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    Ever have a housesmom who thinks she's a manager? My girlfriend is working out on the Island at this club where the housemom harasses the girls, gossips with the other club employees, and flies into jealous rages at the girls. She even got her former partying buddy fired because she wouldn't kiss her ass. This chick (the housemom) used to be a dancer and is pissed she isn't anymore. She threatens to fire the girls and then has her hand out for a tip at the end of the night! Is this some new thing with them? Are housemoms just buck wild right now? All the moms I've worked with were pretty cool. This is a new one on me.
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    oh dear, i've never experienced this. i did work at a club where the housemom was a former dancer and her daughter was currently dancing and i thought that was a bit curious.

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    To be totally truthful, I don't like my current housemom. At my ghetto club they were cool as fuck. We're required to tip her 7 each shift, she has a lot of shit available for people to use and sells shit too. She also does make up/hair but charges for it. I've started having her put my falsies on for me and I always tip her 5 for it. Twice she has tried to charge me when I've already paid.

    Anyway, that is not why it is that I don't like her. I don't like her personality, I think she is more polite/nicer to the more ghetto/aggressive girls. I hate when people admire trashy behavior and in a way applaud it. I think as a housemom you should treat everyone the same, and be there to quell drama, not stir it up some more. There is a white girl who is very small named Tiny in my club, she was called to stage and they were playing No Hands for her and she goes, wtf, they're playing this for Tiny??? I'm sorry, is this song reserved for black girls only????????? It really bothered me when she said that, and then some dancers started talking about her dancing saying she did the same thing on stage all the time, blah blah blaha while the house mom laughed along.

    I dont like her.

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    Is this in s.c.? Alot of housemoms can hire and fire. If it's the club I'm thinking she has more authority than the manger lately. She's the one who hires and fires and if you don't tip according you're definitely not a favorite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Ever have a housesmom who thinks she's a manager? My girlfriend is working out on the Island....
    I'm starting to think you really are obsessed with Myrtle Beach. Since when does Long Island NY translate into S.C.?
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    I'm in Denver working so I'm sleep deprived......sounds just like someone we know in myrtle though and yes I'm pretty obseesed with it cuz I bank there.....getting ready to go the middle of oct. Yay!!!

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    My house mom is a terror. She was drunk and trying to get pills from me my first night. Started bitching me out because she thought I was some other girl who apparently gives her Vicodin and I didn't have any. She kept yelling, "What's your MALFUNCTION? Where my pills be??!" She was "closin' up shop" for two hours because she was too drunk to remember what she was doing and kept dropping all of her shit, then at the end of the night she wanted to know how much I made and why I was above sucking and fucking like the rest of the gang. Oh, and she also made fun of me for being white...

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    ours is really annoying....
    she starts talking to you then wont stop lol and she always takes long pauses in between words... it's just hard when ur trying to go out on the floor and make money.
    and also our house moms keep the food right near the bathroom stalls its so gross! I work at a nice club too but its just nasty ....
    idk never had a really crazy or mean one tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdaymarie View Post
    My house mom is a terror. She was drunk and trying to get pills from me my first night. Started bitching me out because she thought I was some other girl who apparently gives her Vicodin and I didn't have any. She kept yelling, "What's your MALFUNCTION? Where my pills be??!" She was "closin' up shop" for two hours because she was too drunk to remember what she was doing and kept dropping all of her shit, then at the end of the night she wanted to know how much I made and why I was above sucking and fucking like the rest of the gang. Oh, and she also made fun of me for being white...
    Wooooow! That's just crazy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdaymarie View Post
    My house mom is a terror. She was drunk and trying to get pills from me my first night. Started bitching me out because she thought I was some other girl who apparently gives her Vicodin and I didn't have any. She kept yelling, "What's your MALFUNCTION? Where my pills be??!" She was "closin' up shop" for two hours because she was too drunk to remember what she was doing and kept dropping all of her shit, then at the end of the night she wanted to know how much I made and why I was above sucking and fucking like the rest of the gang. Oh, and she also made fun of me for being white...
    Wowzers. When she asked what your malfunction is you should have told her you're white.

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    The worst one I had to deal with was a real witch. Sat in one spot all night, which gave her ample opportunity to talk trash about people. Not to mention she was tight with management outside the club so she felt protected. One my first night she tried to steal money from me. I didn't even realize it until another dancer was nice enough to pull me aside and let me know.

    She jumped into fights that didn't involve her, picked on newbies, etc. Couldn't stand that trash. I was delighted to know the club closed down. Hope she has a job outside the industry.
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    I loooooooove our housemom. I can't work without her being there because I HAVE to have her do my makeup. None of the other housemoms do makeup like she does, therefore I refuse to work certain shifts.

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    No housemoms in bikinibarland.

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    This thread makes me glad we don't have a house mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by lokikola View Post
    To be totally truthful, I don't like my current housemom. At my ghetto club they were cool as fuck. We're required to tip her 7 each shift, she has a lot of shit available for people to use and sells shit too. She also does make up/hair but charges for it. I've started having her put my falsies on for me and I always tip her 5 for it. Twice she has tried to charge me when I've already paid.

    Anyway, that is not why it is that I don't like her. I don't like her personality, I think she is more polite/nicer to the more ghetto/aggressive girls. I hate when people admire trashy behavior and in a way applaud it. I think as a housemom you should treat everyone the same, and be there to quell drama, not stir it up some more. There is a white girl who is very small named Tiny in my club, she was called to stage and they were playing No Hands for her and she goes, wtf, they're playing this for Tiny??? I'm sorry, is this song reserved for black girls only????????? It really bothered me when she said that, and then some dancers started talking about her dancing saying she did the same thing on stage all the time, blah blah blaha while the house mom laughed along.

