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    Default Re: Man steals $800 sex toy

    You know, that thing is actually way less creepy than a real doll.
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    "The report does not indicate whether the masturbator thief was in possession of the Extreme Fuck Me Silly 3 at the time..."

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    Default Re: Man steals $800 sex toy

    I think he left it behind and the cops kept it. Can get awful lonely on those stake outs !!!

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    Default Re: Man steals $800 sex toy

    cheaper than a gf..
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    Default Re: Man steals $800 sex toy

    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    I totally want one of these for my car so i can use the carpool lane .
    Wouldn't you need the top half for that?
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