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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: "My mom saw my penis, and wants me to get an enlargement"

    wow... printers, puns, inception/incestion jokes, clerks humor?

    too much good stuff! Just what I needed.

    "[–]blowjane 6 points
    She must really want grandchildren.

    [–]dogface_jim 12 points
    Big dick havin' grandchildren."



    [–]discworldian 172 points
    Tell her you're a grower, not a shower.

    [–]some_random_fellow 222 points
    I'm a bath.



    (oh man! I just can't stop myself!)


    [–]Catscanic 57 points
    Shave down there man, it will look a lot bigger.

    [–]hucknbid 74 points
    Optical inch....works on every mother.


    (Shrieking with laughter)

    [–]withstanding 2 points 1 day ago
    A great realm for the dick would be the Vagina realm. It is safe and soft there. Meanwhile your parents can hang out in the super-nosy realm.

    [–]bobcat_08 3 points 1 day ago
    Hahaha safe and soft. Clearly you've never stuck your dick in crazy.

    [–]kurin 2 points 1 day ago
    Safe and soft or METAL SHAVINGS AND TEETH
    Ungoogle yourself:


    Also, now offering phone sexins!

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    Default Re: "My mom saw my penis, and wants me to get an enlargement"

    Quote Originally Posted by FiendishGyrator View Post
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    [–]bobcat_08 3 points 1 day ago
    Hahaha safe and soft. Clearly you've never stuck your dick in crazy.

    ^
    True story.

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    Default Re: "My mom saw my penis, and wants me to get an enlargement"

    I think the reason he's single is because he's a 30-year old man having a serious discussion about how he needs to prove to his mom that his penis is good enough.

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    Default Re: "My mom saw my penis, and wants me to get an enlargement"

    The printer convo is fucking hilarious.

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    Default Re: "My mom saw my penis, and wants me to get an enlargement"

    I think I dated him. .

    Seriously, I think it's a troll post to be honest. I mean how many mothers would discuss this with their sons? Plus Indians are big into arranged marriages not dating.

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