Dress.
Full makeup.
Heels.
I always wear Dresses on "interviews"--- which are pretty much auditions, honestly.
This is my dress... it looks sexy, but it's still semi-professional seeming, and it shows off my body.
Since most "interviews" lead to getting naked and showing the goods (or at least, all of my interviews went that way), I make sure I'm wearing stripper undies underneath. My favorite undies are:
http://www.snaz75.com/bz-1166-sl.html
Some managers or housemoms just want to see your body and then give you the green light or whatever. Some clubs want to talk to you, then tell you to change into stripper attire and perform a song or three on stage. Either way, you already have undies on, so you're halfway there. Dress comes off, stripper gear goes on (I will throw on my stripper shoes if they want me to dance on stage), and bang! You're like Clark muthafukkin' Kent in a telephone booth!
If they won't let you work that night, reverse the process and you're in and out of there in a matter of seconds! Hah! Stripper clothes off, dress on, and you're on your way to a snazzy rooftop bar to celebrate your successful interview.

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