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    Default Rude cows

    In all my years of dancing, I've never come across a situation quite like this before. Some people learn their lesson once you get back at them. But these two rude cows wanna push their luck. In most cases, managers get rid of those kind. I wonder how long it'll take for management to rid of these two ass holes.

    Two new girls began working at my club last week. The overweight one is worse than her side kick.

    The fat one tried to steal a customer away from my friend one week. She saw my friend standing there talking to the customer but decided to stand right in front of my friend and flirt with the customer!!!! She even went as far as saying something like "Just ditch her and get dances from me." Fortunately the guy didn't find her the least bit appealing and took my friend to VIP instead.

    When my friend and her customer finished up in VIP, they came back out and were obviously planning to sit and chat for a while. The moment my friend stepped away to freshen up, the heifer swooped in and again tried to lure him away. He wouldn't budge and when my friend returned, she sat on the guy's lap and the heifer eventually walked away.

    The other day, the heifer attempted to lure my customer away but it didn't work in her favor so she and her friend had to double team on someone else. There weren't any more customers for the rest of the night and when a group finally did come in, she and her sidekick led two of the guys from the group over to the tip rail while I was on stage and did lap dances for them. When I went to management and complained about the fat cunt and her friend, a girl mentioned that the two of them had pissed off a couple of other dancers earlier that evening. The following night, the heifer made another attempt to lure a customer away from me. Once again it didn't work in her favor and I'm the one that made money off him while she had to go with her friend to double team some other victim.

    In most cases, managers get rid of those kind. One has to wonder how long it'll take for them to get fired. And for the first time ever, I'm wondering how to put her in her place since she's too fucking stupid to know the first thing about employee etiquette!

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    there was 2 girls exactly like this in our club for a while, they were doing the same thing to alot of the dancers and one night, one of them did it to me and my mate, she was nagging a guy we were just about to go for a dance with together, to have a dance with her. After what felt like 30 mins of this (was prob just 10 mins) He then decided to walk to the bar so she walked away, i thought she had given up on him, but when he returned, she followed him like a lost puppy, grrrrr, so i piped up enough for her to hear me, "are you ready for that dance with me n my friend now" smiled at him at started to stand up as if to say, come on follow me. She then says in her common as muck voice (imagine a rite common northern english accent mixed with the quack of a duck), "awwww baby i thought you was coming with me". I shot her the worst look ever an sat back in my seat as to say wtf. I got fed up of her as she wouldnt leave n my mate was looking at me in disbelife an was like "is she for fucking real". so i did something i dont normally do infront of customers coz she was so blatenly poaching it was unreal, i stood up n got right close to her n said loudly in her ear "are you fucking kiddin me!" n walked off. She dint end up gettin the dance anyway n the guy left. The thing is, through the entire thing the poor guy didnt know what to do, he musta felt really awkward.

    Later on i walked into the toilets to find my mate from earlier all stressed out trying to tell these girls that what they were doin was wrong, but they clearly wernt listening an shouted about somthing, so we went into a cubicle together an waited for them to leave the toilets, but we heard them talking about us to a girl who hated them but never likes comflict so she just listened, never heard her reply. This idiot goes "....and she told me to fuck off, i dunno why" n laughs. so i shouted to her "actually you dumb bitch i said you gotta be fucking kidding me, open your fucking ears". i was ready to lamp her if she carried on, the only reason i dint n i locked myself in the cubicle with my mate is coz i enjoy working there n violence is not tollerated what so ever, u just get sacked n not allowed back.

    Later that night i saw them both leave early (which ur not sposed to do or you get a fine n possable suspention unless theres a good enough reason) they dint collect their earnings since they hadnt managed to make much anyway, the one that pissed me n my mate off just shouted "were fucking leaving, this is shit".

    Never heard from them again. Management had tried to warn them while they were here, and none of the girls would confront them, so we are assuming me n my mate had drove them away thank god lol.

    I dont normally confront girls who step on toes in work, i normally just tell the management n let them sort out, and ussually the girl calms down n settles in (we are small, you HAVE to get along or keep urself to urself or piss off somwere else) but these particular 2 were unbearable n just got worse. I had worked elsewere an heard they had been sacked for the same reason, an also been sacked from another club in the same area.

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    Default Re: Rude cows

    I've also worked with girls like this & unless the larger one stupid enough to become an extras girl hopefully she will get sick of the failed grass-cutting attempts and move to a different club all in good time. It's frustrating, especially when management don't step in/police it but at least you are the one who is getting the custies/$-she is just making herself seem like a rude, fake & stupid person in front of the custies (which does reflect badly on the club too sadly).

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    Default Re: Rude cows

    there are these two girls in my club who are EXACTLY LIKE THAT except they are both 4'11 and a size zero falls off of them... nothing wrong with their size just contrasting with the cows LOL. they get high before every shift, take massive shits in the bathroom, and have these shrieking loud laughs. they always try to hustle ppl at the stage and they always try to sit with girls when they are with a customer and be like OMG HAIIII GUUUUYZZZ WHATS UPPP OMG I LOOOOVE YOUUU (to the girl they've never met) and then try to dominate the conversation. it's like, FUCK OFF, idiot!!

    uuuugh i hate dumb ppl like that, whether they are cows or ants...

    do these ppl have any clue how dumb they look, how many girls they piss off, and how many guys are turned off by their obnoxiousness???

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    You guys should work in Miami. As Camille calls it, dirty hustling at its fucking best. All of the stuff in here is common place in my club. Shit, there are guys who sit at the tip rail to tip the girls on stage and another girl will come and start dancing in front of him until his money is all gone. No one says shit about it either....

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    sometimes, this is just the behavior of a low-functioning junkie. unfortunate because it makes high-functioning druggies look bad.

    i've also noticed this to be hugely common with dancers who have extreme home issues. it's like they show up at the strip club and go apeshit because their home lives are in utter shambles.

    sloppy druggies are the worst though because they really do not give a fuck and are prone to unpredictable violent outbursts.

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    She then says in her common as muck voice (imagine a rite common northern english accent mixed with the quack of a duck), "awwww baby i thought you was coming with me".

    LOL
    the bold part made me laugh so hard

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    ^^ lol its what she sounded like! haha ud of laughed more if u actually heard her

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    Eh, they will piss enough girls off and not make money that the fat on will want to leave. So the side kick will follow. Just wait it out

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    Default Re: Rude cows

    ok, this made me chuckle, but the title made me visualize actual cows meandering around in a strip club, mooing loudly, knocking over custies drinks, bombarding the stage, etc.

    yep. there's one of these at my club. when she came up, i just said, 'hey hun, we're busy right now. come back a little later, ok?' in a sweet voice.

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