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    Default weird moments when you first have sex.

    list em.

    So I've been seeing this new chick never hooked up until last night. Everything went well. Until half way into it. She says flip over so I can give a massage. Sooo I'm thinking NICE! My back needs a little attention. She gets all the oils out ect. Starts the massage and the next thing I know she's licking my ass hole! Now i'm not complaining but a little awkward for the first fuck no!?
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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    Whoa...that was a quick transition!! Almost like a sneak attack! I don't think I would have cared for that rocky segue.
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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    hope you wipe your ass with water for her sake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genji View Post
    hope you wipe your ass with water for her sake
    took a shower before going over there
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    i am so repulsed by panties with skidmarks in them...

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by silk55 View Post
    list em.

    So I've been seeing this new chick never hooked up until last night. Everything went well. Until half way into it. She says flip over so I can give a massage. Sooo I'm thinking NICE! My back needs a little attention. She gets all the oils out ect. Starts the massage and the next thing I know she's licking my ass hole! Now i'm not complaining but a little awkward for the first fuck no!?

    Sounds like you got a freak nice

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    first time+limp dick= trying to stuff marshmallow in a piggy bank...ugh..

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    I stopped dating this guy recently b/c that's what he wanted. I should hook both of them up!
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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    Haha!

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    That's an awkward but very promising first encounter.

    I had a friend with whom I had felt sexual chemisrty/tension for years, but we never really acted on it because one of us was always in a relationship....
    And then came the time when we were both single.

    We had some long-awaited, highly anticipated sex, and it was so dissapointing. After all that build up, we just weren't a good fit (pun intended, lol).

    It was some of the most awkward, "meh" sex I've ever had.
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    First time my ex husband and I had sex was in my dorm room in Japan. We had been 'dating' for a while but weren't official bf/gf or whatever. So he asked me if he could call me his girlfriend yet, I said yep. So we were laying in my bed already and he asks, 'so when can we have sex?'
    I said, 'well since we're like official and shit right now would be a good time.'
    He asks, 'are you serious?' lol
    Apparently he wasn't expecting it right then and there, but he took it and we went at it. I ripped my shirt and bra off and he kinda froze... so I undress him, and he is just so nervous he couldn't even get it up. So I told him I was gonna go watch TV in the next room and for him to let me know when he was ready. So like 5 awkward minutes later he called me back to bed.......... and it lasted a whole 55 seconds or so....... bleh.

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by silk55 View Post
    next thing I know she's licking my ass hole! Now i'm not complaining but a little awkward for the first fuck no!?
    Salad tossing on the first fuck? Freaky deaky!
    If she's doing that the first time, you better buckle-up for what's coming in the future.
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    So silk, how was the kiss goodbye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Ernie View Post
    So silk, how was the kiss goodbye?
    I'm stay on SW all damn day! I need to LAUGH! lolololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Ernie View Post
    So silk, how was the kiss goodbye?
    that's why god made foreheads lol
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    Oh jeez, get over it. She REALLY liked you and that shows she's all about YOUR pleasure. Ask her to do that while jerking you off, should ease you into it.
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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    Yes, I would agree that the was too intimate for the first time. I also really dislike when a guy tells me they are going to give me a massage, and then 5 seconds later they are going for something sexual.

    Maybe you just have a super enticing asshole and she couldn't keep her tongue away? Question, Was she like kissing your back and butt cheeks and just kinda kissing you there or was the salad tossing full-on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    Yes, I would agree that the was too intimate for the first time. I also really dislike when a guy tells me they are going to give me a massage, and then 5 seconds later they are going for something sexual.

    Maybe you just have a super enticing asshole and she couldn't keep her tongue away? Question, Was she like kissing your back and butt cheeks and just kinda kissing you there or was the salad tossing full-on?

    The massage started off with her hands then she started kissing my back (very arousing and sensual) she then gradually started going south. Then the kissing turned into full on tongue in my ass (it felt great don't get me wrong) but for the first time we had sex it was a little strange.
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    I think it's always weird when you are having sex with a man for the first time because you don't know what his penis looks like or how big it is. If it is pathetic then it's hard to keep the enthusiasm!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurisa View Post
    I think it's always weird when you are having sex with a man for the first time because you don't know what his penis looks like or how big it is. If it is pathetic then it's hard to keep the enthusiasm!
    hmmm well she seemed really enthused..lol
    so anymore stories peepz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurisa View Post
    I think it's always weird when you are having sex with a man for the first time because you don't know what his penis looks like or how big it is. If it is pathetic then it's hard to keep the enthusiasm!
    cant you just cop a feel when you hug or grind against him before you go to bed?

    as for my akward moments, I have popped too early on a couple of occasions. The broad I was with was really nice about it so I wasnt that embarrassed.

    also figuring out car sex for the first time was difficult. I have a small car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genji View Post
    i am so repulsed by panties with skidmarks in them...
    ROTFLMAO!!!
    Seriously...lol

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    Default Re: weird moments when you first have sex.

    One of the more recent times I had sex started with me saying "Go wash your asshole, I'm gonna put my fuckin tongue in it" Lolololol.


    Most awkward first time nonsense is when there's a person who REALLY wants to get you off... who is just terrible at everything. But s/he just wants to keep trying and you have to be like "No... it's cool. Next time."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurisa View Post
    I think it's always weird when you are having sex with a man for the first time because you don't know what his penis looks like or how big it is. If it is pathetic then it's hard to keep the enthusiasm!
    Girllllll...... let me let you in on something...... if you don't know, when you are making out with him, just feel around down there to see what you're working with, then you can just peace out if it's small so you don't waste your time
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    [QUOTE=


    Most awkward first time nonsense is when there's a person who REALLY wants to get you off... who is just terrible at everything. But s/he just wants to keep trying and you have to be like "No... it's cool. Next time."[/QUOTE]

    I've had this guy! Soooo annoying! It's like a mission for them, they're not even thinking about you, it's all about their ego....
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