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    Default Do you know any good drink toasts??

    Here are a few that I use at work:

    Here's to honor
    Here's to getting on her
    Here's to staying on her
    and if you can't come in her
    come on her!


    Here's to the stork that brings pretty babies
    Here's to the stork that brings ugly babies
    But here's to the swallow that brings NO babies


    Here's to the lady in the high heel shoes
    To take your money and drink your booze
    But that's ok, cuz it's no sin
    She still has the box that the cherry came in

    If the river runs red, take the dirt road! Cheers!

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    Default Re: Do you know any good drink toasts??

    My favorite is 'Salut', because it means 'hello' in French (pronounced 'sa-loo' more or less).

    'Salut' or 'Salute' in Italian means 'health' (as in 'to your health' I guess).

    And of course 'salute' in English is a way to honor someone, not necessarily as an inferior but as an equal.

    While trying to find the exact meaning/spelling of the word in Italian, I stumbled upon this interesting website:

    http://www.awa.dk/glosary/slainte.htm

    How to propose a toast in various languages and countries around the world.

    'Salud' is a Creole toast--never knew that!


    Nice thread idea...

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    Here's to the hole that never heals,
    The more you rub it,
    The better it feels,
    All the soap in heaven or hell,
    could never get rid of the fishy smell,
    so when in doubt,
    just pop it in,
    as eatin pussy ain't no sin.


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    Here's to the guy on the other side,
    with another rifle,
    and another flag.

    Fuck'em.

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    Here's to our women, and their high-heeled shoes... They spend our money, and drink our booze: They're no virgins, but that's no sin; they still have the box the cherry came in!
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    I can say cheers in about 8 languages. I know more but I can only remember 8 at a time.

    With my friends we do shots and say 'up the bum no babies'

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Here's to our women, and their high-heeled shoes... They spend our money, and drink our booze: They're no virgins, but that's no sin; they still have the box the cherry came in!
    I like this version better!

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    My boyfriend is an Army dude. His fav:

    To pussy and gunpowder,
    Live by one,
    Die by the other,
    Love the smell of both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    Here are a few that I use at work:

    Here's to honor
    Here's to getting on her
    Here's to staying on her
    and if you can't come in her
    come on her!


    Here's to the stork that brings pretty babies
    Here's to the stork that brings ugly babies
    But here's to the swallow that brings NO babies


    Here's to the lady in the high heel shoes
    To take your money and drink your booze
    But that's ok, cuz it's no sin
    She still has the box that the cherry came in

    If the river runs red, take the dirt road! Cheers!
    Oy, I don't know...if someone toasted any of that, I think I'd be like..."ooookaay..."

    Just "Cheers" is good for me...

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    Dammit someone tried to teach me the Turkish version today and I forgot it already...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Oy, I don't know...if someone toasted any of that, I think I'd be like..."ooookaay..."

    Just "Cheers" is good for me...
    Well you're no fun! I'm a goof ball at work. Most guys dig it and others are just stuffed shirts But to each their own!

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    “Of all my favorite things to do,
    The utmost is to have a brew.
    My love grows for my foamy friend,
    With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
    Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
    It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
    Yes, beer means many things to me…
    That’s all for now, I gotta pee!”

    “MEN, start your livers!”

    “Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”

    “Here’s to those who sit when they pee.
    We love ‘em in leather,
    We love ‘em in lace,
    But we love ‘em the best when they sit on our face!”

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    Here's to you and here's to me
    The best of friends we'll always be
    But if, by chance, you disagree,
    The fuck you all, and here's to me


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    OMG, I love those Avery!! I wouldn't remember the beer one though.... wayyy too long!

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    Default Re: Do you know any good drink toasts??

    I like this one too:

    "For the times we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget!"

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    Default Re: Do you know any good drink toasts??

    Does anyone know the one that ends in something like " and I'll hear your voice ring through your thighs ?"
    I'm super curious about this one ( my navy boy would say it but obviously I was always drunk and could never remember it ).

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