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    What's a stripcheese? A lapdance from a stripper with a yeast infection.

    OMG I'm so funny. Or I need to get out more. Yay two weeks' bedrest.

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    What does a stripper do to her asshole before work?


















    Drops him off at band practice.
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    You win.

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    Default Re: Stripper Jokes

    More!
    I can never remember jokes, and I love hearing new ones. The one I posted above is one of about 3 jokes I can ever remember, and that's just because I've told it about 3000 times.
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    whats the difference between a stripper and a terrorist?




    A terrorist is willing to negotiate.
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    Hahahahahahaha!
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    if a stripper is an exotic dancer, a drug dealer is an exotic pharmacist.
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    Default Re: Stripper Jokes

    what do strippers and condoms have in common?






    they are always in your wallet.



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    forgive me if this one is too terrible/innapropriate. The first time I heard it I just *o*...and after a few seconds just burst out laughing because it's THAT bad lol. quote from a friend that does stand-up:

    "So, you know, it's summertime. It's hot, it's humid, it's time to whip out the barbeque. And I like my cheeseburgers just like I like my strippers: hot and fresh on the outside, dead and juicy on the inside."

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    ^wtf?

    Anyway...

    "How much are your lap dances?"
    "1 for $25, 2 for $50, and 3 for $100"

    HA!
    If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.


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    Q.What do strip clubs and evangelical churches have in common?
    A. They both play their music too loud and they want 1/2 your income
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odette View Post
    forgive me if this one is too terrible/innapropriate.
    I think I set the standards in my OP. And by standards, I mean lack thereof. Also, your friend's joke stumped me. I think you'll have to "flesh it out" for us, for want of a better term.

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    ^Oh god haha If you don't get it that's ok. It's a pretty bad joke. But it's the only one I had to share!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odette View Post
    ^Oh god haha If you don't get it that's ok. It's a pretty bad joke. But it's the only one I had to share!

    Actually, I got it. I thought it was funny.
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    Am I crazy, or did you post some jokes and then take them away Brandi?

    I can't remember what they were, but I remember that they were funny! Or maybe I'm thinking of the "dirty jokes" thread or something...


    Edit: Whoops, I WAS thinking of the dirty jokes thread. Nevermind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    Am I crazy, or did you post some jokes and then take them away Brandi?

    I can't remember what they were, but I remember that they were funny! Or maybe I'm thinking of the "dirty jokes" thread or something...


    Edit: Whoops, I WAS thinking of the dirty jokes thread. Nevermind!

    Yup yup, the dirty joke thread. I promise your not losing your marbles.
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