




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
You know, that thing is actually way less creepy than a real doll.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."





"The report does not indicate whether the masturbator thief was in possession of the Extreme Fuck Me Silly 3 at the time..."
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I think he left it behind and the cops kept it. Can get awful lonely on those stake outs !!!![]()




cheaper than a gf..
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO
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