    I dont like her.
    Yeesh! Instead of helping the girls she's instigating. That's jacked up! And what the heck does she care what the girls dance to. Most of the housemoms I've had have been mellow so this is some new shit.
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    Sounds like our old house mom -man, she was so bad! She was just disgusting.

    But our 2 dif housemoms that we have now almost seem heaven sent. Such a better difference.
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    Wow some of these stories are crazy! LOL.. My Housemom is fucking awesome She's like a real mom to us but a cool mom She fixes our thongs, sews our dresses for us, sometimes cooks for us.. When we're having a bad night she talks to us. She does have her moody moments though..lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by michele11 View Post
    I'm in Denver working so I'm sleep deprived......sounds just like someone we know in myrtle though and yes I'm pretty obseesed with it cuz I bank there.....getting ready to go the middle of oct. Yay!!!
    i know who you are talking about.

    she is like the epitome of a bitch !

    i love sue tho. tho she is not at the other place where the witch is anymore.

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    At several clubs they were two-faced bitches. I heard from a reliable source that one - who was a bitch to everyone by default - was a speed addict. Made perfect sense. They were just a real downer with their attitudes.

    I'm so happy now that my current club has no house mum. We have a male MC who makes sure the stage rotation is running smoothly etc, and two male managers who stay out of our business unless we've broken a rule. In which case they don't get unreasonable or even overly angry unless it's justified. I love working for men!

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    the first club I worked at had a housemom who spread nasty rumors about girls that she got from a few dinosaur dancers. then after changing clubs and being in the industry for 8 years i have had everything from great housemoms to horrible ones. One even tried to steal my money in front of me. i never trusted her with my money envelope again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by melb_oz_n00b View Post
    At several clubs they were two-faced bitches. I heard from a reliable source that one - who was a bitch to everyone by default - was a speed addict. Made perfect sense. They were just a real downer with their attitudes.

    I'm so happy now that my current club has no house mum. We have a male MC who makes sure the stage rotation is running smoothly etc, and two male managers who stay out of our business unless we've broken a rule. In which case they don't get unreasonable or even overly angry unless it's justified. I love working for men!
    I wonder if it's a competition issue with the crazy housemoms? Maybe it would be better with a house dad! It would be cool to have a gay house dad who's fair and fashionable. At Flash in Manhattan they had a cool guy who does your hair and makeup and generally gets you in the mindset to kick ass for the night.
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    my house mom is a real nice lady who is very sweet, but the down side ti it ll is that she doesnt do much about anything she lets the dancers wlk all over her and lets everything fly. and she drinks out this ig like closed mug and i just figured out she is getting waszted every day.no wonder why she does whaqt she does.and like the girl above said...she talks forever and doesnt stop all the while your tryna ich away without being rude while she pauses and shyt carrying on a useless conversation,...lmao its really annoying so i try to avoid talking to her when im just tryna get in and out the dressing room

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    I've only come across two and a half housemoms from hell and each one didn't last. The first one was a manipulative bitch that would give you an attitude instead of telling you that she expected to be tipped even if you didn't eat her food, use any of her products or ask her for favors. If she wasn't giving you an attitude, she could be overheard feeding bullshit to the new girls by claiming it was "mandatory" to tip the housemom. She'd even empty her tip jar periodically just to gain sympathy from the other dancers. They'd ask if she was having a good night and she'd reply in a sad voice, "No....its slow for me" just to get them to give her more money. I overheard her talking shit about me to another housemom one day because I had stopped tipping her. I quit the club the same day and 2 weeks later learned that she was caught stealing red handed and fired!

    The next housemom started off nice but suddenly turned into a major bitch! She would pick arguments with me out of the blue and all kinds of shit It was like the more I ignored her, the angrier she got. As it turns out, I wasn't the only one she was starting shit with. There were some other girls. I simply refused to buy any food from her since she was such a bitch. I bought food from the other housemoms if I was hungry enough. When she committed suicide, a number of us certainly didn't miss her. Even a male employee didn't care for her because she never had anything positive to say about anyone or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteriousMisty View Post
    I've only come across two and a half housemoms from hell and each one didn't last. The first one was a manipulative bitch that would give you an attitude instead of telling you that she expected to be tipped even if you didn't eat her food, use any of her products or ask her for favors. If she wasn't giving you an attitude, she could be overheard feeding bullshit to the new girls by claiming it was "mandatory" to tip the housemom. She'd even empty her tip jar periodically just to gain sympathy from the other dancers. They'd ask if she was having a good night and she'd reply in a sad voice, "No....its slow for me" just to get them to give her more money. I overheard her talking shit about me to another housemom one day because I had stopped tipping her. I quit the club the same day and 2 weeks later learned that she was caught stealing red handed and fired!

    The next housemom started off nice but suddenly turned into a major bitch! She would pick arguments with me out of the blue and all kinds of shit It was like the more I ignored her, the angrier she got. As it turns out, I wasn't the only one she was starting shit with. There were some other girls. I simply refused to buy any food from her since she was such a bitch. I bought food from the other housemoms if I was hungry enough. When she committed suicide, a number of us certainly didn't miss her. Even a male employee didn't care for her because she never had anything positive to say about anyone or anything.
    Who could blame you! She probably poisoned it! She sounded completely miserable. Was she fired before she committed suicide or no?
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    It would have been poetic justice for her ass to be fired before committing suicide but unfortunately that didn't happen. But it was apparent that she was such a hateful person that she hated herself enough to commit suicide. Oh well. There are plenty of girls that are actually happier without her around.

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