crop dusted the booth of a DJ I was pissed off at. Repeatedly.
    I propose a toast - to my self control.... I see you crawling, helpless, on the floor.......
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    Farting strippers FTW!

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    I couldn't stop thinking about farting last night because of this thread.
    I kept having to go outside and smoke to let it out where noone was around, cause I was feeling so self conscious about it...

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    Hell, I just let it rip on stage; no one can hear over the music. On the floor, I crop dust the fuck out of customers who upset me in one way or another.

    Also, does anyone else queef after doing pole tricks? I have that problem, a LOT

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ecdysiast View Post
    I haven't passed gas out of my ass (YET), but I pussy fart all the time LOL! it usually happens during sexy stretches/floor work :-D
    Ok, that just answered my question LOL! For me, it's when I'm doing hip thrusts or throwing my legs in the air...or sometimes flipping upside down on the pole. I always wonder if my customers can hear it, but if so, they haven't said anything.

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    I've not had to do this, but I was doing floorwork for one dude last week and this horrific scent was coming from him. Ugh. I pretended I hadn't noticed...

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    lol this thread is so funny :-D, i was havin this discussion with a girl on tuesday that i hadnt seen in forever, last tues actually. anyway, i fart during pole tricks, but really cant help it lol, an yes iv farted near a load of idiots with attitude problems before an blamed it on them, haha.
    I dont queef at work tho, only after sex in certain positions lol.

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    OMG I used to let it rip ALL THE TIME....then I had a little Shart right on a customers lap (nude dancing) . He thought I was on my period b/c it was dark and I got up and ran to the DR, got dressed and went home. I did not collect my money from him or pay my tipouts or housefee..i was outta there crying. I will never fart in public again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrypepper View Post
    omg i used to let it rip all the time....then i had a little shart right on a customers lap (nude dancing) . He thought i was on my period b/c it was dark and i got up and ran to the dr, got dressed and went home. I did not collect my money from him or pay my tipouts or housefee..i was outta there crying. I will never fart in public again!

    Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    ^ rofl

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    I once worked with a girl who looked like a perfect barbie doll and she would ask guys to pay her $100 if she farted on them while she danced. They always said yes. Thanks for reminding me of that, it was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatjaMolotov View Post
    Well one night a friend needed to pass some nasty gas and stuck her butt against the mirror and FOGGED THE GLASS!! We didn't let her live that one down for a long time.
    oh my god.

    LOL.

    I am always farting on customers. I've mastered the silent fart, however it's tough to do on stage so I wait for the music to get loud

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