Are publishers so desperate to sell books that they will allow any bat-shit psycho skank to sign a writing deal?
Some self help tips from a crazy blonde naked lady, Janea Padilha :
8 ) TASTE YOURSELF.
If you want to know what your vagina tastes like, why not just put a clean finger up in there and then take it out and lick it? If we want someone else to taste, then why not us, too? It's like serving soup that you haven't tasted yet. You want to know, so do it. It's tasty, right?
9) RE-VIRGINIZE YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER.
When you're taking a shower, you put one leg up on the side of the bathtub. Put your middle finger inside your vagina, push up and run the finger around, like you were cleaning your nose. Take the finger out, rinse it off, and then do it again. And again. By that time, the vagina will be getting tighter. After a few times, it's hard to even get your finger in.
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