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I think the title of this thread deserves an award for Best Title Ever.. LOL!

wow hah





Funny title though terrible story.

lol. I like the way it says pentrating a donkey ... (with his penis) as though someones going to read it and think he's going to have his arm up there?
I want to change my SN to Shapeshifting Hooker





this might actually be my favorite news story of all time.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.



Besides the obvious "wtf" with this post ... who pays a hooker $20?!?!?
If I was a hooker, I'd be charging a lot more than $20 !!!!!!!!
InnesX
All I want to know is what was he on?
Either when he decided doing a donkey or 20 dollar hooker was a great idea or when he thought that saying it was a shapeshifter would be a great excuse to use in court for it.
Cuz if I can give that to customers at my club ..hmmmmm just think of the possibilities
<insert evil grin>
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"Moyo was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists. As for the donkey, she has mostly forgotten about the incident, and is currently eating a wormy apple."
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"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West



I hate it when that happens.




Surprisingly enough, I just had a similar experience the other night -I was initially having sex w/ this gorgeous man only to have him turn into a parakeet & me sitting in a bird cage when we were walked in on....![]()
"You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
-- Bob Dylan
“There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”![]()


OMFG! You all are cracking me up...I can't even interject here....wow, this is what happens when the Twilight movies hit Zimbabwe...shapeshifting hookers, lol!
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