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wow... printers, puns, inception/incestion jokes, clerks humor?
too much good stuff! Just what I needed.
"[–]blowjane 6 points
She must really want grandchildren.
[–]dogface_jim 12 points
Big dick havin' grandchildren."
[–]discworldian 172 points
Tell her you're a grower, not a shower.
[–]some_random_fellow 222 points
I'm a bath.
(oh man! I just can't stop myself!)
[–]Catscanic 57 points
Shave down there man, it will look a lot bigger.
[–]hucknbid 74 points
Optical inch....works on every mother.
(Shrieking with laughter)
[–]withstanding 2 points 1 day ago
A great realm for the dick would be the Vagina realm. It is safe and soft there. Meanwhile your parents can hang out in the super-nosy realm.
[–]bobcat_08 3 points 1 day ago
Hahaha safe and soft. Clearly you've never stuck your dick in crazy.
[–]kurin 2 points 1 day ago
Safe and soft or METAL SHAVINGS AND TEETH
Ungoogle yourself:
Also, now offering phone sexins!
I think the reason he's single is because he's a 30-year old man having a serious discussion about how he needs to prove to his mom that his penis is good enough.![]()




The printer convo is fucking hilarious.





I think I dated him..
Seriously, I think it's a troll post to be honest. I mean how many mothers would discuss this with their sons? Plus Indians are big into arranged marriages not dating.
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