What's a stripcheese? A lapdance from a stripper with a yeast infection.
OMG I'm so funny. Or I need to get out more. Yay two weeks' bedrest.




What does a stripper do to her asshole before work?
Drops him off at band practice.
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West




More!
I can never remember jokes, and I love hearing new ones. The one I posted above is one of about 3 jokes I can ever remember, and that's just because I've told it about 3000 times.
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West



what do strippers and condoms have in common?
they are always in your wallet.
forgive me if this one is too terrible/innapropriate. The first time I heard it I just *o*...and after a few seconds just burst out laughing because it's THAT bad lol. quote from a friend that does stand-up:
"So, you know, it's summertime. It's hot, it's humid, it's time to whip out the barbeque. And I like my cheeseburgers just like I like my strippers: hot and fresh on the outside, dead and juicy on the inside."




^wtf?
Anyway...
"How much are your lap dances?"
"1 for $25, 2 for $50, and 3 for $100"
HA!
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





Q.What do strip clubs and evangelical churches have in common?
A. They both play their music too loud and they want 1/2 your income
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
^Oh god haha If you don't get it that's ok. It's a pretty bad joke. But it's the only one I had to share!




Am I crazy, or did you post some jokes and then take them away Brandi?
I can't remember what they were, but I remember that they were funny! Or maybe I'm thinking of the "dirty jokes" thread or something...
Edit: Whoops, I WAS thinking of the dirty jokes thread. Nevermind!
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West
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