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    Duh Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    Are publishers so desperate to sell books that they will allow any bat-shit psycho skank to sign a writing deal?

    Some self help tips from a crazy blonde naked lady, Janea Padilha :



    8 ) TASTE YOURSELF.

    If you want to know what your vagina tastes like, why not just put a clean finger up in there and then take it out and lick it? If we want someone else to taste, then why not us, too? It's like serving soup that you haven't tasted yet. You want to know, so do it. It's tasty, right?

    9) RE-VIRGINIZE YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER.

    When you're taking a shower, you put one leg up on the side of the bathtub. Put your middle finger inside your vagina, push up and run the finger around, like you were cleaning your nose. Take the finger out, rinse it off, and then do it again. And again. By that time, the vagina will be getting tighter. After a few times, it's hard to even get your finger in.



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    I seriously doubt there is much scientific basis for this re-virgining routine. Also, wouldn't it make the vaj sorta dried out? Also.... did she just compare Vagina to SOUP??????
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    haha the fuck is this...

    follow me on twittah<3

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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    WTF???? She craaaaazy! I put a finger and run it around a few times and my vagina thinks.......'PARTY TIME' not 'close the hatch invaders coming' ! Stimulation is only going to make the muscles relax more.

    The soup idea seems a bit goofy but lick on if you must! Shower first!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    My vagina is not a soup...
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    LOL.
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    Mine would be a delicate clam soup with sweet coconut cream!
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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    ...off to take a long shower and "re virginize" my twat (jks)

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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    finger blasting = WINNING!
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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Are publishers so desperate to sell books that they will allow any bat-shit psycho skank to sign a writing deal?


    9) RE-VIRGINIZE YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER.

    When you're taking a shower, you put one leg up on the side of the bathtub. Put your middle finger inside your vagina, push up and run the finger around, like you were cleaning your nose. Take the finger out, rinse it off, and then do it again. And again. By that time, the vagina will be getting tighter. After a few times, it's hard to even get your finger in.

    Um, excessive blood flow there means arousal, not revirginizing.

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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post


    When you're taking a shower, you put one leg up on the side of the bathtub. Put your middle finger inside your vagina, push up and run the finger around, like you were cleaning your nose. Take the finger out, rinse it off, and then do it again. And again. By that time, the vagina will be getting tighter. After a few times, it's hard to even get your finger in.


    I was bored and tried this. It worked. What's was the point though?

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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    Ew. No thanks. My vagina is plenty tight thanks.

    Doing something like that could cause more problems than it solves. Why are so many women obsessed with introducing foreign, non-sexual fluids into their vagina?

    The snatch does not require condiments.

    Or 're-virginizing'.



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    Default Re: Finger-Banging Yourself: The New Hygiene Routine!

    I imagine it would feel tight because you are removing your vagina's natural lubricants, by sort of rinsing it out. Its a cheap alternative to douching, at best.

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