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    Default teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    so, ive been checking out videos on c4s which sell and looks like burping and farting is the hottest thing there.
    yet ive never known how to burp and there is something really wrong with my digestion as ive never been a farter too
    cmon, there should be some trick how to do that! share, if you know


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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I checked out the burping and so far my clip has sold 3 times haha, so not exactly a winner (the best compared to my other clips tho i suppose). Nothing on this earth will make me fart on cam though, yuck! I just drank a can of beer, but even then it was tough.

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    Aw yea. For reals? I can out burp any man I know on command. I'm an SBD kinda girl though, so that might just be too bad.

    Unless I just get on cam and be like "WHOA that a rank one" and start dry heaving. Idk. BTW some guys like videos of girls just gagging, too.

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    soda doesnt do the trick of burping for me. no matter how much i drink it. today i downed a large bottle of coke and - nada! yet beer would just make me throw up lol
    and beans dont do the trick as well. i LOVE beans. i remember when i was a kid and we had beans at school sometimes, the class went stinky in a while lol but nothing came out of me.
    so i guess im burp/fart a loser


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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    Can't help you with the burping, as I can't do that very well myself. But...pre-book your show and then early that day make a protein shake in a blender. The high protein combined with all the air bubbles from using the Smoothie setting will have an inevitable result. Warning: check out any bodybuilder forum for proof that the outcome is a room clearer and plenty of it.

    On the flip side: If you ladies do work out and have that prob with the protein shakes done in the blender, just stick it in the fridge for 15 minutes after you make it and then scrape of all the air bubbles after they rise to the top. Much less of an issue then.

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I can belch like a man. I do awesome in that category on C4S!

    I cannot fart to save my life and I have no idea how to train myself to do it. Lately when I've seen how much money it brings in for some girls I've been wishing I was lactose intolerant. I don't care how gross it is, if it makes me mega-bucks I will fart all damn day into a camera, LOL.

    Easy fucking money, I tell ya.







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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    My husband can teach you both , unfortunately he has them mastered to a fine 'art'

    FML!

    lol

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    That's a good idea! My husband is lactose intolerant. Maybe I can put my butt on a cam while he farts off screen.

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I just googled foods that make you gassy. Broccoli, Beans, Brussels Sprouts, Hard Boiled Eggs, etc. Not at all because I'm a freak or something. I just want more money. LOL.

    And this article...

    How to give yourself gas
    The way to get gas is to self impose a form of indigestion. Many people get gas from eating beans. Bean eating is one way to give yourself gas. A very simple strategy is to eat pinto beans or red kidney beans. Do not wash the water between the time you start cooking and finish. This will most likely give you some real gas.

    Another method is to eat some grains like rice and beans with some bread. Then after that has been digesting for a while (1 hour) you eat an apple or pear.Most people will immediately have really bad gas for some time after this because the incompatability of the fruit with the stomach acids breaking down the grains will cause indigestion and gas. You can get gas if you eat grains twice in a day. If you have beans and rice once and then later have them again usually if you didn't get gas the first time, the second time you will.

    Warning, if you do this, you will have gas for a while.

    And this...


    "Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides (especially oligosaccharides such as inulin) and include beans, lentils, dairy products, onions, garlic, scallions, leeks, radishes, sweet potatoes, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, wheat, yeast in breads, and other vegetables. Cauliflower, Broccoli, cabbage and other cruciferous vegetables that belong to the Brassica family are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus. In beans, endogenous gases seem to arise from complex oligosaccharide (carbohydrates) that are particularly resistant to digestion by mammals, but which are readily digestible by microorganisms that inhabit the digestive tract. These oligosaccharides pass through the upper intestine largely unchanged, and when these reach the lower intestine, bacteria feed on them, producing copious amounts of flatus.[5] In the case of those with lactose intolerance, intestinal bacteria feeding on lactose can give rise to excessive gas production when milk or lactose-containing substances have been consumed....

    Most starches, including potatoes, corn, noodles, and wheat, produce gas as they are broken down in the large intestine. Rice is the only starch that does not cause gas."







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    Quote Originally Posted by sillykitty View Post
    That's a good idea! My husband is lactose intolerant. Maybe I can put my butt on a cam while he farts off screen.
    There are iPhone apps for that! Lol. Try...hm, I think it was called 'Bacon Farts'?

    But be careful - once those fetish guys find out you're a fake they will shame you FOREVER on their forums and you'll be put under a 'do not buy/fake' list. These guys are the real deal and only want the best, legit stuff.







