Here are a few that I use at work:
Here's to honor
Here's to getting on her
Here's to staying on her
and if you can't come in her
come on her!
Here's to the stork that brings pretty babies
Here's to the stork that brings ugly babies
But here's to the swallow that brings NO babies
Here's to the lady in the high heel shoes
To take your money and drink your booze
But that's ok, cuz it's no sin
She still has the box that the cherry came in
If the river runs red, take the dirt road! Cheers!



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