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    Default Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Anybody got any good ones? Post it.

    I'll start. The other day I got this gem in my cam-email - so short and to the point...and so, so OFF. It's my favorite one to date, lol:

    "You are a beaitufl black women, I like!"

    Colour blindness, dyslexia, AND double vision. Awesome.







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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Did you post this in another thread? I could have sworn I've seen this post before.

    It's still funny.

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    I did! lol. But I still think it's fucking hilarious.







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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Its only my first week and someone asked me 'Do you sell your hair?' One of the weirdest questions I've ever heard lol.

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallenangel2904 View Post
    Its only my first week and someone asked me 'Do you sell your hair?' One of the weirdest questions I've ever heard lol.
    I would have said yes!! I'd love to earn money by selling my hair. Just strands; not all of it obviously, lol.

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    "You're still awake?"
    ...
    Its like seriously? No, I'm camming in my effing sleep/

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    every question that has been posed both in chatspeak (OFTEN ILLITERATE chatspeak, how does that even happen) without punctuation

    I can never figure out if they're saying I am from some place or ASKING if I am from some place

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    I would have said yes!! I'd love to earn money by selling my hair. Just strands; not all of it obviously, lol.
    I think I was just thrown off that among all the guys asking to see my ass, boobs what ever he wanted my hair lol....next time I'll be prepared and ready to snip

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryfay View Post
    "You're still awake?"
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    Its like seriously? No, I'm camming in my effing sleep/
    lol I had someone tell me last night 'You keep blinking' and I said 'its 4am here I'm kind of tired' and he said 'Then why are you on? Go to bed' Um gee that hadn't occurred to me! Do you think I'm doing this for my health and because I like being online at 4am in 4 inch heels with 5lbs of makeup on my face?

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Cust:--That was the best show last night.

    Me:Really? because I haven't been on cam in a week. But thanks! Asshole!

    Cust.:--Why didn't you call me last night?

    Me: Who are you?

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    'It's ok if there's no one around on cam tonight, i'll talk to you and keep you company'

    Yes, because I only go online to sit there all night and make $0 just for the conversation..

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleSkye View Post
    'It's ok if there's no one around on cam tonight, i'll talk to you and keep you company'

    Yes, because I only go online to sit there all night and make $0 just for the conversation..
    LOL It really does make me laugh how they think we enjoy talking to them when they haven't given me a cent. Because clearly I have nothing better to do with my life....

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    I don't mind company if it's a slow night, but the least they can do is tip so they don't look like a total cheap ass.

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    This is perfect for this thread. I was in free chat...

    Him: What would you said if I told you I had just been stabbed?
    Me: laughing
    Him: Don't laugh I'm serious
    Me: Um I would tell you to get to the hospital
    Him: My girlfriend stabbed me and took my phone and I can't call for help.
    Me: WTF? Dude if your serious why the hell are you on a cam site?
    Told him if he was joking it WASN'T funny and I kicked him out.

    Then it gets weirder. Someone came in my room a while later and asked 'Have you had so and so come in this room? He keeps going room to room and telling the models he's been stabbed' WTH?

    ....and he came back a few hours later

    Him: I'm back. Went to the hospital had to get stitches and some blood.

    I wondered if he was serious or not, but who the heck gets stabbed, goes to the hospital (And is out in 2 hours) and then comes back on a cam site to jerk off after the fact? Really?

    Definitely strange lol

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    oh! I totally forgot! I have this dude, who every time he gets a show, gets tied up to his desk by his rodeo cowgirl girlfriend xD and you have to convince her to let him go

    he's a real cheapskate though, which sucks because it's such a LOL scenario, I love it so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    I don't mind company if it's a slow night, but the least they can do is tip so they don't look like a total cheap ass.
    Yeah company can be good, but they get all upset if I log off when they're there to 'keep me company all night' If i'm not making anything, i'm not going to stay on for free lol

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam_Model_Jess View Post
    "you are from texas"


    huh? no, i'm not. and i had NEVER used that particular account before, no one had ever seen me perform on it. and... really random. probably one of those guys who likes to think he's has one up on you or is calling you out on something. but just weird.
    I got this same message, random person who I have never seen before. It was sent right after I my new SM account was approved (when I switched to DP), actually, and yeah- I hadn't even used the account before (I was approved while on the rag, lol). Weird!

    Maybe he figured if he sent out enough messages eventually someone would be from Texas? I'm not, so whatev. D:

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    "I just have to give you some advice. You're giving these guys in your chat the most valuable thing you have for free. No, it's not even your big natural breasts - but your attention." Sound advice? Yes. But this was the 3rd message this guy had sent me, offering me "help", and every time he did, he would bug me constantly in free chat to go read his message. Never tipped me. Um... so you want my attention for free to read all your little emails, and now you're lecturing me on giving other guys free attention?

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    ^ I think that type of thing is a game to get you to pay attention only to him, because he's "helping" you and he's "not like those other guys" They need to sit down, shut up, and stop trying to tell us how to run shit.

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    I don't know why, but the guys who guess/ask cup size are so annoying to me. Congratulations, you know the breasts you're seeing are 34B. This making the fapping all that much hotter?

    I hate the basics who think we're stupid. "BB SHOW PUSSY LIPS I TAKE U PRVT????" Uh, no, you're a dumbass basic with no money. GTFO.

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    God I hate when they do that..
    Tits bb then i take you pvt.
    I just wanna say.
    Go Fuck Yourself & Get the fuck outta my room

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryfay View Post
    God I hate when they do that..
    Tits bb then i take you pvt.
    I just wanna say.
    Go Fuck Yourself & Get the fuck outta my room
    Do it! Speak your mind! I don't play nice with those fuckfaces any more. I call them out and ban them. It feels great, it's nice stress relief!

    (And don't worry about losing money because of it, those tricky assholes never spend a dime! And sometimes you get guys IMing you about humiliating them for tokens, so that's a bonus! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryfay View Post
    God I hate when they do that..
    Tits bb then i take you pvt.
    I just wanna say.
    Go Fuck Yourself & Get the fuck outta my room
    Clearly they all thing we're born yesterday...like come on guys do you think I'm THAT dumb? I know I may be blonde but come on!

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    Default Re: Stupid/Weird Messages you've gotten from custies..

    I've got one for the "weird" category -
    "choola moola Africa gipsy mmmba mmmba"

    Say huh?
    ~We Be Hustlin', Bitches Be Hatin'~





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