Grandmas are great people...the wisdom they have...
----A nice old story with a different twist - will make you appreciate
Family more.
My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and
that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to
the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like
pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We
were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda
bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my
own family. 'And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft voice... 'Makes your dick look bigger.'
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