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    Thumbs up im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Im back. in the states. strippin and shit. need to get back on mah grizzy because im not nearly as aggressive as i used to be and its hurtin my income. but ill be killin it soon.

    anyone in the big easy who wants to kick it- im here. pm me for more info. lost my phone in asia, will probably not replace it for a while. turns out if you dont have a phone and you make plans, people actually respect you and meet you where/when/why agreed.

    aight. cheerio. i know i failed at planning stripperfest but i was too busy on motorcycles in asia which was too awesome for me to give a fuck about stripperweb (not that internet forums arent all important and shit).

    when im sober i will even change my location to new orleans. also i am happy to be in the states because everyting i typed makes exactly no sense to anyoen who is not a native english speaker. mostly because it is retarded and i am drunk. one day though, i will provide good advice to forum again though. not tonight though. its 8:30am and i require a nap then im going to do adult american stuff like go to the bank (not watch porn.).
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    I love drunk posts, lol.
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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Haha. . welcome back.
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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    oh dear lord. i wish on nights like that i would get too drunk to figure out how to operate a computer.

    seriously, i am back. and ive been kickin it with too many brits and ozzies, hence the use of the word cuntz. much less offensive to people who are not american. and i am hoping that some ppl on sw will end up here on halloween.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Welcome back Athena!

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    Welcome Back! Glad you made it back okay.

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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Yeah, welcome BACK! I wanna kick it, but I'm in Chi


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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    I love your stupid cunt face, now come back and visit me!

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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    I barely missed you - because I wasn't around much while you were gone, haha! Actually, I mean that in a good way. SW wouldn't be the same without you, so I'm glad our hiatus' coincided, lol.

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    You need one of those breath-o-lizer locks on your computer. Have to blow sober to turn it on.
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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    oh dear lord. i wish on nights like that i would get too drunk to figure out how to operate a computer.

    seriously, i am back. and ive been kickin it with too many brits and ozzies, hence the use of the word cuntz. much less offensive to people who are not american. and i am hoping that some ppl on sw will end up here on halloween.
    I am American, I love & embrace the words CUNT & TWAT. I'm taking them back -just like I'm taking sexy back
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    Default Re: im back you cuntz (in the best way possible)

    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Yeah, welcome BACK! I wanna kick it, but I'm in Chi

    Both us, bitches be in Chi! Holla!
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