say you approach customers for a dance, have you ever gotten responses like 'gross', 'yuck', 'i rather you keep your clothes on', or worse? and how did you handle it?

say you approach customers for a dance, have you ever gotten responses like 'gross', 'yuck', 'i rather you keep your clothes on', or worse? and how did you handle it?





"that's been my experience anyway. sometimes i wonder, does the difference in their attitudes stem from foreign strippers being more like nice, regular people who strip because they are new to this country and thus have limited career options and those from this country being bitchy and stuck up who strip mostly because they are just skanks in general?"
You mean something like this?





This moron is not making a good impression already.





can the mods ban this troll already?
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




Yes.
I killed them.
I am typing this from Federal Prison.
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.

what's with all the hostility?




Hahahahaha!
You show up on a stripper support site, and start making awesome statements like:
** "these girls are all lying to you - they all shove their pussies in my face in the club and every dancer wants you to lick her"(paraphrasing) - from the "Question about licking clothed crotch" thread
** "sometimes i wonder, does the difference in their attitudes stem from foreign strippers being more like nice, regular people who strip because they are new to this country and thus have limited career options and those from this country being bitchy and stuck up who strip mostly because they are just skanks in general?"(also noted by Yoda) from your own ridiculous thread
Dude, you haven't even made 10 posts yet and you're coming up with gems like these, and you wonder why you're experiencing hostility from the dancers here?!?
I wish I could believe this troll was just fucking with us, but sadly I've seen too many pathetic little boys who hate women to believe he's NOT being genuine.
Ugh.
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West





This.
The OP is hiding behind his computer screen, hating on strippers, because he's been rejected by so many women. He probably goes to strip clubs while his wife is sleeping, than thinks "wow, why can't my wife look like these women." Then he hates them for it, because he knows no stripper would ever have any desire to see/fuck him outside of the club.
Poor Ray......
Who broke your heart Ray? Was it that cute blonde who said you were special and that you were different from all the other customers, because she REALLY liked you. How much money did you give her ray? For how many years did you fall for it?
Try again Ray, I bet that hot asian is going to like you for REAL!





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hahahaha I've never heard that one before.
And in answer to the op, yes it happens. I just ignore them all night, after rudely insulting them about something and crushing all their hopes for a future with any stripper. Then laugh at them when the one nasty skank we have is the only one who pays attention to them
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"



I've only had two occassions where customers insulted me verbally, and both times it was about my breasts. My boobs are nice but they aren't big.
The first time, the guy said to me "You have a great ass, but you have NO tits." I told him that I did in fact have tits, and that men had been paying me all night to see said tits. One of his friends then started chiming in about how I had really nice tits.
The second time was with a very loud and crass older man. He asked me to sit with him and when I approached him exclaimed very loudly, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TITS??" I told him that nothing was wrong with them, and they were in fact perfect.
What's funny is on both occasions the men approached me, kept wanting to talk to me, and were obviously attracted to me. I'm not being full of myself, this is the truth. I don't think the first guy got any dances from anyone that night, but he kept buying me drinks. Some of the guys in his group were buying dances from me, so I was hanging out with them on and off throughout the night. Whenever I was over there this guy was all over and wanted all my attention, and even dismissing other girls to talk to me.
With the second guy, he bought me a drink and paid me to sit with him. Shortly after I sat down a girl with large breasts came on stage and he said "Now those are some tits! Tell her to come talk to me." I made him give me a tip for her, went and gave it to her and didn't go back because obviously I thought he wasn't into me. Later in the night he stopped me and asked me where I went, and I reminded him how rude he was to me. I ended up sitting with him more then, I didn't do any dances (I've never seen this guy get dances) but I got him to pay me to flash my boobs and to hang out with him with my top off. I've seen him since then, and he always wants me to sit with him but every time I have been busy.
With the first guy I think his insults were part of some power play, him trying to build up his own confidence by putting down a beautiful woman or trying to get me to seek his approval.
With the second guy I think he was just a crotchety old man who liked to throw his weight around and show the world he doesn't give a fuck by being loud and abrasive. And the moment I asserted myself with him and called him out on his bullshit I made money.
hot flirting tips 2k13: tell him, “I’m not like other girls,” then pull down the secret zipper at the back of your neck to reveal your true reptilian form





Not anything outwardly abrasive like that, even from idiots like yourself Ray, but I have been too tall, too blonde, too thin, too alternative, too polished etc etc. Everyone has their dream girl. You leave and find the other 9 guys who say yes for the 1 who says no.
And if they're shitbags, you give them a comment back that makes their heads spin while moving the fuck on.





I've been rejected for:
Being too tall AND too short! Some guys like really petite and some like really tall. At 5'7 I am in between.
Too heavy/too skinny/too muscular. It's quite funny that one guy thinks I am too skinny and another thinks I am too fat. I am not a twig but do not have a large ass so I never got the ass men.
Too dark or two light. I have dark brown hair but some wanted black hair and of course many wanted blondes.
I've even been rejected because a guy didn't like my choice in music on stage or didn't like my outfits.
You'll never appeal to 100% of all men, the key is to find one man you are his dream and go from there.


I did have these 2 ugly ones not to long ago at Ricks just buggin me and my friend , we both wanted dances from this 1 hot girl. but they were up our ass so much finally we just told em we are gay. it worked and never has to insult noone.





^I get told several times a week "I'm Gay". That line is annoying and not at all creative, clever or funny.
From now on tell the girls "We don't want dances from you two", and let them be on their way. Don't do the "We're gay" line. It's pathetic.





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"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be




I've never been insulted in such an overt, aggressive way. No one has ever told me to keep my clothes on because I was gross, although I have been paid to keep my clothes on, cuddle, and talk with custs in VIP.
The only one quasi physical insult I got was from a guy who asked me if I had kids. I told him I didn't and he grabbed my lower belly and told me I was lying. Thing is, I didn't have any belly fat, but like 90% of women, a very soft slight curve right under my belly button and above my pubic bone. I can't find a perfect picture, but think of something like this...a tiny bit of pudge that would be visible if I had eaten normally and had a few drinks that day, but not there all the time:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...uljX66em2j-NT1
Funny thing, he was tipping me twenties on stage, and got dance AND got his chubby girlfriend with real belly pudge dances from me. So, I think he was just drunk and seriously lacking in social skills.
I've been told no because the guy wanted someone taller, different race, fake boobs, different hair color, etc. But I've never been told that in an insulting way. Everyone has their preference and I would never be offended over that, they are the customer, its their money.
Oh, and I've been told the "I'm gay" thing before. Its really fucking stupid and old, ALL strippers know that one. But hey, anyone who said "I"m gay" was guaranteed to get ignored by me and anyone I saw approaching, so you win?
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