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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I was online working last night. Sometimes I have a glass of wine while Im working...I dunno why just helps haha.
    But it's not like great wine just the cheap ass boonesfarm crap. Cuz apparently I'm cheap and it tastes better than expensive wine.
    Anyway I specifically remember making the comment after drinking it to my customers I should log off and go make a burping video cuz that stuff makes me burp. And looking back on it, it has everytime I've drank it

    Pop also does not make me burp,but yea maybe try the boones farm. That's my plan anyway and it's cheap so worth a shot

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    Quote Originally Posted by sillykitty View Post
    That's a good idea! My husband is lactose intolerant. Maybe I can put my butt on a cam while he farts off screen.
    Ehhhh forums like GassyErotica have fake farting clips4sale blacklists (god help you if you dub, pump air, etc), guys study these clips very carefully.





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    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenBlue View Post
    There are iPhone apps for that! Lol. Try...hm, I think it was called 'Bacon Farts'?

    But be careful - once those fetish guys find out you're a fake they will shame you FOREVER on their forums and you'll be put under a 'do not buy/fake' list. These guys are the real deal and only want the best, legit stuff.
    Im slow - what she said.

    Theyll blacklist you then feel 100% comfortable pirating your clips / wrecking your SEO for being duped.

    Basically please dont rip these guys off.
    Last edited by roast; 12-10-2012 at 09:24 PM.





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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    hmmmm is there a queefing fetish??
    this is pretty nasty but i can suck air in thru my vajayjay and then push it out...over and over again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by h0ttie View Post
    hmmmm is there a queefing fetish??
    this is pretty nasty but i can suck air in thru my vajayjay and then push it out...over and over again...
    oh yes, yes, yes!!! i can do it too!!! yey!!! thats what im going to do instead of farting and burping! yessss!! thanks for the idea - im stealing it, im so totally stealing it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by h0ttie View Post
    hmmmm is there a queefing fetish??
    this is pretty nasty but i can suck air in thru my vajayjay and then push it out...over and over again...
    oh my, maybe i can even pretend its a fart! i will practice tomorrow


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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I can burp at will, learned when I was a teen. You just sort of push air down your throat and swallow it and then push it back up. It produces shorter burps, but on the rare occasion I burp for real, mine are short anyway.

    I think I'd be too embarassed to fart on cam, though.

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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I can also burp at will (also taught myself as a teen). I'm sitting here doing it right now for shits and giggles just to amuse myself because it was mentioned. XD

    Like MistyRose said, you kind of swallow air in this weird way and then...push it back out. Hard to explain the technique, but I can do it on command. Drinking carbonated things make them louder/longer. Maybe drink some soda and figure out what muscles are working and mimic it?

    My farts are usually silent though. Better for real time-time torture in that regard. Someone should invent smell-o-vision for real...

    *runs out of thread because this discussion is sooooo unladylike*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinnerette View Post

    *runs out of thread because this discussion is sooooo unladylike*
    oh babe, come on, whats ladylike about our job? whats ladylike about gagging on foul-tasting rubber things or spitting on your tits and pretending thats the hottest thing youve ever done?


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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    I taught myself how to burn the night before 5th grade started because i was nervous and couldn't sleep! my boyfriend doesn't even burp, he just farts like crazy, sigh.

    but basically i just suck in a bunch of and then..oh lawd it's hard to explain. hooray for queefing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingergina View Post
    oh babe, come on, whats ladylike about our job? whats ladylike about gagging on foul-tasting rubber things or spitting on your tits and pretending thats the hottest thing youve ever done?
    Heheh, I was being facetious. I like discussions like this actually. Everyone is usually so uptight and uncomfortable about certain fetishes (i.e. bodily functions) and it's like why??? They are so fun! Gassy fetish is so mild it hurts.

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    Last edited by h0ttie; 05-23-2012 at 11:30 AM. Reason: lol
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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    LOL! I've always been a SUPER burpy person, so it comes really natural to me. I don't feel comfortable farting on cam, but hey if I can make a 5 minute video of me burping away and men buy the vids then I am totally okay with it. I plan on doing more burp videos. My advice would be to drink lots of pop (I rarely drink pop, and I watch what I eat honestly so it's soo weird how much/long I can burp lol.. no joke have you seen Elf? I can burp pretty long like he did in that movie, its embarrasing.) eat lots of beans, that should help too. I am TOTALLY okay with burping away instead of finger blasting away at my vag all day long.
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    Default Re: teach me how to burp and fart! ASAP! :D

    i think i'm going to make a queef fetish video now that yall reminded me i can do that! i can't burp or fart on command though. maybe i should eat some beans & set up the cam worth a try, i'd probably get traffic like nobody's business.

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