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    I used to frequent strip clubs regularly. I knew the girls, had favorites, and in general enjoyed many excellent lap dances.....now, for reasons, I shant get into, I have not gone to a strip club for many many months. I would say perhaps a year.

    I went to one finally and felt out of place.

    The women would come up to me and bear their teeth.....I felt weird and left.

    Any recommendations on how to get back into it and be the "commander" I once was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnytwoshoes View Post
    bear their teeth...
    What, like wolves???

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnytwoshoes View Post
    I used to frequent strip clubs regularly. I knew the girls, had favorites, and in general enjoyed many excellent lap dances.....now, for reasons, I shant get into, I have not gone to a strip club for many many months. I would say perhaps a year.

    I went to one finally and felt out of place.

    The women would come up to me and bear their teeth.....I felt weird and left.

    Any recommendations on how to get back into it and be the "commander" I once was?
    Are you sure it wasn't the club? This one time a friend and I went to a club that was essentially a hole in the wall in the sketchy part of town. There were like 5 customers max, including the two of us, the girl onstage was barely making an effort, and the other girls were just standing around not even trying to get dances. We got the strangest vibe for the place and didn't stay more than 20 minutes. I still have no idea what was going on there. But I guess I'm trying to say that each club has its own personality and maybe you just found one that didn't fit your personality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnytwoshoes View Post
    I went to one finally and felt out of place.

    The women would come up to me and bear their teeth.....I felt weird and left.

    Any recommendations on how to get back into it and be the "commander" I once was?
    Bearing teeth is a sign of aggression in primates. Humans are primates. Perhaps they want to attack you? I would recommend a sturdy shield and perhaps some full body armor to protect your organs against imminent mauling.


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnytwoshoes View Post
    The women would come up to me and bear their teeth.....I felt weird and left.
    I would've felt weird too if I saw women with bears in their teeth. Were they trained bears? That's more like a circus act!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    Bearing teeth is a sign of aggression in primates. Humans are primates. Perhaps they want to attack you? I would recommend a sturdy shield and perhaps some full body armor to protect your organs against imminent mauling.

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    I would've felt weird too if I saw women with bears in their teeth. Were they trained bears? That's more like a circus act!
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    No, really, OP, what on earth are you talking about with the "bare their teeth" thing? Has no one ever smiled at you before this? That's so sad.

    Or maybe you accidently went to the zoo instead... Did the women look kind of like this? Hmmm, I'd think twice about that lap dance.

    But to answer your question, find a club where there are attractive human women and spend lots of money there. You'll be a commander in no time.
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    Vampire strip club?

    Cannibal Strippers?

    And Cobra Commander?

    What the fuck? Were you looking for a lapdance at ComicCon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ks_stevia View Post
    bearing teeth is a sign of aggression in primates. Humans are primates. Perhaps they want to attack you? I would recommend a sturdy shield and perhaps some full body armor to protect your organs against imminent mauling.

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    "commander" hahahhaha

    Oh boy. I have to read the customer section more often.
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