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    Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    I think the title of this thread deserves an award for Best Title Ever.. LOL!

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    I agree with Kaia.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    wow hah

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    Funny title though terrible story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I think the title of this thread deserves an award for Best Title Ever.. LOL!
    There should be a award for posting this before Tempest because how did this slip by her???

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    lol. I like the way it says pentrating a donkey ... (with his penis) as though someones going to read it and think he's going to have his arm up there?

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    I want to change my SN to Shapeshifting Hooker

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    this might actually be my favorite news story of all time.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    Besides the obvious "wtf" with this post ... who pays a hooker $20?!?!?
    If I was a hooker, I'd be charging a lot more than $20 !!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by innes View Post
    Besides the obvious "wtf" with this post ... who pays a hooker $20?!?!?
    If I was a hooker, I'd be charging a lot more than $20 !!!!!!!!
    Especially if your a shape shifting one, I think that is a extra..lol

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    All I want to know is what was he on?

    Either when he decided doing a donkey or 20 dollar hooker was a great idea or when he thought that saying it was a shapeshifter would be a great excuse to use in court for it.

    Cuz if I can give that to customers at my club ..hmmmmm just think of the possibilities
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    "Moyo was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists. As for the donkey, she has mostly forgotten about the incident, and is currently eating a wormy apple."

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    I hate it when that happens.

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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    Surprisingly enough, I just had a similar experience the other night -I was initially having sex w/ this gorgeous man only to have him turn into a parakeet & me sitting in a bird cage when we were walked in on....
    "You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
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    “There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”


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    Default Re: Man caught having sex with donkey claimed it was a shapeshifting hooker

    OMFG! You all are cracking me up...I can't even interject here....wow, this is what happens when the Twilight movies hit Zimbabwe...shapeshifting hookers, lol!

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